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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35525 on: January 21, 2011, 12:57:19 PM »


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35526 on: January 21, 2011, 03:48:50 PM »
Tweetie!



Man oh, man, I lived my childhood hoping that Sylvester would rip apart that little annoying bird, eat him, and then, of course, poop him out.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35527 on: January 21, 2011, 04:49:30 PM »
Beer & boobies?


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35528 on: January 21, 2011, 05:08:53 PM »
Tweetie!



Man oh, man, I lived my childhood hoping that Sylvester would rip apart that little annoying bird, eat him, and then, of course, poop him out.

oh my god me too......  always wanted Tom to catch Jerry as well .....hated that damn mouse

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35529 on: January 21, 2011, 05:19:59 PM »

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35530 on: January 21, 2011, 05:31:26 PM »
oh, she has a face?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35531 on: January 21, 2011, 06:49:37 PM »
Oh, she has beer?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35532 on: January 22, 2011, 05:03:21 AM »
oh, she has a face?

Hey!  Look at that!  I didn't see it at first.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35533 on: January 22, 2011, 10:57:46 AM »
Leaving in the morning for Puerto Rico for work and here is where we will be staying.  Got the important stuff packed.  I know it's no big deal for those in the warmer parts of the world but to the rest of you living in the snow....suck on it. ;D ;D ;D ;
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35534 on: January 22, 2011, 11:43:23 AM »
Leaving in the morning for Puerto Rico for work and here is where we will be staying.  Got the important stuff packed.  I know it's no big deal for those in the warmer parts of the world but to the rest of you living in the snow....suck on it. ;D ;D ;D ;

There's a certain fish that lives in the Amazon River basin that will swim up any hole including the urethra.  They then flex their dorsal fins (which are spiked) when they detect anybody trying to pull them out.  I hope that by chance one of these fish has scooped up in the fresh water intake of a large ship.  After it is released in the Caribbean sea, I hope a bird scoops it up and decides to drop the little guy in the water outside your resort and it crawls up your wang.  Besides that, have a good trip.   ;) ;) ;D 8)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35535 on: January 22, 2011, 12:04:21 PM »
So you really do plan on skindiving, I didn't see a swimsuit in there!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35536 on: January 22, 2011, 12:26:14 PM »
Leaving in the morning for Puerto Rico for work and here is where we will be staying.  Got the important stuff packed.  I know it's no big deal for those in the warmer parts of the world but to the rest of you living in the snow....suck on it. ;D ;D ;D ;

There's a certain fish that lives in the Amazon River basin that will swim up any hole including the urethra.  They then flex their dorsal fins (which are spiked) when they detect anybody trying to pull them out.  I hope that by chance one of these fish has scooped up in the fresh water intake of a large ship.  After it is released in the Caribbean sea, I hope a bird scoops it up and decides to drop the little guy in the water outside your resort and it crawls up your wang.  Besides that, have a good trip.   ;) ;) ;D 8)

Legend has it that they will even swim up the urine stream if you take a pee in the water.  Toilets or the bushes for me. ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35537 on: January 22, 2011, 03:49:14 PM »
This is MY South Side Dive Bar!!!



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35538 on: January 22, 2011, 04:56:12 PM »
Just spotted this thread titled  "recommend some rear shocks"

I think that if you cut the end off an extension lead and stick the wires in your butt then plug the other end in and turn on the lead, that should result in some "rear shocks"   What do youall think..... ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35539 on: January 22, 2011, 05:09:33 PM »
Just spotted this thread titled  "recommend some rear shocks"

I think that if you cut the end off an extension lead and stick the wires in your butt then plug the other end in and turn on the lead, that should result in some "rear shocks"   What do youall think..... ;D

Mick

I would agree with you if it was posted in Open Forums, but as it is in SOHC/4 Bikes, I think he is looking for shocks while riding.  In that case, I would recommend running an extra coil and having on plug wire to the left cheek and the other to the right cheek.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35540 on: January 22, 2011, 05:11:43 PM »
You've got your spring shocks, your air shocks, your hydralic shocks, and then you've got your retro electric shocks. Electric shocks give new meaning to the phrase "hard tail."
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35541 on: January 22, 2011, 05:21:28 PM »
You've got your spring shocks, your air shocks, your hydralic shocks, and then you've got your retro electric shocks. Electric shocks give new meaning to the phrase "hard tail."

Or a "seat of the pants riding experience" ...... ;D

shocking..... :P

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35542 on: January 22, 2011, 06:43:08 PM »
Nobody else here.  Guess I'll just hang out with the bartender...

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35543 on: January 22, 2011, 06:49:06 PM »
Yo- Diggerdy

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35544 on: January 22, 2011, 06:55:52 PM »
I was actually hearing the DAS EFX in my head but Youtube turned this up.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35545 on: January 22, 2011, 08:43:04 PM »
Mmmmmmmm fun with solder    ;D ;D




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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35546 on: January 23, 2011, 08:20:35 AM »
I'm a little hungover, I could go for a Bloody Mary!


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35547 on: January 23, 2011, 09:12:06 AM »
that is some nice sideboob.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35548 on: January 23, 2011, 09:38:56 AM »
that is some nice sideboob.

And a redhead to boot, I know you like that!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35549 on: January 23, 2011, 11:17:06 AM »
I would like...
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