Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3033897 times)

sparty · « **Reply #375 on:** November 12, 2006, 03:17:07 PM »

Quote from: prsman23@hotmail.c on November 12, 2006, 11:24:40 AM

I drew the duck blue because I never saw a blue duck before.

Well, I think it's an excellent blue duck. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade.

Ya gotta love Billy Madison. "He called the #$%* "poop".

Sparty

sparty · « **Reply #376 on:** November 12, 2006, 03:18:02 PM »

Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really.

Sparty

sparty · « **Reply #377 on:** November 12, 2006, 03:18:38 PM »

Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. HA HA HA.

sparty · « **Reply #378 on:** November 12, 2006, 03:20:41 PM »

Oh Veronica Vaughn! So hot! Want to touch the hiney! Arrroooooooo!

sparty · « **Reply #379 on:** November 12, 2006, 03:21:33 PM »

I'll tell you who it was, it was that damned Sasquatch

sparty · « **Reply #380 on:** November 12, 2006, 03:22:18 PM »

Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

Sparty

sparty · « **Reply #381 on:** November 12, 2006, 03:22:50 PM »

YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.

sparty · « **Reply #382 on:** November 12, 2006, 03:23:18 PM »

If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

Sparty

sparty · « **Reply #383 on:** November 12, 2006, 03:23:51 PM »

OOH. That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go.

Sparty

sparty · « **Reply #384 on:** November 12, 2006, 03:25:35 PM »

Stop looking at me, swan.

Sparty

burmashave · « **Reply #385 on:** November 12, 2006, 05:03:40 PM »

I am Miles. In fact, I am peeing my pants right now as I type.

TheGenuineThing · « **Reply #386 on:** November 12, 2006, 07:34:12 PM »

I hope you guys do your own laundry

TheGenuineThing · « **Reply #387 on:** November 12, 2006, 07:38:06 PM »

I think I will get neked lol and go out in the garage and work on my carbs...

mrbreeze · « **Reply #388 on:** November 12, 2006, 08:27:14 PM »

Hmmmmmmmm.........carb buildin' in the buff....never thought of that!!!! Think they might turn out better that way?

kghost · « **Reply #389 on:** November 12, 2006, 08:57:22 PM »

Never wrestle with a pig you both get dirty and the pig likes it.......................

ic455 · « **Reply #390 on:** November 12, 2006, 09:01:44 PM »

any swanky young divotchkas around here wanna get a bit of the ole moloko plus?

TheGenuineThing · « **Reply #391 on:** November 12, 2006, 09:25:04 PM »

My intended humor fell short. I apologize. Look at my blond joke; it's funny.

mrbreeze · « **Reply #392 on:** November 12, 2006, 09:36:16 PM »

Oh yeah.....you're the newbie with the Latin from last night......I'm going to go check the blonde joke now....so are you blonde? (not that there is anything wrong with being blonde).

ic455 · « **Reply #393 on:** November 12, 2006, 09:49:00 PM »

Quote from: TheGenuineThing on November 12, 2006, 09:25:04 PM

My intended humor fell short. I apologize. Look at my blond joke; it's funny.

can only speak for myself here, but I thought you were a dude. Nothing really special about a guy working on carbs nekked

But a lady on the other hand.....that's funny, since this type of behavior is usually reserved for menfolk who have drank a few too many imported beers.......

aptech77 · « **Reply #394 on:** November 12, 2006, 09:50:29 PM »

Come on 30!!!!

aptech77 · « **Reply #395 on:** November 12, 2006, 09:51:32 PM »

Here.........30, 30, 30!!!!!

mrbreeze · « **Reply #396 on:** November 12, 2006, 09:54:14 PM »

OK...you had a good joke!.....you're not blonde...me neither but somebody here is and they are probably scratching their head wondering WTF is that all about ???Kinda like me last night with the Latin thing. Soooooo.........where do you go from here? Got any good biker type jokes? Is it all about blondes and people that only speak English? Do you really work on your bike in your B-day suit? Tell us more!!!!

ic455 · « **Reply #397 on:** November 12, 2006, 10:04:53 PM »

"a bunch of gay cowboys eatin' pudding"

mrbreeze · « **Reply #398 on:** November 12, 2006, 10:16:00 PM »

A bigger bunch of pudding eatin' cowboys (that happen to be of the gay persuation) singing around the campfire saying "Yippy yi yay tai yay ohhhh" (don't know why though)

mrbreeze · « **Reply #399 on:** November 12, 2006, 10:56:16 PM »

G'nite Sue Ellen.......G'nite John boy.........

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