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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37950 on: June 17, 2011, 03:37:06 PM »
Ding ding ding! We have a winner.

Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37951 on: June 17, 2011, 03:39:50 PM »
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37952 on: June 17, 2011, 03:42:17 PM »
3 sayings to live by.
"Moderation in all things - especially moderation. Too much moderation is excessive. The occasional excess is all part of living the moderate life."
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37953 on: June 17, 2011, 03:45:49 PM »

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37954 on: June 17, 2011, 03:46:08 PM »
I try to live by the combination of 2 James Bond film titles.

"Never Say Octopussy Again".
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37955 on: June 17, 2011, 03:49:29 PM »
3 sayings to live by.

1 #$%* anything that moves, if it don't move ....push it
2 Go hard or go home
3 If at first you don't succeed, try sucking something else..... :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37956 on: June 17, 2011, 03:59:23 PM »
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

I like mine betta.  ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37957 on: June 17, 2011, 04:14:43 PM »
3 sayings to live by.

1 #$%* anything that moves, if it don't move ....push it
2 Go hard or go home
3 If at first you don't succeed, try sucking something else..... :o

Oh...and    POOP
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37958 on: June 17, 2011, 05:18:48 PM »
750 K2 1000cc
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37959 on: June 17, 2011, 07:57:21 PM »
Ugh God.  Well, I guess it'd be a relatively er... plentiful meat substitute.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37960 on: June 17, 2011, 09:38:52 PM »
I laughed at "turd burger" but I crapped my pants when I saw "#$%* BURGER" on the mini fridge at 1:34.

Oh, sorry.  I meant that I "steaked" my pants.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37961 on: June 18, 2011, 01:04:22 AM »


Oh, sorry.  I meant that I "steaked" my pants.


JUst think. The days of free bubble up and rainbow stew are comming!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37962 on: June 18, 2011, 01:08:53 AM »
and let's not forget the immense potential of unicorn farts...and POOP
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37963 on: June 18, 2011, 11:15:44 AM »
You milk-faced bastard.

THESE CANS ARE DEFECTIVE !!!!

These cans are clearly defective.  ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37964 on: June 18, 2011, 12:41:46 PM »
i hate to do it ... but it looks like i may be selling my 550  .... if i can get enough zeros

my truck finally died , and now i need a new one .. and have #$%*ty credit bla bla bla

      ......sucks but , it's hard to justify having 2 awesome bikes , and i can only afford to keep one legal at a time  ::) ::)   





                           ..........i don't know .. we'll see

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37965 on: June 18, 2011, 04:19:22 PM »
its the caaaans...he hates these cans  ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37966 on: June 18, 2011, 04:33:41 PM »
In the movie, I don't remember them driving on the wrong side of the car.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37967 on: June 18, 2011, 06:45:17 PM »
i hate to do it ... but it looks like i may be selling my 550  .... if i can get enough zeros

my truck finally died , and now i need a new one .. and have #$%*ty credit bla bla bla

      ......sucks but , it's hard to justify having 2 awesome bikes , and i can only afford to keep one legal at a time  ::) ::)   





                           ..........i don't know .. we'll see
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37968 on: June 18, 2011, 08:08:44 PM »
.......#$%* that ,,, nevermind

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37969 on: June 18, 2011, 08:28:11 PM »
all right all right ,settle down for second fellas i got somthin to say


i raise my glass to all the single dads on here ,guys that do it for the kids,  guys that just shut the #$%* up and give the #$%* the cash ,
 real men that are still there for their's every second they have the opportunity,
guys that wear corny t-shirts and belt buckles that say "worlds best dad" with pride
 lifting up the next generation , making them into REAL MEN, not little #$%*in crybabies with daddy issues.
Cheers to all the dads who's kids have matching dirty fingernails
 teaching them how to swing a hammer and the difference between a phillips and a flat head ..

 cheers to guys that don't ask for a hand out, and don't need a pat on the back .
   but will gladly accept it

Cheers to us ...   Happy Fathers Day 



   ............... i may be drunk ....  but i do love you mother #$%*ers

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37971 on: June 18, 2011, 08:36:47 PM »
Well said spikey

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37972 on: June 18, 2011, 09:08:45 PM »
We love you, too, Spike... but we'd still give you the intern treatment just because friends don't let friends sell their Hondas. ;D

Happy Father's Day ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37973 on: June 18, 2011, 09:14:03 PM »
We love you, too, Spike... but we'd still give you the intern treatment just because friends don't let friends sell their custom made, badass mother-#$%*ing, leopard print, made by the hands of MannyHondas. ;D

Happy Father's Day ;D ;D ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37974 on: June 18, 2011, 11:46:12 PM »
Thanks, Cuppy, I dunno how I left all that out
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