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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38125 on: June 26, 2011, 10:41:02 PM »
A reasonably priced shrubbery.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38126 on: June 27, 2011, 12:01:05 AM »
wonders if Tim the shrubber is still alive...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38127 on: June 27, 2011, 03:07:21 AM »
I know at least one Tim who is still alive
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38128 on: June 27, 2011, 03:40:20 AM »
I know at least one Tim who is still alive

You still in OZ mate.?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38129 on: June 27, 2011, 05:20:27 AM »
What kind of shrubbery are we talking about here? The kind that you put in a glass jar?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38130 on: June 27, 2011, 06:46:12 AM »
If Hazel has nuts, then Hazel wasn't always a Hazel, or Hazel is in transition to become Bob.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38131 on: June 27, 2011, 07:26:03 AM »
Hazel was Harry now back as Bob

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38132 on: June 27, 2011, 08:23:06 AM »
all I have to say is GAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

shoulda #$%*ing eloped.........

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38133 on: June 27, 2011, 08:50:19 AM »
all I have to say is GAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

shoulda #$%*ing eloped.........

No #$%*ing #$%* sherlock, I tried in utter vain to get the lady to go to Tahoe and get a minister.
Then we could rent a hall for de party and not sweat so many details. UGH.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38134 on: June 27, 2011, 11:53:24 AM »
What kind of shrubbery are we talking about here? The kind that you put in a glass jar?

Reasonably priced shrubbery, what do you not understand about this?!?!?!  >:(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38135 on: June 27, 2011, 12:44:09 PM »
What kind of shrubbery are we talking about here? The kind that you put in a glass jar?
No, this kind of shrubbery;
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38136 on: June 27, 2011, 12:53:31 PM »
That can be hard to find these days.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38137 on: June 27, 2011, 01:42:27 PM »
What kind of shrubbery are we talking about here? The kind that you put in a glass jar?



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38138 on: June 27, 2011, 02:00:38 PM »
That can be hard to find these days.
Yes, many are like this now;
Keep the Shiny side up!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38139 on: June 27, 2011, 02:05:26 PM »
Where is the bushy as all get out option?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38140 on: June 27, 2011, 02:49:53 PM »
Keep the Shiny side up!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38141 on: June 27, 2011, 02:53:45 PM »
Not quite the bald pussy I was hoping for Brownie!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38142 on: June 27, 2011, 03:39:17 PM »
You know, for the hirsuite fans out there, just sayin'.  :)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38143 on: June 27, 2011, 04:42:55 PM »
I know at least one Tim who is still alive

You still in OZ mate.?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38144 on: June 27, 2011, 04:52:43 PM »
"Moderation in all things - especially moderation. Too much moderation is excessive. The occasional excess is all part of living the moderate life."
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38145 on: June 27, 2011, 05:06:39 PM »
....wait ..... so your tellin me that a politician from Illinois of all places ... is going to prison ? ..... NOO? really?           

                               ..........i'm so shocked  ...  look, my shocked face  :o   

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38146 on: June 27, 2011, 07:01:02 PM »
Well, I got kicked out of the "delete me" thread. Nobody like my whitty observations. :-[

Did you guys here about the 95 year old lady and the TSA? wtf.  Americans are losing their freedom bit by bit.... weekly.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38147 on: June 27, 2011, 07:21:20 PM »
Don't worry, Frankie.  I put 'em in their place.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38148 on: June 27, 2011, 11:15:41 PM »
That was me in the TSA grope lines.
I demanded to see and make sure there were no 'dirty bombs' in her depends.  ;D

Don't worry, Frankie.  I put 'em in their place.

Her depends? You chivalrous old chap you!

 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38149 on: June 27, 2011, 11:47:55 PM »
That was me in the TSA grope lines.
I demanded to see and make sure there were no 'dirty bombs' in her depends.  ;D

Don't worry, Frankie.  I put 'em in their place.

Her depends? You chivalrous old chap you!

 

Here's one for you Dukie.  Just cover your keyboard in tissue paper first. ;D