"The women had hoped to raise money for a recreation centre at the village school and blame the lack of sales on a glitch in the distribution that meant the calendars were not on sale in time for Christmas."
damn distributors!
otherwise i am sure theses ladies would have brought in enough for thousands of rec centers.
um, thanks mom, the new rec center is great, but i can't go there because all the other kids have pictures of you naked and ugly wrapped in tinsel and won't stop picking on me.