Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3045229 times)

Frankencake · « **Reply #38275 on:** July 06, 2011, 05:49:18 PM »

Ok. Now we're getting somewhere, but you have skipped the basics. Where's our coffee and Danish?

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38276 on:** July 06, 2011, 06:11:21 PM »

after all that ... i don't think we'll be needing any coffee .... and how do you know she's not Danish?

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #38277 on:** July 06, 2011, 08:22:30 PM »

I am watching "The Thing"....a frigging perfect horror film.

TrueSpin · « **Reply #38278 on:** July 06, 2011, 08:29:27 PM »

Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on July 06, 2011, 05:49:18 PM

Ok. Now we're getting somewhere, but you have skipped the basics. Where's our coffee and Danish?

I thought it was a shmoke and a pancake.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #38279 on:** July 06, 2011, 08:33:07 PM »

Quote from: Spikeybike on July 06, 2011, 06:11:21 PM

after all that ... i don't think we'll be needing any coffee .... and how do you know she's not Danish?

Black hair in the nether regions......

burmashave · « **Reply #38280 on:** July 06, 2011, 08:50:46 PM »

We have an intern nearing graduation. Should we plan the normal celebration, or just skip it?

faux fiddy · « **Reply #38281 on:** July 07, 2011, 01:13:00 AM »

Quote from: TrueSpin on July 06, 2011, 08:29:27 PM

Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on July 06, 2011, 05:49:18 PM
Ok. Now we're getting somewhere, but you have skipped the basics. Where's our coffee and Danish?

I thought it was a shmoke and a pancake.

Yeah, right, fire up the kitchen when it's 110 degrees out. How about cantalope?

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #38282 on:** July 07, 2011, 05:04:42 AM »

Cereal .....its what is for supper

Frankencake · « **Reply #38283 on:** July 07, 2011, 05:05:05 AM »

Quote from: burmashave on July 06, 2011, 08:50:46 PM

We have an intern nearing graduation. Should we plan the normal celebration, or just skip it?

This one's been a tough one. I say we just give him the ritual salmon-ing and forego the nutmeg and cinnamon/vision quest thing. My loin cloth is getting a bit worn around the edges anyway. What we should do is consult the elder about a new van. The short bus is starting to need a lot of tranny fluid; the hard to get kind.

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #38284 on:** July 07, 2011, 07:05:58 AM »

I dont get the whole "intern" thing. Just seems kind of childish and gay. I like the SSDB because I can always rely on it for BS, poop talk and misc. trash...but the whole "get me a coffee".....ug. Were you guys all sodomized by broomsticks and never had a chance for revenge?

BTW.....I joke....and have never been sodomized.....and would like all of you to get me a black coffee and a baseball bat.

motocyconomad · « **Reply #38285 on:** July 07, 2011, 07:46:30 AM »

I heard NY cops are rad with a broomstick

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38286 on:** July 07, 2011, 07:50:24 AM »

Mmmmmm... brooooomsticks.

Radam · « **Reply #38287 on:** July 07, 2011, 08:43:36 AM »

I jsut lkie to fcuk wtih popele and mkae tehm tnik tehy are ginog cazry. The wolhe itrenn tinhg nveer mdae sesne to me. I urnedsnatd if it was rael lfie and we cluod rlaley get cfoefe for ohetrs. I gesus it's jsut itenrent bluly siht. Whatever tickles your fanny.

weekend_junkie · « **Reply #38288 on:** July 07, 2011, 09:10:35 AM »

Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on July 07, 2011, 05:05:05 AM

The short bus is starting to need a lot of tranny fluid; the hard to get kind.

Try casual encounters on craigslist.

Quote from: Frankenstuff on July 07, 2011, 07:05:58 AM

I dont get the whole "intern" thing. Just seems kind of childish and gay. I like the SSDB because I can always rely on it for BS, poop talk and misc. trash...but the whole "get me a coffee".....ug. Were you guys all sodomized by broomsticks and never had a chance for revenge?

BTW.....I joke....and have never been sodomized.....and would like all of you to get me a black coffee and a baseball bat.

Didn't you see League of Their Own? There's no crying in baseball, so stop your whining.

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #38289 on:** July 07, 2011, 09:34:59 AM »

Quote from: weekend_junkie on July 07, 2011, 09:10:35 AM

Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on July 07, 2011, 05:05:05 AM
The short bus is starting to need a lot of tranny fluid; the hard to get kind.

Try casual encounters on craigslist.

Quote from: Frankenstuff on July 07, 2011, 07:05:58 AM
I dont get the whole "intern" thing. Just seems kind of childish and gay. I like the SSDB because I can always rely on it for BS, poop talk and misc. trash...but the whole "get me a coffee".....ug. Were you guys all sodomized by broomsticks and never had a chance for revenge?

BTW.....I joke....and have never been sodomized.....and would like all of you to get me a black coffee and a baseball bat.

Didn't you see League of Their Own? There's no crying in baseball, so stop your whining.

Sports are for children, so yes crying should be allowed.
If you wear a shirt with another mans name on the back......you are gay.

"Do you know how to make Manishevitz Wine?? You kick him in the balls" - Redd Foxx

Can "MMMMMM - Broomsticks" be remebered for a day in history...in the future?

weekend_junkie · « **Reply #38290 on:** July 07, 2011, 09:43:48 AM »

Next week, in the SSDB's shameless future:

Quote from: Frankenstuff on July 13, 2011, 06:21:39 PM

Can "MMMMMM - Broomsticks" be remebered for a day in history...in the future?

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #38291 on:** July 07, 2011, 09:49:34 AM »

Quote from: weekend_junkie on July 07, 2011, 09:43:48 AM

Next week, in the SSDB's shameless future:

Quote from: Frankenstuff on July 13, 2011, 06:21:39 PM
Can "MMMMMM - Broomsticks" be remebered for a day in history...in the future?

Today in shameless occurances...presently

burmashave · « **Reply #38292 on:** July 07, 2011, 10:09:36 AM »

I think it's great for new guys to post to their hearts content, provided that they don't use this thread to post a bazillion posts in order in a hopeless attempt to boost their count. My finger gets tired when I have to scroll down a page without hitting anything irrational. This makes me cranky. The second thing is that new guys need to be hip to randomness and irrationality. Linear thinking makes a boring thread. Third, I forgot what's third, but I'm sure it'll come to me by the time we hit the next page.

Oh yeah, third. Have you tried the fudge covered Oreos? I'm having some now. They are amazing. Go for the minty flavored ones.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38293 on:** July 07, 2011, 10:15:35 AM »

Only the double fudge mint ones are tasty to my palette, yum.
The single ones are kinda meh.

Frankencake · « **Reply #38294 on:** July 07, 2011, 10:31:50 AM »

Quote from: Frankenstuff on July 07, 2011, 07:05:58 AM

I dont get the whole "intern" thing. Just seems kind of childish and gay. I like the SSDB because I can always rely on it for BS, poop talk and misc. trash...but the whole "get me a coffee".....ug. Were you guys all sodomized by broomsticks and never had a chance for revenge?

BTW.....I joke....and have never been sodomized.....and would like all of you to get me a black coffee and a baseball bat.

Were you here for some serious conversation? Isn't it nice to acknowledge new people to the dive bar? New members don't seem to mind it. We haven't had any SSDB related suicides yet. As far as I know, this all started after some member decide that he would ignore any member with less than 100 posts. This is our way of making that happen but not really. Now can someone tell me where the oil filter is on a 98 concours? I'm trying to change the oil......

motocyconomad · « **Reply #38295 on:** July 07, 2011, 10:36:29 AM »

Funniest thing I heard all week
this today said at my work
" I wanna #$%* the fedex chick "
other guy says " #$%* that one I wanna #$%* that one with the skin disease "

I almost pissed my pants from laughing...

carry on, carry on.

Radam · « **Reply #38296 on:** July 07, 2011, 10:42:52 AM »

What's a good way to tell your boss that you're sick of him being on the rag? He's a real conservative christian do gooder kind of guy. (gay)

zzpete · « **Reply #38297 on:** July 07, 2011, 10:46:00 AM »

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Radam · « **Reply #38298 on:** July 07, 2011, 10:57:56 AM »

Think I could get unemployment if it went down like that?

333 · « **Reply #38299 on:** July 07, 2011, 11:34:27 AM »

This day in Shameless History;

Quote from: Chester345 on July 07, 2009, 08:16:49 AM

Chester thinks yall are pretty much nuts.

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