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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38450 on: July 17, 2011, 05:41:18 PM »
shorty shocks, 16" wheel , thin seat 

    and your right , it was super super low  ... it bottomed out alot , but it cornered fantastic , and looked awesome  ;)




Let's see.  I want to buy a motorcycle that has been celebrated on TV and in magazines, and strip it.


I'm also looking at getting a canvas or two.  Is the Mona Lisa available?


I really hope this guy comes in to this forum.  I, for one, will flame him out of here.

Stan.....   best laugh i've had all day  ...   if he does , i'll change my avatar and screen name , and totally jump in on that fun
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38451 on: July 18, 2011, 05:40:16 AM »
I'm not sure if I've been smart or lucky until yesterday. I've always been afraid to ride without jeans because I just feel too open to injury if I went down or got my leg too close to the pipes. So, yesterday I was helping my friend with his 81 cb750k with stock 4-4 pipes. I'm used to my 78F with 4-1. Long story short, I was wearing shorts and burned my leg when I took it off the center stand while sitting on it. Today it's not near as bad as I thought it would be, but it's my first pipe burn. Not sure if I've just been real careful or real lucky before that.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38452 on: July 18, 2011, 07:57:07 AM »
#$%*ing cagers, trying to kill me this morning.  ::)

No Miss, you should not try to slide down two lanes while there is a left and right merge on 635 as you get off the ramp.  >:(

I had a #$%*ing trucker muther#$%*er do the goddam same thing when I was in my truck, he had the #$%*ing stones to get pissed at me when I gave him the 'you're numero uno salute' right after he almost made an ink sopt out of me on the highway- #$%*er.  >:(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38453 on: July 18, 2011, 08:03:18 AM »
Dukie, you and I share the same driving attitude.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38454 on: July 18, 2011, 09:10:15 AM »
Gimme all the speeding tickets you want copper, I am just trying to get away from these insane, half brain dead balloon heads.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38455 on: July 18, 2011, 09:19:34 AM »
I'm not here enough to deal with interns, and if you want to perma-intern me I'm cool with that. I'm gonna take the "ignore them until they go away" route, No one can take a joke anymore :P (I'm not funny, this I know). I also have plenty of cupcakes in me. I'm in shape, round is a shape. I admit I was being tasteless, was kind of a rough day and it made me feel better. Oh well.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38456 on: July 18, 2011, 10:24:47 AM »
Manny, I think as long as his check has cleared, you can say anything you want, without changing your name or avatar.  In fact, I think you should go back to a pic of the bike as your avatar just before flinging any poop at him.  That pic and your screen name make you uniquely qualified to #$%* on his parade.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38457 on: July 18, 2011, 01:37:15 PM »
Josepy, I didn't understand that at all. But that's good, considering where we are. Now, here's the thing. You've prolly passed the intern stage; however, for folks to admit that, we'd all have to have a kumbaya moment. Kumbaya moments are hard to come by here. Spikey had to sell his uber-cool bike to get one, and even then, it wasn't really much of a kumbaya.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38458 on: July 18, 2011, 02:21:22 PM »
Can't we all just have a kumbaya and get along??
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38459 on: July 18, 2011, 03:03:43 PM »

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38460 on: July 18, 2011, 08:25:22 PM »
To that I would like to drop the immortal...SOD OFF

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38461 on: July 18, 2011, 09:20:42 PM »
I'm not here enough to deal with interns, and if you want to perma-intern me I'm cool with that. I'm gonna take the "ignore them until they go away" route, No one can take a joke anymore :P (I'm not funny, this I know). I also have plenty of cupcakes in me. I'm in shape, round is a shape. I admit I was being tasteless, was kind of a rough day and it made me feel better. Oh well.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38462 on: July 18, 2011, 11:03:43 PM »
He said he has plenty of cupcakes in him, he must eat cupcakes like you for breakfast.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38463 on: July 18, 2011, 11:51:45 PM »
'You eat pieces of sh1t for breakfast?'

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38464 on: July 19, 2011, 12:36:13 AM »
The capital of Montana is not Hanna.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38465 on: July 19, 2011, 07:41:29 AM »
That's not what Achey Breaky told me.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38466 on: July 19, 2011, 07:42:26 AM »
Joe is the capital of Montana.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38467 on: July 19, 2011, 09:29:58 AM »
Yo Joe!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38468 on: July 19, 2011, 09:40:50 AM »
Hannah Montana looks has a horse face.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38469 on: July 19, 2011, 10:17:16 AM »
Sara Jessica Parker??  ???
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38470 on: July 19, 2011, 10:19:34 AM »
Sara Jessica Parker??  ???
nope, she just looks like (is?) a tranny

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38471 on: July 19, 2011, 11:25:06 AM »
Yo Joe!!!


Hey Joe!
I heard you shot your old lady down.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38472 on: July 19, 2011, 11:27:04 AM »
Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38473 on: July 19, 2011, 12:04:52 PM »
Yo Joe!!!


Hey Joe!
I heard you shot your old lady down.

She was trash-talkin' my new Skecher's Shape Ups, had to put her down for dissin' food money.
Joe gotta eat too.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38474 on: July 19, 2011, 12:16:32 PM »
Manic depression is searching my soul.  I know what I want, but I just don't know, huh, to go about gettin' it.  Feelin' sweet feelin' drops from my fingers.  Manic depression is capturing my soul.