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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38475 on: July 19, 2011, 12:17:13 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38476 on: July 19, 2011, 01:32:33 PM »
She was low down and trifling,
She was cold and mean,
Kind of evil make me want to grab my sub machine
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38477 on: July 19, 2011, 02:33:11 PM »
Well, I stand up next to a mountain. And I chop it down with the edge of my hand.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38478 on: July 19, 2011, 02:37:15 PM »
well ...I set a guitar on fire once , does that count 

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38479 on: July 19, 2011, 03:15:17 PM »
Count for what? Firebug of the year?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38480 on: July 19, 2011, 04:18:25 PM »
no ....as an acceptable hendrix impression

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38481 on: July 19, 2011, 04:22:55 PM »


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38482 on: July 19, 2011, 05:22:08 PM »
So that's where they got the slogan, "Where's the beef" from. Hmmmm.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38483 on: July 19, 2011, 08:26:48 PM »
oh snap

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38484 on: July 19, 2011, 09:16:15 PM »
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.  :D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38485 on: July 19, 2011, 09:18:50 PM »
oh no you di-int (snap snap)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38486 on: July 19, 2011, 09:25:15 PM »
So the first thong the guy asks is " how hard is it gonna be to remove all the leopard print, I'm really that mechanically inclined ".

Really?

It makes you wonder how many paintings that scumbag Van Gogh painted were painted over for the need of cheap canvas. Buy it or don't, dude, and #$%* you anyway.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38487 on: July 19, 2011, 09:31:02 PM »
It's now 11;29 local time. Happy hour lasts 'til 12:00. I can walk the half mile in 12 min.

Then last call is an hour and a half later.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38488 on: July 20, 2011, 05:30:48 AM »
Well, I totaled my car yesterday. Some old guy decided that he'd turn across my lane while I was going 45mph and barely had time to him my brakes. At least he's well insured. I've got a pretty gnarly bruise across my shoulder from my seatbelt and a couple small bruises/scratches but I'm ok. I still had time to go fix the brakes on my bike after I got x-rays at the ER, so at least I have wheels! I just sold my wifes car a couple weeks ago so now we're down to just my F3.

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I really liked that car.  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38489 on: July 20, 2011, 06:11:23 AM »
Buy, buy Honda.  :'(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38490 on: July 20, 2011, 06:35:57 AM »
Radam, good on ya for not dyin'.

On a serious note, if I could actually play a serious note, I'm glad you're O.K.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38491 on: July 20, 2011, 06:46:31 AM »
Was the other guy driving a telephone pole?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38492 on: July 20, 2011, 06:48:33 AM »
Tree Fiddy, you don't like Van Gogh? Pshaw. You gotta admit that if he were around today, he'd prolly be hanging out here. Anyone who could paint Skull with a Burning Cigarette has a home here:


Along with some of the most beautiful paintings ever painted, IMNHO (in my never humble opinion).
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38493 on: July 20, 2011, 07:23:01 AM »
Was the other guy driving a telephone pole?

No, I was lucky enough to miss that pole after I hit the car. One of my friends drove by and called asking me how the hell I hit that pole. When the wrecker guy was hooking up my car it took off down the hill it was on and into the parking lot below and almost took out a motorcycle cop. The wrecker guy dove in the driver side window and the cop dove in the passenger window to pull the e brake. It was pretty funny. I put the car in park, but I guess the transmission was just #$%*ed.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38494 on: July 20, 2011, 08:44:47 AM »
Yeah, good to hear you are relatively unhurt, all joking aside.  :)

I agree on Van Gogh Burma, guy was schizo nuts but damn he could paint.
I guess the craziness goes along with the genius unfortunately sometimes.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38495 on: July 20, 2011, 09:23:48 AM »
Van Gogh wasnt crazy, and he was just an artist not a great painter. He was a great analytical thinker though. If you read the book of letters to his brother, you will know the reason and ideas behind everything that motivated him. He was not a tortured artistic soul...and he didnt cut his ear off. He lost it in a fight with Paul Gauguin.

Now Jean Leon Gerome..THAT was a painter.




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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38496 on: July 20, 2011, 10:39:45 AM »
Just an artist would be an understatement in my never humble opinion. I've not read Van Gogh's letters, but mebbe I should. I would say that that most of the impressionists and expressionists were analytical thinkers to some degree. They had to be. They were charting new ground that was not so much based on asthetics. From the paintings I've seen, I'd say Van Gogh was a great painter as well, but that's a matter of definition.

By the way, I used to live up in your stomping grounds and would visit the MFA on occasion. Regrettably, as you prolly know, it has only a handful of his paintings, and is the case for many art museums, it has too many Matisse's and Monet's. Can't swing a cat in an art museum without hitting one.

I didn't know that Gaugin had cut his ear off. I'd call it ironic that the artist famous for tranquil Tahitian themes was the same guy who de-eared Van Gogh.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38497 on: July 20, 2011, 10:42:29 AM »
Is this a bar or an art gallery?  Although, a fight between Van Gogh and Gaugin seems pretty bar-like.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38498 on: July 20, 2011, 10:42:50 AM »
Tree Fiddy, you don't like Van Gogh? Pshaw. You gotta admit that if he were around today, he'd prolly be hanging out here. Anyone who could paint Skull with a Burning Cigarette has a home here:


Along with some of the most beautiful paintings ever painted, IMNHO (in my never humble opinion).

No, I like the Van Gogh direction. It's just that nobody gets it while he is still alive and working.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38499 on: July 20, 2011, 11:04:42 AM »
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