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« Reply #3850 on: April 18, 2008, 11:07:18 AM »
Uh-oh!  No one's safe now! :o :o :D
You might want to add a Scottoiler for accuracy, though. ;)

Double burn. Good one! ;)
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« Reply #3851 on: April 18, 2008, 05:42:35 PM »
Man, what's up with that chick on the end, she looks like John Travolta's ugly sister? hey, wait a minute, who's that at #3?  :o
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« Reply #3852 on: April 18, 2008, 09:15:51 PM »
Man, what's up with that chick on the end, she looks like John Travolta's ugly sister? hey, wait a minute, who's that at #3?  :o

Looks like #3 is giving you the hungry eyes
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« Reply #3853 on: April 18, 2008, 09:55:25 PM »
Looks like #3 is giving you the hungry eyes

That's because I'm really baaaaa-d. :)
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« Reply #3854 on: April 19, 2008, 01:08:23 AM »
Now seriously: would you hang a calendar like that on any wall that you would see more than once a week? Even if it was for good intentions, I would buy it and then burn it or hide it real well.

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« Reply #3855 on: April 19, 2008, 08:03:53 AM »
Now seriously: would you hang a calendar like that on any wall that you would see more than once a week?

Hey, Raul. I would. How about you doing a little research for us to find out a contact to buy one of the things. I'm really curious to see what the unmolested pictures really look like.
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« Reply #3856 on: April 19, 2008, 03:05:35 PM »

I'm really curious to see what the unmolested pictures really look like.

Click on the link a couple of pages back under the first version of the picture.

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« Reply #3857 on: April 20, 2008, 07:09:26 AM »
Somehow "unmolested" seem like a wrong word.
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« Reply #3858 on: April 20, 2008, 08:31:53 AM »
Every time my eyes cross that photo they are re-molested, is re-molested even a word?
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« Reply #3859 on: April 20, 2008, 09:43:04 AM »
Every time my eyes cross that photo they are re-molested, is re-molested even a word?

Once you've been molested you can't be un-molested, so any subsequent molestation would just be a continuation of the initial molestation. ;D 

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« Reply #3860 on: April 20, 2008, 09:49:21 AM »
The second one from the left looks scared, do you think she was bullied into participation by the rest of the "ladies" or was it her idea and when the clothes came off, realized her mistake.
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« Reply #3861 on: April 20, 2008, 09:52:16 AM »
I think she just realized that wasn't Raul's finger that was poking her! :o :o

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« Reply #3862 on: April 20, 2008, 09:53:38 AM »
The second one from the left looks scared, do you think she was bullied into participation by the rest of the "ladies" or was it her idea and when the clothes came off, realized her mistake.

Or that others might realize her manliness.
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« Reply #3863 on: April 22, 2008, 06:25:27 AM »
woo hoo
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« Reply #3864 on: April 22, 2008, 11:24:43 AM »
What a way to welcome him back... with a kick to the something-or-others.
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« Reply #3865 on: April 22, 2008, 04:41:21 PM »
what did you do with burma?
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« Reply #3866 on: April 22, 2008, 06:47:53 PM »
A question I've been asking for about 1 1/2 months.
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« Reply #3867 on: April 22, 2008, 06:57:31 PM »
  A check shows Burma was here today at 4:50:47PM.  I can see him with his head tipped back in diabolical laughter at how his evil creation has festered..

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« Reply #3868 on: April 22, 2008, 07:00:29 PM »
He's BAAaaaack...

 ;D

Glad to know you're still kicking.  Did the wife give you time off for good behaviour?


I think it's an imposter!  The Humor forum isn't filled with new, pointless responses.  I demand to see proof! ;D ;D

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« Reply #3869 on: April 22, 2008, 07:01:05 PM »
The last time I checked, it said October!
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« Reply #3870 on: April 22, 2008, 08:22:47 PM »
I'm still not here.
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« Reply #3871 on: April 22, 2008, 08:24:55 PM »
I'm still not here.

waaaaaaaaaaasuuuuuupp .

have you come to check on your baby burma

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« Reply #3872 on: April 23, 2008, 01:09:56 AM »
Burma's baby, is a bastaard...................  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #3873 on: April 23, 2008, 07:11:31 AM »
Burma's baby, is a bastaard...................  ;D

Shock, horror. You mean this was created out of wedlock?
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« Reply #3874 on: April 23, 2008, 08:45:11 PM »
Gotta make sure it stays on the first page...
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