Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[burmashave]

For any who don't know, the crying Indian was actually Italian.

[faux fiddy]

Then again, I bet that whole "Crying Indian" commercial was about lost revenue opportunities and not litter.

I used to work events, setting upstages and cleanup afterward,etc.  A large part of the crew was NativeAmerican, and they used to joke about how apropriate the "Crying Indian" would be looking at the mess left after the Red Earth Festival.

[motocyconomad]

people telling people what to do all the time is getting a little out of hand. Cant handle smoke dont hang at the bar baby eyes. I dont smoke(alot) but I love to light up cigars or the ol pipe in areas that are forbidden for smoke to linger, just to look at peoples stupid looking face as I grin blow em a ring spit on the ground and mutter "go #$%* yerselv" as I suck another cloud out.
For 12$ a pack I'll start growing it and selling hand rolled ones on the streets. I think I know how I'll pay for a NY vacation now.
People who have a bar make the rules for the bar, not some guy down the street in a suit and tie or anyone.

yo yo I got bags of good tabacco for sale cheap dawg wathcoo want? crazy camel, mad marlboro, unluckiest strike, parlament pimp, or this new #$%* I got from south virginia vagina dims

[Duke McDukiedook]

Wah, your smoke in my face makes me kick you in the testes. 

It's like a reflex man, a reflex...

[faux fiddy]

People who have a bar make the rules for the bar, not some guy down the street in a suit and tie or anyone.

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I was in Seattle in '94 the week the city went to non-smoking bars. The few people sitting around were commenting what a crock the new rule was, and after a few minutes everyone including the bartender lit up as if there was no change at all.

If you notice in airports and other public places sometimes you will see "No Smoking- $50 fine"  signs and somesuch with the city code numbers and stuff.  In other words, fire one up, andin the unlikely event that you get accosted by any authority, you're only out $50.

[faux fiddy]

Wah, your smoke in my face makes me kick you in the testes. 

It's like a reflex man, a reflex...

Yeah, a reflex.  If you didn't know the University of Texas had a loosing season, and are guaranteed to be a punching bag this upcomming season. But there are other (at least two) very good reasons for UT fans not to come to Oklahoma and start trash talking in the bar.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,296466,00.html

According to police, 32-year-old Texas fan Brian Christopher Thomas walked into Henry Hudson's Pub on June 17 wearing a Longhorns T-shirt and quickly became the focus of football "trash talk" from another regular, 53-year-old Oklahoma fan Allen Michael Beckett.
 
Thomas told police that when he decided to leave and went to the bar to pay his tab, Beckett grabbed him in the crotch, pulled him to the ground and wouldn't let go, even as bar patrons tried to break it up. When the two men were separated, Thomas looked down and realized the extent of his injuries.
 


"He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body," said Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes. "He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse."
 
It took more than 60 stitches to close the wound, and police interviewed Thomas at a nearby hospital emergency room.


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,296466,00.html#ixzz1T9WOES00

[Duke McDukiedook]

I sense anger that some Sooner has got hooked one too many times this past couple of years.

[Spikeybike]

HOOOOOOOOKEM HOOOOOORNNS!!!!!!!

[Spikeybike]

buddy o mine used to do that all the time ... he wasn't even into sports (nor am i) ...he'd just do it to bug people that actually cared 

[faux fiddy]

buddy o mine used to do that all the time ... he wasn't even into sports (nor am i) ...he'd just do it to bug people that actually cared 

I grew up in a university town, and the university had a winning tradition. I lived on a block with 4 of the coaches,  carpooled to school with Jimmie Johnson's kids.  It's just normal to take some pride in your alma mater, but not to the point of being a stupid loudmouth in the wrong place and getting yer balls ripped off.

Horns are no threat this year, probably will be 'rebuilding' for several years.  I'm looking forward to this season for the Sooners, the preseason predictions being good.

[Duke McDukiedook]

Yeah, I don't get the facepainter types that get all goofed up about some overpaid dudes running around playing grab ass.
I do like to catch the occasional sporting event on the telly and get to watch it live every now and then to quaff a few golden brews when I can.

Hey Fiddy, were you one of those fans that parked the Ryder truck outside Switzer's house when it was "time to go"? 
You can be honest with us in the dive, we could care less about our transgressions against our fellow man. 

[faux fiddy]

Never heard the truck story, but I know Barry was rumoured to have patented the phrase   "Bury Barry" in case things got nasty, he didn't want a bunch of bumber stickers out there.

I knew a couple girls that claim they "did" his private parties. He has a huge castle here in town, across from south campus, all nice cut stone.  The Frat house across the street has been torn down, and rumour has it the castle being built there is for his daughter.

Bob Stoops has a castle being built also.

[the technological J]

 

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if ya dont mind!

[FrankenFrankenstuff]

I am sitting outside a real bar on my laptop, reading about what the happs are in the SSDB. Ug. Too many loudmouth old farts making sex jokes in there.

[Spikeybike]

i'm too drunk to be online .............

[cb750f-2010656]

I dont smoke(alot) but I love to light up cigars or the ol pipe in areas that are forbidden for smoke to linger.....

Just like me smoking Mary Jane in the George W. Bush library bathroom at Texas A&M last year.

[faux fiddy]

I dont smoke(alot) but I love to light up cigars or the ol pipe in areas that are forbidden for smoke to linger.....

Just like me smoking Mary Jane in the George W. Bush library bathroom at Texas A&M last year.

Aggies are another story all together. Have fun kicking the crap out of Texas this year, and doing whatever you do in a library as long as it's quiet.  That place just gets too loud with people yakking.

When I'm at the Library,  I usually do the IPA's for happy hour, and don't let them fool you.  No state inspectors are out to see that Mike's beer is comming in under 3.2% for sh8.

The local stuff kicks butt no matter what the idiot loosers that came on to a married bartender say on the reviews or whatever.  Guess what, just because you get drunk there doesn't mean you get laid by the bartender.

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/11210/?view=beerfly

[Duke McDukiedook]

i'm too online to be  drunk.............

[mkramer1121]

Congratulations Amy Winehouse!  You've now made it 72 hrs crack free! 

[Damfino]

Congratulations Amy Winehouse!  You've now made it 72 hrs crack free! 

Thanks for that Mike. I'm now cleaning the sandwich I was eating off of my screen!!

[mkramer1121]

"i said i wanna be a crack head, now i'm dead, dead dead..."

[Duke McDukiedook]

My condolences go out to her dealer.

[Duke McDukiedook]

Amy Winehouse's manager is said to be unfazed by the news of her death.
He said, "I'm not sure it'll make much difference to her performance"

[motocyconomad]

That Geenni head in your avatar is getting freaky/creepy

to bad about the girl ...

oh well " se la vi "


test ride today in a few!

that barmaid was on the twackytwicky stuff last night from the way she was jumping around figgity making wierd faces ...that #$%* always gives you away with the face twitching. And the disconnection with reality also I guess. Plastic and powder baby ....
 
oh well se la vi
really too bad about the girl

either one

[Duke McDukiedook]

Hmm... I though it was Say La Veee. Oh well.