Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[mrblasty]

And then there were 4364

[nickjtc]

And a degree of fluency in Pythonisms.

and i thought this was where you earned that degree.

Alas not. I fear that a pre-requisite for obtaining said degree is to have been around when the shows were first foisted on an unsuspecting world.

[troppo]

well i had to suffer through the re-runs on ausie TV, does that mean i only get a secon degree degree?   

[nickjtc]

well i had to suffer through the re-runs on ausie TV, does that mean i only get a secon degree degree?   

....with Spam on the side.

[Hawkster318]

Ok, so after reading the 307 pages, I'm still a little unclear.

I didn't respond to every one, not wanting to be a post whore and chance ruining my good standing as a newbie and all.

AHHHHHHH but hawk thats the whole point of this thread, let your inner idiot out and boost your post count at the same time   

Ok, so if I'm picking up what you are laying down:

This post is actually intended as a thread where one can increase their post count and by doing so be eligible for untold prizes, wealth and super secret double probationary status?

[Hawkster318]

I think I may have it now.

[Roach Carver]

                                                                                    
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[Cvillechopper]

Ok, so after reading the 307 pages, I'm still a little unclear.

I didn't respond to every one, not wanting to be a post whore and chance ruining my good standing as a newbie and all.

AHHHHHHH but hawk thats the whole point of this thread, let your inner idiot out and boost your post count at the same time   

Ok, so if I'm picking up what you are laying down:

This post is actually intended as a thread where one can increase their post count and by doing so be eligible for untold prizes, wealth and super secret double probationary status?

If you're picking up what i'm laying down, GO WASH YOUR HANDS!  Just trust me on that.

[burmashave]

I threw up, looked at the wheelbarrow and thought, "Geez, Idon't remember eating that"............. 

That reminds me of a time I was living in a cottage, and the septic pipe clogged where a tree root grew through it (think "high fertilizer power"). Well, as we were clearing the mess, we had a "river" flowing through a small trench. I was living alone in the cottage at the time, and this caused me to remark at one point, "I don't remember crapping that."

[DarkRider]

I threw up, looked at the wheelbarrow and thought, "Geez, Idon't remember eating that"............. 

That reminds me of a time I was living in a cottage, and the septic pipe clogged where a tree root grew through it (think "high fertilizer power"). Well, as we were clearing the mess, we had a "river" flowing through a small trench. I was living alone in the cottage at the time, and this caused me to remark at one point, "I don't remember crapping that."

LMFAO!!!

[burmashave]

To round-up on a few recent gems:

Ok, so after reading the 307 pages, I'm still a little unclear.

There will be a test.

And a degree of fluency in Pythonisms.

Nick, I detect a misspelling. Did you mean "effluency?" That may be more fitting, no?

[Cvillechopper]

To round-up on a few recent gems:

Ok, so after reading the 307 pages, I'm still a little unclear.

There will be a test.

And a degree of fluency in Pythonisms.

Nick, I detect a misspelling. Did you mean "effluency?" That may be more fitting, no?

No, no, no.  He meant fluidity.  It's a reference to your post just before that.

[firecracker]

I haven't had the flu in years.

And I may be "slow", but I'm not an idity!   





 

[Dave-and-his-550]

Now this is a thread I can fill with lots of good stuff 

[Muk]

THE TURTLES ARE GONNA TAKE OVER! HOLD ON TO YOUR FRENCH TOAST. BEWARE OF THE WALLPAPER! SHAVING CREAM IS NOT GOOD ON PIE! HEMORROID CREAM WILL NOT MAKE IT TIGHTER! HOW COME MY FISH KEEP DIEING AFTER I TAKE THEM FOR A WALK, I KNOW THEY LIKE IT WHEN I FIRST TAKE THEM OUT THEY ARE EXCITED THE JUST KEEP JUMPING AROUND THEN AFTER A COUPLE MINUTE WHAM THEY'RE DEAD. HAMSTERS ARE NOT GOOD BAFFLES FOR MUFFLERS!


THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

[Roach Carver]

HAMSTERS ARE NOT GOOD BAFFLES FOR MUFFLERS!


THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

are you putting hamsters in your tailpipe?

[Muk]

JEALOUS ARE WE

[burmashave]

This page The previous page has high humor power, but let's go back to a post of yesteryear, or at least back one page two pages:

............ nowhere near hairy enough.

I could live a long, full and happy life without hearing that phrase again.

[firecracker]

"Our top story tonight"

"OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT"

"Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead"

"Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead"

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75gupdate.phtml


Muk - Please, put the caps lock down and slowly back away...

 

[Muk]

 sorry i am at work and our software only recognizes caps and i often forget to click it off, please don't hate me cause i'm beautiful

[firecracker]

please don't hate me cause i'm beautiful

Thick skin, twisted sense of humor...

Oh, you're gonna fit in just fine around here.






I'd be worried.   

[Muk]

do farts have lumps?

[Hawkster318]

Muk,

Are you a designer of some sort?

All caps had me wondering.

[firecracker]

do farts have lumps?

They don't cause lumps* really... more like a giant bubble.



*if they do, we've got to work on your definition of fart.  Can't find my old post of a guy "crop dusting" his office mates, but this'll do:

http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=18163.0

<edited to add>

Found it!

[youtube=425,350]ANSZGSnIjW8[/youtube]

[Muk]

i am a honda automotive master and ase master tech with advacnced engine performace certs ( too bad its all automotive) and used to be the shop forman till i was removed from that position for not taking it seriously. but any way the software we use is automotive based (which my wife os part of the company that designs it) from a company called reynolds and reynolds.

p.s i also write with all caps due to i used to be a cop and we were only allowed to use caps till i was unofficially let go cause i did the meow skit from super troopers and my partner ratted me out.