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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48475 on: April 06, 2014, 05:04:47 PM »
The hairy MO! Sup Frankie? Wasn't ignoring you last time, but sometimes I don't get on for a day or two and 6 pages of posts go by. It's gettin to be Spring here, girls are taking off their coats, hormones are startin to rage...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48476 on: April 06, 2014, 08:35:01 PM »
How do you make a hormone..?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48477 on: April 06, 2014, 09:19:09 PM »
Stick it to her good?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48478 on: April 06, 2014, 11:16:28 PM »
Kick here in the pussy.... :o 8)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48479 on: April 07, 2014, 06:11:06 AM »
Kick?   Don't sound like fun
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48480 on: April 07, 2014, 07:10:12 AM »
how do you stop an elephant from stampeding...? you cut off his stam peater ( think damfino) This was an old Redd Foxx joke.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48481 on: April 07, 2014, 12:54:30 PM »
No hormones , just hones. Find us some in the trash Frankie. Needing every size.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48482 on: April 07, 2014, 02:45:53 PM »
how do you stop an elephant from stampeding...? you cut off his stam peater ( think damfino) This was an old Redd Foxx joke.

Where is damfino, he get his CB1100 and ride off into the sunset?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48483 on: April 07, 2014, 03:09:27 PM »
Kick?   Don't sound like fun

Its quite a blunt joke over here, more for shock value..... :o ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48484 on: April 07, 2014, 03:39:21 PM »
No hormones , just hones. Find us some in the trash Frankie. Needing every size.

Saw a bunch at the scrap yard today. They were piled by the washermashines.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48485 on: April 07, 2014, 03:40:46 PM »
No spell correct on DAT one? Wtf?

I raise a glass of milk of magnesia to all the SSDB brethren.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48486 on: April 07, 2014, 03:43:21 PM »
Cheers...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48487 on: April 07, 2014, 03:50:44 PM »
Mine is called "Wild Cherry". Splash some vodka in there.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48488 on: April 07, 2014, 03:56:09 PM »
I'll have a top shelf coffee with a splash of good aged rum thanks..... ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48489 on: April 07, 2014, 04:43:01 PM »
I'll have a top shelf coffee with a splash of good aged rum thanks..... ;)

I'm with ya Mick, Appletons ok w/you?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48490 on: April 07, 2014, 08:14:55 PM »
I'll have a top shelf coffee with a splash of good aged rum thanks..... ;)

I'm with ya Mick, Appletons ok w/you?

Make it the 12 year old and i'm in.... ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48491 on: April 07, 2014, 11:58:41 PM »
I guess I'll go down by a busy intersection with a sign that says

HONELESS Please help =god bless you.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48492 on: April 08, 2014, 08:44:48 AM »
#$%*punt fo' honeless.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48493 on: April 08, 2014, 06:43:58 PM »
Honepunt fo' #$%*less
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48494 on: April 09, 2014, 09:40:35 AM »
Damn, The Ultimate Warrior has finally passed into the great pearly ring in the sky...  :'(
RIP brother.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48495 on: April 09, 2014, 12:58:38 PM »
I saw that dude body slam Andre the Giant when I was a kid in LA at what they now call staples center it was #$%*ing crazy to us. He wasn't that old really he must have partied and did lots of roids 

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48496 on: April 09, 2014, 01:00:51 PM »
I WAS THERE BROTHER!!!!! :D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48497 on: April 09, 2014, 01:10:34 PM »
but wait...didn't Andre the Giant use to have a posse?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48498 on: April 09, 2014, 04:03:47 PM »
but wait...didn't Andre the Giant use to have a pussy?

FTFY... :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48499 on: April 09, 2014, 07:37:45 PM »
lol
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