Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3817234 times)

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #48500 on:** April 10, 2014, 06:49:56 AM »

Man, don't diss Andre.
He was cool as #$%* even if the would have succumbed to the Ultimate Warrior in single combat!

motocyconomad · « **Reply #48501 on:** April 11, 2014, 07:53:50 AM »

did you know that those Andre the Giant has a posse stickers got started by that guy that does the Obey thing and was a hired propagandist for the current "administration" ...... I think Andre let the Ultimate Warrior win. As a matter of fact I remember that Andre actually jumped up a little to help The Ultimate Warrior pick him up.

Stev-o · « **Reply #48502 on:** April 11, 2014, 03:29:19 PM »

Did you guys know that wresling is staged? F that!

Lets get drunk Tommy! You coming up at the end of the month??

Damfino · « **Reply #48503 on:** April 11, 2014, 07:55:30 PM »

Quote from: Stev-o on April 07, 2014, 02:45:53 PM

Quote from: FrankenFrankenstuff on April 07, 2014, 07:10:12 AM
how do you stop an elephant from stampeding...? you cut off his stam peater ( think damfino) This was an old Redd Foxx joke.

Where is damfino, he get his CB1100 and ride off into the sunset?

Redd Fox was the woman!

Yo! I'm still here #$%*es. Had the K6 out the past two days, (Still no CB1100) leaking oil from my pressure gauge and having issues with disc sticking. (No that doesn't say 'dick sticking', for those of you reading too fast!) Maybe major work in store for K6 when CB1100 does get here....

Stev-o · « **Reply #48504 on:** April 11, 2014, 08:51:13 PM »

Quote from: Damfino on April 11, 2014, 07:55:30 PM

Quote from: Stev-o on April 07, 2014, 02:45:53 PM
Quote from: FrankenFrankenstuff on April 07, 2014, 07:10:12 AM
how do you stop an elephant from stampeding...? you cut off his stam peater ( think damfino) This was an old Redd Foxx joke.

Where is damfino, he get his CB1100 and ride off into the sunset?

Redd Fox was the woman!

Yo! I'm still here #$%*es. Had the K6 out the past two days, (Still no CB1100) leaking oil from my pressure gauge and having issues with disc sticking. (No that doesn't say 'dick sticking', for those of you reading too fast!) Maybe major work in store for K6 when CB1100 does get here....

What's that you say, you been stik dikin?!

faux fiddy · « **Reply #48505 on:** April 12, 2014, 02:08:58 AM »

My Dad used to travel a lot as a postal engineer and he once saw Andre the Giant in a Motel bar.

He also saw Johnny Cash at baggage claim late one night.

Stev-o · « **Reply #48506 on:** April 12, 2014, 05:06:55 AM »

Did he go postal?

Operator · « **Reply #48507 on:** April 12, 2014, 01:06:55 PM »

Probably not, but he might have "maled" himself alot during those long nights on the road!

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #48508 on:** April 12, 2014, 03:15:45 PM »

Confucius say, Nude lady who lay in post office, likely to get mail in box....

Stev-o · « **Reply #48509 on:** April 12, 2014, 05:30:11 PM »

Confucius say...

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

mrbreeze · « **Reply #48510 on:** April 12, 2014, 06:47:29 PM »

Confucious say.......man who plays with mensturating woman always gets caught red handed.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #48511 on:** April 13, 2014, 12:37:08 AM »

Confucius Say.....Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

Operator · « **Reply #48512 on:** April 13, 2014, 09:12:16 AM »

Confucious say...man with hole in pocket feel cocky.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #48513 on:** April 13, 2014, 03:45:00 PM »

Confucius say, woman with hand in pocket, always in the groove.....

Stev-o · « **Reply #48514 on:** April 13, 2014, 05:30:29 PM »

Confucius say... Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #48515 on:** April 13, 2014, 05:57:09 PM »

Confucius say... man with dick on head can't see for nuts....

Stev-o · « **Reply #48516 on:** April 13, 2014, 06:13:22 PM »

Confucius say.... Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds.

seanbarney41 · « **Reply #48517 on:** April 13, 2014, 07:32:58 PM »

You guys know that Redd Foxx released whole lp's of these confucious jokes, right?...

Stev-o · « **Reply #48518 on:** April 13, 2014, 07:52:05 PM »

Redd Foxx say.....Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys... we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #48519 on:** April 13, 2014, 09:45:44 PM »

Quote from: seanbarney41 on April 13, 2014, 07:32:58 PM

You guys know that Redd Foxx released whole lp's of these confucious jokes, right?...

You do know we are just speaking sh1t in the bar right...?

seanbarney41 · « **Reply #48520 on:** April 14, 2014, 03:22:53 AM »

Quote from: Retro Rocket on April 13, 2014, 09:45:44 PM

Quote from: seanbarney41 on April 13, 2014, 07:32:58 PM
You guys know that Redd Foxx released whole lp's of these confucious jokes, right?...

You do know we are just speaking sh1t in the bar right...?

one of my favorite pass times

motocyconomad · « **Reply #48521 on:** April 14, 2014, 04:49:40 AM »

Quote from: Stev-o on April 11, 2014, 03:29:19 PM

Did you guys know that wresling is staged? F that!

Lets get drunk Tommy! You coming up at the end of the month??

sadly I can not ... I lack the mechanical, financial and legal capacity.

that's why I wasn't at the races yesterday. neither bike works. I'm pretty pissed off and fed up.

lets see your motogp pics...

faux fiddy · « **Reply #48522 on:** April 14, 2014, 03:24:42 PM »

Quote from: Operator on April 12, 2014, 01:06:55 PM

Probably not, but he might have "maled" himself alot during those long nights on the road!

Mostly flew about the country. He helped figure out the NY bulk mail center after it burned and was put back online. They installed machines that required 14' of clearance to maintain into a room with 10' ceilings was one project.

faux fiddy · « **Reply #48523 on:** April 16, 2014, 08:13:43 AM »

Dad made top of the page...WOOHOOO!

Building this shed for a guy, and was hoping to have a productive day. Got a wall ready to tip up last night and a hole for a 4x5 double pane window.

As is predictable lately, the two man jobs are split with a guy so drunk he can't walk. His 1.75 is gone and I hear he made it to the bedroom before the big crash (literally into the wall or floor or both.)

It's blowing hard enough to slam the door open, and I don't think I'll ask his 88 yo mom to help heave a wall up or window in with it blowing like that. So much for having a productive day today. Cheers!

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #48524 on:** April 17, 2014, 08:09:15 AM »

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the runner on 2nd is desparately trying to get back to the base. I throw the ball and it hits him in the shoulder before he can regain the base (out #2). The ball, miraculously, one-hops right back to me. I turn almost ninety degrees to my left to discover the runner on 1st trying to get back to his base. I throw a perfect strike and hit him dead center of his back (out #3). Nobody can believe what just happened. I can't believe what just happened. It's dead silent for a lifetime. Then everybody starts jumping on me. And then the cutest girl in school - Terry Rainer- runs up to me and breathlessly tells me, 'you're so amazing!' not once, but twice. i didn't get laid but that was a pretty good #$%*ing day of kickball. to quote phil connors, 'THAT was a pretty good day'

Dude had mad kickball-fu going on that day.

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