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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48575 on: April 29, 2014, 09:33:17 PM »
Does that mean you have man-boobs, Stevo?

No, m just a master of the blender.  Margarita, anyone!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48576 on: April 30, 2014, 05:05:12 AM »
I'll have one and if anyone has a spare set of points laying around lemme know

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48577 on: April 30, 2014, 02:45:27 PM »
Does that mean you have man-boobs, Stevo?

No, im just a master of the bong.  Marijuana, anyone!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48578 on: April 30, 2014, 02:47:12 PM »
bingbong, billabong!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48579 on: April 30, 2014, 02:49:04 PM »
Who's packing..?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48580 on: April 30, 2014, 02:58:04 PM »
Motocyco...

with milkshakes!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48581 on: April 30, 2014, 03:47:09 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48582 on: May 01, 2014, 02:55:05 PM »
"Well, Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."   Josey Wales

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48583 on: May 01, 2014, 03:31:17 PM »
Coco?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48584 on: May 01, 2014, 06:52:15 PM »
Yeah, FOUR candycane grams!!
And none for Gretchen Weiners, BYE.
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"Well, Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."   Josey Wales

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48585 on: May 04, 2014, 03:52:30 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48586 on: May 04, 2014, 07:14:43 PM »
Why are scooters like fat chicks?





Fun to ride, but don't want your buddies seeing you do it.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48587 on: May 04, 2014, 08:31:19 PM »
Do you know what you have to do to have sex with a fat chick..?









roll her in flour and look for the wet spot...      :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48588 on: May 05, 2014, 03:09:17 PM »
Looks like the fat chicks have scared off that locals.... ;D :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48589 on: May 05, 2014, 04:39:23 PM »
It happens
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48590 on: May 05, 2014, 05:21:04 PM »
Do you know what you have to do to have sex with a fat chick..?









Say "Hi".

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48591 on: May 05, 2014, 05:36:51 PM »
Do you know what you have to do to have sex with a fat chick..?









Say "Hi".

Haha... :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48592 on: May 05, 2014, 06:27:53 PM »
Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48593 on: May 06, 2014, 01:33:36 AM »
Yes^^^^ ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48594 on: May 06, 2014, 05:16:14 AM »
some people just like to #$%* the fat rolls. like titty #$%*ing but with just the fat parts. I had a fat fetish for a while but I couldn't score any really fat fatties

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48595 on: May 06, 2014, 05:37:56 AM »
Did you offer cookies?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48596 on: May 06, 2014, 09:33:26 AM »
Fudge always worked for me.
And of course... MILKSHAKES!!!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48597 on: May 06, 2014, 03:54:27 PM »
Fudge always worked for me.

Hershey highway...?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48598 on: May 07, 2014, 04:54:30 AM »
it is a lot of work. More than one would think.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48599 on: May 07, 2014, 08:14:44 AM »
"Well, Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."   Josey Wales

"It's Baltimore, gentlemen. The gods will not save you." Ervin Burrell

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