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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48850 on: July 23, 2014, 11:16:09 PM »

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48852 on: July 23, 2014, 11:39:50 PM »
Pooperman should be the bars mascot, its about time we had one... 8)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48853 on: July 24, 2014, 04:59:43 AM »
Pooperman should be the bars mascot, its about time we had one... 8)

Yeah, alright, but why does it look like he's wearing a thong??
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48854 on: July 24, 2014, 12:50:58 PM »
Pooperman should be the bars mascot, its about time we had one... 8)

Yeah, alright, but why does it look like he's wearing a thong??

I can't see his back side , when did you see poopermans poop side..?..... ;D   If you have some fresh ideas on dressing up poop go right ahead and contribute stranger... ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48855 on: July 24, 2014, 03:18:04 PM »
Pooperman should be the bars mascot, its about time we had one... 8)

Yeah, alright, but why does it look like he's wearing a thong??

I can't see his back side , when did you see poopermans poop side..?..... ;D   If you have some fresh ideas on dressing up poop go right ahead and contribute stranger... ;)

Well alright then! At the very least they look like panties... ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48856 on: July 24, 2014, 05:10:55 PM »
pooperman wear panties?  no way is he our mascot then. I vote for Poo Bear.

Does Poo Bear the Bear Poo in the woods??
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48857 on: July 24, 2014, 08:42:27 PM »
Pooperman?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48858 on: July 24, 2014, 10:40:48 PM »
pooperman wear panties?  no way is he our mascot then. I vote for Poo Bear.

Does Poo Bear the Bear Poo in the woods??

Haven't you ever wanted to get into someone elses panties Steve..?  I say he stays.... ;D ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48859 on: July 24, 2014, 11:39:55 PM »
I've been bar-b-que ing  lately and had corn two successive nights. Warmed over some ears and threw a few new ones on the second night. The leftover one I had was well cooked and glueish and I wanted to make sure that the leftovers were all gone, so  I ate a total of four.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48860 on: July 25, 2014, 03:18:19 AM »
used corn lol
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48861 on: July 25, 2014, 04:54:46 AM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48862 on: July 25, 2014, 06:00:13 AM »
pooperman wear panties?  no way is he our mascot then. I vote for Poo Bear.

Does Poo Bear the Bear Poo in the woods??

Haven't you ever wanted to get into someone elses panties Steve..?  I say he stays.... ;D ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48863 on: July 26, 2014, 11:04:08 AM »
Hey DOOKIE, posting deleted. Did you get  "not" a date?  Smooth....

 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48864 on: July 26, 2014, 11:26:25 AM »
Anyone ever hear from Joe {Havoc Turbo}, he kinda disappeared after some unusual circumstances... :o

You think we should be  filing a missing person report by now?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48865 on: July 26, 2014, 12:29:14 PM »
Pooperman?


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48866 on: July 26, 2014, 01:25:08 PM »
Maybe he has a poop door?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48867 on: July 26, 2014, 02:51:19 PM »


Superman wears red panties....
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48868 on: July 26, 2014, 03:19:22 PM »
This is the official uniform of the pile of dead bodies behind me.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48869 on: July 26, 2014, 03:23:03 PM »
This is the official uniform of the pile of dead bodies behind me.
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I like something with a puck on the sole.  I love the skateboard shoes I have on, but the holes in the bottom are no good.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48870 on: July 26, 2014, 03:30:51 PM »
This is the official uniform of the pile of dead bodies behind me.
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"This gear will actually look good with your bike"

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48871 on: July 26, 2014, 04:10:40 PM »
Pooperman?


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48872 on: July 26, 2014, 04:28:44 PM »
This is the official uniform of the pile of dead bodies behind me.
http://www.pedzagear.com/


Oh Lord! What's next? Cocktail napkins for my wienie?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48873 on: July 26, 2014, 05:11:25 PM »
This is the official uniform of the pile of dead bodies behind me.
http://www.pedzagear.com/


Oh Lord! What's next? Cocktail napkins for my wienie?

You dont have those yet?!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48874 on: July 26, 2014, 07:02:00 PM »
This is the official uniform of the pile of dead bodies behind me.
http://www.pedzagear.com/


Oh Lord! What's next? Cocktail napkins for my wienie?

You dont have those yet?!

They're called sheets.

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