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333 · « **Reply #51400 on:** April 16, 2018, 07:11:46 am »

I wonder if you could milk "designer nipples"?

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51401 on:** April 16, 2018, 11:04:05 am »

NO MORE NIPPLES!!!!

seanbarney41 · « **Reply #51402 on:** April 16, 2018, 01:02:36 pm »

#$%* that! Triple Nipples!

Stev-o · « **Reply #51403 on:** April 16, 2018, 04:26:28 pm »

Quote from: seanbarney41 on April 16, 2018, 01:02:36 pm

#$%* that! Triple Nipples!

Triple?!

seanbarney41 · « **Reply #51404 on:** April 16, 2018, 05:11:54 pm »

Yeahhhhhhh!

333 · « **Reply #51405 on:** April 16, 2018, 09:17:35 pm »

This is also, an actual thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accessory_breast

Gene · « **Reply #51406 on:** April 16, 2018, 09:22:26 pm »

"Accessory" . . . how quaint.

333 · « **Reply #51407 on:** April 19, 2018, 12:49:34 pm »

333 · « **Reply #51408 on:** April 19, 2018, 12:50:35 pm »

333 · « **Reply #51409 on:** April 19, 2018, 12:51:19 pm »

Stev-o · « **Reply #51410 on:** April 19, 2018, 03:34:40 pm »

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51411 on:** April 23, 2018, 12:54:14 pm »

THIS JUST IN...

Uranus smells like farts...
https://gizmodo.com/stinky-molecules-confirm-uranus-smells-like-farts-1825467106

Stev-o · « **Reply #51412 on:** April 23, 2018, 02:27:42 pm »

Then poop cant be far behind....

333 · « **Reply #51413 on:** April 23, 2018, 09:00:31 pm »

"And Wow, Uranus is mysterious". Funny, so is mine.

333 · « **Reply #51414 on:** April 23, 2018, 09:05:46 pm »

"Perhaps one day human astronauts will be lucky enough to sniff Uranus directly!"

My guess is that somebody might let them do that now.

Yamahawk · « **Reply #51415 on:** April 25, 2018, 05:58:41 am »

I think it's actually Pluto... there is evidence that he pinched a loaf on Neptune, which wafted over Uranus.

Charlie

333 · « **Reply #51416 on:** April 25, 2018, 07:15:14 am »

"It's what ya call a controlled emission".- George Carlin

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51417 on:** May 09, 2018, 11:48:20 am »

Have I ever told you guys about my utter hate and disdain for Sciurus carolinensis?

Rats with bushy tails, all must be exterminated with extreme prejudice!

Let me know if you have any foolproof ways to dispatch these vermin!

Gene · « **Reply #51418 on:** May 09, 2018, 11:52:53 am »

The only way I've seen a squirrel successfully killed outright was when one tripped a breaker on an electricity pole and knocked the power out for a city block. Killed the little bastard tho.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51419 on:** May 09, 2018, 12:56:00 pm »

A couple of them found their way into the lower part of the soffit on the back side of my house.
I have a walkout basement and the house is two stories tall (30-40ft.).

Gave me a reason to bust out the climbing gear and dust off the Grigri 2 though.

Gonna have to rent some scaffolding to do the actual repair because I'll need a stable platform to work from.
I am definitely thinking about putting up some aluminum soffit because that OSB soffit material is utter crap.

Stev-o · « **Reply #51420 on:** May 09, 2018, 07:36:02 pm »

Hardy board is the way to go Dukie dook

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51421 on:** May 10, 2018, 06:51:42 am »

Hot damn.
Thanks for the tip.
I had no idea Hardie did soffit board. Looks like it would be way easier than aluminum soffit.

333 · « **Reply #51422 on:** May 10, 2018, 07:13:32 am »

Seems to me that you shouldn't blame the cute little tree rats for someones bad choice of building material.

Stev-o · « **Reply #51423 on:** May 10, 2018, 08:09:09 am »

Quote from: Duke McDukiedook on May 10, 2018, 06:51:42 am

Hot damn.
Thanks for the tip.
I had no idea Hardie did soffit board. Looks like it would be way easier than aluminum soffit.

We've actually used it as siding on a commercial bldg for a cool modern look at a reasonable cost.

https://www.jameshardie.com/products/hardiesoffit-panels

Now back to your regular scheduled poop.....

333 · « **Reply #51424 on:** May 10, 2018, 12:10:06 pm »

Dude! You schedule your poop?

"I take my regular dump at 10AM sharp. But because of chili last night, I've left the 3 o'clock hour open. I may have some sharting, or maybe a full fledged steaming earmuff".

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