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Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51551 on:** November 14, 2018, 08:02:43 am »

The only good goose is a dead goose...

333 · « **Reply #51552 on:** November 14, 2018, 11:22:26 am »

What did a goose ever do to you? Are there any animals you do like?

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51553 on:** November 14, 2018, 12:43:22 pm »

They are the worst, the absolute worst! That's why I am constructing The Goosinator!

I am kinda fond of worms.

333 · « **Reply #51554 on:** November 15, 2018, 05:31:28 am »

I thought squirrels were the worst.

Stev-o · « **Reply #51555 on:** November 15, 2018, 07:05:31 am »

Snakes! Why does it have to be snakes?!

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51556 on:** November 15, 2018, 07:08:01 am »

They are currently in second worst place. Rodents with bushy tails that deserve total annihilation right after geese.

Snakes are cool, they serve a good purpose like spiders as long as they do not bite me.

bill44 · « **Reply #51557 on:** November 19, 2018, 02:38:35 pm »

Chipmunks are getting to be as bad as squirrels! They dont climb trees but they burrow. We've been overrun by both since our jack russell died.

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Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51558 on:** November 19, 2018, 02:44:47 pm »

You need to use the 5 gallon bucket trap, works like magic for those pesky Alvins.

Stev-o · « **Reply #51559 on:** November 19, 2018, 02:55:15 pm »

bill44 · « **Reply #51560 on:** November 19, 2018, 04:43:37 pm »

Quote from: Duke McDukiedook on November 19, 2018, 02:44:47 pm

You need to use the 5 gallon bucket trap, works like magic for those pesky Alvins.

Duke...please enlighten me on the 5 gal. Bucket trap!

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333 · « **Reply #51561 on:** November 19, 2018, 09:18:57 pm »

Okay, Bill, I'm gonna give you a pass, but just this once. We have a rule here in The Bar, that some people here SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN!! The rule I'm speaking of is the 100 post rule. Before one is allowed to post in The Bar, he must have 100 posts elsewhere in the forum. It isn't a forum rule, it's a Bar rule. You get the pass because of your loss. I'm a bit sensitive there, as I lost my pooch a few weeks ago. This pass won't absolve you of the rounds of drinks you owe us, but you won't get the usual hard time, either from us, or our bouncer. And trust me, you don't want to get on his bad side, I've seen him make grown men cry.

I'll have a California champagne.

But.... you have also broken an internet rule, and that is that you must identify (by name) any pet you post a pic of. Not my rule, it's an internet rule. I don't know about your Jack Russel, but my pooch wouldn't know what to do if she had ever caught a squirrel.

Hope, the wonder dog;

bill44 · « **Reply #51562 on:** November 20, 2018, 06:12:20 am »

Hey 333 and all other SSDB members...truly sorry for the breach of etiqutte for which I plead ignorance. A round of drinks for all on me. As I am sorry for your loss as well, a second round on me and Tyger. Just find comfort, as I did, that when you rake the leaves in your yard this year, you won't step in any dog poop!

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333 · « **Reply #51563 on:** November 20, 2018, 06:51:47 am »

You will fit right in here, Bill. For two reasons. A) Respect, and B) Poop. You don't have to skip back but a few pages to know that one of our favorite topics is poop.

Stev-o · « **Reply #51564 on:** November 20, 2018, 07:23:21 am »

Quote from: bill44 on November 20, 2018, 06:12:20 am

A round of drinks for all on me.

Thank you sir may I have another?!

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51565 on:** November 20, 2018, 08:15:09 am »

I will allow the 5 gallon bucket speak as long as you whisper the SSDB magic word.

You take a 5 gallon bucket, fill it half full of water and then put enough sunflower seed (with husk) until you can't tell there is water in there anymore.
You then get a scrap piece of 1X2 or furring strips to create a ramp that goes over the lip.
Then you profit as the horrible, no good, totally rotten Alvins drown to deaths as an hero.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51566 on:** December 17, 2018, 07:59:32 am »

Alright kiddos! Do you need a holiday movie that is great for the kids and the adults?

Look no further than Into the Spiderverse, it will money and time well spent.

Stev-o · « **Reply #51567 on:** December 17, 2018, 03:28:29 pm »

Quote from: Duke McDukiedook on December 17, 2018, 07:59:32 am

Do you need a holiday movie that is not great for the kids and the adults?

333 · « **Reply #51568 on:** December 17, 2018, 07:12:44 pm »

I'm sticking with Animal House.

Stev-o · « **Reply #51569 on:** December 18, 2018, 08:11:19 am »

Quote from: 333 on December 17, 2018, 07:12:44 pm

I'm sticking with Animal House.

Holiday movie? No, but is a great movie. "#$%* her, #$%* her!!"

333 · « **Reply #51570 on:** December 18, 2018, 09:28:54 pm »

I could be wrong, but what does "Into the Spiderverse" have to do with the Holidays?

Okay, so what about ....

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51571 on:** December 20, 2018, 11:50:36 am »

Absolutely nuttin', they just happened to release it last week which is around the Winter solstice time of year.

333 · « **Reply #51572 on:** December 20, 2018, 06:47:37 pm »

Then, in the spirit of The South Side Dive Bar, I defer to my first choice, Animal House. Because;

"I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!".

And I'm just the guy to do it.

333 · « **Reply #51573 on:** December 31, 2018, 06:42:05 pm »

Okay, I don't know how many of you will check in before midnight, but I wanted to stop in and wish you all the happiest of New Years. Truthfully, I'm such an old fart, I'm home from dinner at my daughters at 7:30, bubbly in hand. I'm a night owl, so midnight isn't an issue. I can't guarantee the same from Da Wife.

Tracksnblades1 · « **Reply #51574 on:** December 31, 2018, 08:10:23 pm »

Thanks for all the New Years Wishes.

Wishing everyone the Happiest New Year and a prosperous 2019.

I'm planning on welcoming the New Year in with but a Wee Dram of Johnny Walkers finest Blue Label. While some will say for "Medicinal purposes only". I just say to take the chill off a cold rainy New Years Eve. Possibly for the Buzz....

My are there already two empty bottles....?

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