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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51700 on: July 08, 2019, 10:45:28 am »
...Guess I'll just close one eye and fart.

Wasn't that a song from long ago?

Ooops, found it. It was Let's Face the Music and Dance.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51701 on: July 08, 2019, 03:21:40 pm »
I think it could have been an excerpt from The Art of the Deal...
"Well, Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."   Josey Wales

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51702 on: July 08, 2019, 07:54:50 pm »
I do believe it was George Carlin who said; "I don't know whether to #$%* or wind my watch. Guess I'll just #$%* on my watch".
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51703 on: July 09, 2019, 03:25:20 pm »
Speaking of quotes....


"Jesus, I must be crazy to be in a loony-bin like this!"
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51704 on: August 04, 2019, 08:43:32 pm »
What a poopy week it's been.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51705 on: August 05, 2019, 08:13:14 am »
I sawr 13 tyrannysaurus rexes with the new wide angle poop lens you lent me Murph!

Toodles!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51706 on: August 05, 2019, 08:20:45 am »
What a poopy week it's been.




Hey new guy!  Buy us some drinks! 

Cuervo shooter with a cerveza back for me. Stan wants fancy champain!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51707 on: August 05, 2019, 09:16:40 pm »
It don't have to be fancy. I get this for less than $7.00.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51708 on: August 05, 2019, 11:36:23 pm »
You know the old saying
Give a girl a fish and she'll eat for a day
But give a girl a road flare and...

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51709 on: August 29, 2019, 08:50:21 pm »
And then there's this;
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51710 on: September 09, 2019, 10:32:11 am »
 This just seems like it belongs here.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51711 on: September 09, 2019, 02:18:53 pm »
Watched a 22 year old get the poop beat out of him last night.

Nobody was surprised.  But he was stupid enough to charge me after separating him from whoever he pissed off.

There I am looking at my bartender like "what do we do with this idiot?"
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51712 on: September 09, 2019, 03:18:06 pm »
Public Service Announcement:

Bend with the knees when picking up poop!



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51713 on: September 12, 2019, 09:45:15 am »
You guys called the #$%* poop!  ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51714 on: September 17, 2019, 02:52:18 pm »
Is it bad if ones poop comes out smelling like potpourri?


Just asking for a friend.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51715 on: September 17, 2019, 03:50:42 pm »
Sounds like *your friend* came out smelling like a rose!

Never a bad thing...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51716 on: September 24, 2019, 02:02:20 pm »
I once made chicken and used bread dipping spices to zest up the chicken as it cooked. It smelled like potpourri and tasted like poop.

Staaaankleeeeeeeyy...I had to check your post on the spelling of potpourri. I was spelling it potporri. WTF do I know.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51717 on: September 24, 2019, 06:29:54 pm »
13 years on and still going

but even i'm not stupid enough to try and read all 2069 pages of this sort of silliness
It seems I've kicked the Honda habit again...anyone mind if I stick around ?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51718 on: September 24, 2019, 08:03:16 pm »
Honest banter

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51719 on: September 25, 2019, 04:01:33 pm »
Amazingly awful
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51720 on: September 26, 2019, 07:03:52 pm »
13 years on and still going

but even i'm not stupid enough to try and read all 2069 pages of this sort of silliness

I was bored one day and did exactly that. But it was only 200 pages at the time.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51721 on: October 02, 2019, 08:49:22 pm »
Felt like poop today.  Tell you hwhut
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51722 on: October 03, 2019, 09:58:59 am »
Bored snow day or two for me had me reading it more than once.
It would make one sweet, poopy coffee book.  ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51723 on: October 06, 2019, 02:08:07 pm »
I can't get over the irony that I started this thread only to goof on few forum members -- now long gone -- who were busy at the time posting useless comments on every single thread as they tried to increase their post counts.

Instead, this thread became an outlet, as it seems this forum attracts members who possess a wealth of:
A) Non-linear humor
2) Poop jokes
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #51724 on: October 06, 2019, 02:17:21 pm »
Burma man. I used to post on here just to rip on Stanley and to try and be TOTP with steve O. You would chime in with honest earnestness.  The poop jokes come up, but only the true subscribe. I am many drinks into this sunday....and this is one of the only threads I subscribe. (I know all there is of these old bikes...nobody can teach me a word) I hope all is well my  old friend. Winter. Happy dogs and positive thoughts.

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