Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 2879573 times)

333 · « **Reply #51850 on:** July 26, 2020, 09:46:44 pm »

Top of the page!!!

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #51851 on:** August 27, 2020, 11:31:18 pm »

Ugh, whoever slid that poison into my drink is a real a-hole.

333 · « **Reply #51852 on:** September 01, 2020, 01:22:57 pm »

Probably an intern.

Stev-o · « **Reply #51853 on:** September 01, 2020, 03:15:30 pm »

Intern?!

333 · « **Reply #51854 on:** September 01, 2020, 07:12:28 pm »

That's just disturbing.

Stev-o · « **Reply #51855 on:** September 02, 2020, 03:33:34 pm »

Quote from: 333 on September 01, 2020, 07:12:28 pm

That's just disturbing.

That means a lot coming from you, 333. Next Cham-pag-ne on me, amigo!

Don R · « **Reply #51856 on:** September 02, 2020, 11:11:23 pm »

Listen man, your old lady just called, she woke up and you were gone, she knows you're here in the bar. Maybe you better go on back home cuz we don't want her coming down here all pizzed off again hittin you with that bag of laundromat quarters and gettin the cops called again OK? Like, we don't need no more cops hanging around the parkin lot. Go on, git!

333 · « **Reply #51857 on:** September 03, 2020, 05:10:21 pm »

Is this her?

Don R · « **Reply #51858 on:** September 10, 2020, 01:30:30 pm »

No, but just like that!

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #51859 on:** September 10, 2020, 02:25:39 pm »

What a week this has been.

Gene · « **Reply #51860 on:** September 23, 2020, 04:39:48 pm »

somebody buy me a drink.

oh wait.

I brought my own.

never mind.

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #51861 on:** September 25, 2020, 11:45:27 pm »

Friday nights sure have been slow round here.

Compared to the way things went that one Friday, this is welcome relaxation.

Stev-o · « **Reply #51862 on:** September 26, 2020, 06:55:26 am »

Quote from: BomberMann650 on September 25, 2020, 11:45:27 pm

Friday nights sure have been slow round here.

Blame the Pandemic!

333 · « **Reply #51863 on:** September 28, 2020, 09:37:29 pm »

I don't get in here as much as I'd like to. I've had to find work, and unfortunately that means no weekends, and late nights.

faux fiddy · « **Reply #51864 on:** October 13, 2020, 03:46:27 pm »

Taco Tuesday mf's. Help yourself to the steam table.

Gene · « **Reply #51865 on:** October 13, 2020, 04:07:45 pm »

thank feckin goodness

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #51866 on:** October 30, 2020, 12:02:51 pm »

Gotta get down on Pie Day!!

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #51867 on:** October 31, 2020, 02:19:17 pm »

Happy Halloween everyone!

burmashave · « **Reply #51868 on:** October 31, 2020, 05:21:06 pm »

Quote from: BomberMann650 on October 31, 2020, 02:19:17 pm

Happy Halloween everyone!

Happy Hallow's Eve back at ya. I just got done giving out candy. We had fewer but better kids this year. I don't know what conclusion to draw, but the few kids we had this year were way more cheerful and polite than the crowd we normally get.

Don R · « **Reply #51869 on:** October 31, 2020, 06:55:36 pm »

We had grandkids and kids in the driveway distancing and masked for a reason but we got to talk for a while and watch the kids in their costumes playing.

333 · « **Reply #51870 on:** November 01, 2020, 10:06:28 pm »

Getting an extra hour of sleep was nice. But on the other hand, an extra hour of 2020 seemed like a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.

I had to work, so I got no idea if we even had any kids come around.

Stev-o · « **Reply #51871 on:** November 02, 2020, 06:12:35 am »

No kids here, I would have handed out cold beers!

burmashave · « **Reply #51872 on:** November 02, 2020, 03:15:40 pm »

Quote from: 333 on November 01, 2020, 10:06:28 pm

Getting an extra hour of sleep was nice. But on the other hand, an extra hour of 2020 seemed like a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.

I've used that line twice today to bring a smile to my mum and my brother's face after my mum was prevented from traveling to visit with my brother's family.

Thanks. :-)

333 · « **Reply #51873 on:** November 02, 2020, 10:09:40 pm »

Glad to be of service. Here's another one I've used in the last few weeks;

I think rabies is a made up disease to keep me from petting raccoons.

No, really!

Don R · « **Reply #51874 on:** November 03, 2020, 07:55:58 am »

333 that's classic and deserves to be in the joke thread! Mind if I borrow that? I know a guy, that will crack up.

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