Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3067551 times)

aptech77 · « **Reply #600 on:** December 03, 2006, 07:41:36 PM »

DAMN.....

jaknight · « **Reply #601 on:** December 03, 2006, 08:25:58 PM »

Let's see, my physics teacher told me I would be able to understand him; all I had to do was be able to picture in my mind these 3 things:

1. Two men, standing near each other........ each one taller than the other

2. A tennis ball, which was inverted upon itself

3. A circle, which did not enclose itself

As someone great, somewhere, sometime, said........ And Ladies and Gentlemen, I can add nothing to that........

~ ~ ~ jaknight ~ ~ ~

burmashave · « **Reply #602 on:** December 03, 2006, 08:48:40 PM »

He didn't mention a CB that needed neither gas, oil, nor maintenance?

jaknight · « **Reply #603 on:** December 03, 2006, 09:56:30 PM »

When I tried to discuss my no maintenance Honda SuperHawk 300, my physics teacher defined for me, exactly where my mind was located..........

He explained how time was defined by movement of light beams, specifying past, present, and future.......
Past

\ /
\ /
\/
/\
/ \
/ \

Future

And of course, the present is where the light beams intersect.......

But, when the light beams intersect and are defined as past, present, and future, one is also creating boundaries which by sheer necessity, need labels. He said, "That is where your maintenance free Honda AND you mind is.............

\ /
\ /
\/
ELSEWHERE - - - -> /\ <- - - - ELSEWHERE
/ \
/ \

Elsewhere has always been a favorite place..........

~ ~ ~ jaknight ~ ~ ~

ElCheapo · « **Reply #604 on:** December 03, 2006, 10:13:27 PM »

BOOOO

ieism · « **Reply #605 on:** December 04, 2006, 01:10:26 PM »

wrap that ass in the rug of your choice while it muffles your voice

angeldeville · « **Reply #606 on:** December 04, 2006, 02:08:30 PM »

mrbreeze · « **Reply #607 on:** December 04, 2006, 02:16:28 PM »

That is purty damn shameless!!!

aptech77 · « **Reply #608 on:** December 04, 2006, 06:42:52 PM »

aptech77 · « **Reply #609 on:** December 04, 2006, 06:43:17 PM »

DAMN IT!!!!!!!

aptech77 · « **Reply #610 on:** December 04, 2006, 06:44:01 PM »

WHY.... YOU.... LITTLE..............

ElCheapo · « **Reply #611 on:** December 04, 2006, 09:31:05 PM »

Angel is that you in the Ghille suit?

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #612 on:** December 04, 2006, 11:43:51 PM »

ITS THE SWAMP THING

rks

Klark Kent · « **Reply #613 on:** December 05, 2006, 12:03:43 AM »

43

-KK

burmashave · « **Reply #614 on:** December 05, 2006, 12:07:31 AM »

Angel, I don't get it at all. What's a picture of 3 trees got to do with BS?

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #615 on:** December 05, 2006, 12:12:19 AM »

what an ugly tree

RKS

ic455 · « **Reply #616 on:** December 05, 2006, 11:26:00 PM »

hard drive........crashed.......damn piece of junk

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #617 on:** December 06, 2006, 12:43:06 AM »

yay he's back

RKS

mcpuffett · « **Reply #618 on:** December 06, 2006, 01:43:18 AM »

branston pickle

GoatBaSS · « **Reply #619 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:05:47 AM »

Must find finals... SLEEP! yep sleep, lord help, a cup of sleep, a cup of sleep sir! plea s e . . . .

burmashave · « **Reply #620 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:37:28 AM »

Charles "Pickle" Bronson, famous for the "Sudden Pickle" I-IX and Mr. Majestyk (AKA "The Meanest Pickle Picker") movies.

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #621 on:** December 06, 2006, 08:38:42 AM »

interresting

rks

Klark Kent · « **Reply #622 on:** December 06, 2006, 08:56:13 AM »

so far- if there are winners in a situation like this- ic455 is far and away the most shameless post booster, with an impressive 7.4 posts a day. This beat out el cheapo at his post boostin worst with his new account. Snips PPD is surprisingly low on the scale, but still a full post per day higher than the originator of the thread. I used my results as an example of a well adjusted positive contributor to the community.
-KK

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #623 on:** December 06, 2006, 09:17:38 AM »

I'm so sorry

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #624 on:** December 06, 2006, 09:18:01 AM »

please allow me

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