
Announcer V/O: Arthritis in the adult is painful, lonely, and sometimes difficult to manage.
[The sore, aching hands massage one another's joints.]
Arthritis is particularly annoying when coupled with neuralgia and severe muscular tension. Abrupt weather changes can add discomfort.
[Flashing red lights indicate soreness and pain in the hands.]
Inflamed tissues can cause local swelling, calling for special relief.
[A medicine bottle magically appears between the hands.]
Triopenin, [pronounced: TRY OPENIN'] a compound of powerful anti-arthritic spantials and antihistamines, speeds soothing relief where needed.
[The hands try unsuccessfully to unscrew the bottle's top.]
Triopenin is gentle, non-habit-forming, aids in soothing muscles and liberating stiff, painful joints.
[The hands pound on the bottle top and then try to pry it off, to no avail.]
Soon, you're handling life again, feeling better, and getting a firm grasp on the situation.

Triopenin -- get your hands working again. Now with the new childproof safety cap.
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