Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[Roach Carver]

george washington chopped down a cherry tree with wooden teeth

[Terry in Australia]

george washington chopped down a cherry tree with wooden teeth

Now I've heard the story about George cutting down the cherry tree, but I can't for the life of me remember why he did it? Is the answer to my question as well known as the "I cut down the cherry tree" story? Sorry guys, living here in third world Oz I miss out on a lot of US current affairs?  

[seaweb11]

My office smells like fuc*in cat pee!!!!!!!!!!

[mkramer1121]

Actually, its been well documented that he never cut down that tree Terry.  It was just a wives tale to add mystique to a Revolutionary hero, always telling the truth unlike most politicians we have today....

[Terry in Australia]

Actually, its been well documented that he never cut down that tree Terry.  It was just a wives tale to add mystique to a Revolutionary hero, always telling the truth unlike most politicians we have today....

So they were bull#$%*ting about GW telling the truth? Geez mate, in over 300 years not a great deal has changed, has it? Ha ha, Cheers, Terry.

[Rsnip988]

doesnt look like it

[burmashave]

My office smells like fuc*in cat pee!!!!!!!!!!

Years back, my dog peed in my boss's cube.

[firecracker]

True story.

When in college, a buddy had a young pup he wanted to train to catch Frisbees.  Dog didn't have any interest in it, so he decided a good idea was to turn the Frisbee upside down, and use it as a food bowl.  He gets back from class, food is gone.  Dog has crapped in the Frisbee.  He wisely gave up...

 

[mrbreeze]

This is by far the most shameless thread in all of internet!!!!!! How far ya figure this thing can fly??

[burmashave]

I just want it stated for the record: I never crapped on a Frisbee.

[Rsnip988]

This is by far the most shameless thread in all of internet!!!!!! How far ya figure this thing can fly??

To infinity and beyond

[Rushoid]

I just want it stated for the record: I never crapped on a Frisbee.

I can't say that. 

This is by far the most shameless thread in all of internet!!!!!! How far ya figure this thing can fly??

Farther than a crap-filled Frisbee! 

[burmashave]

For conspicuous creativity in a thread of immense inanity, we do hereby award Rushoid the Shameless Post Boost Creativity Award for tying together the two comments above.  Many said it couldn't be done.  Congratulations, Rush!

[Rushoid]

For conspicuous creativity in a thread of immense inanity, we do hereby award Rushoid the Shameless Post Boost Creativity Award for tying together the two comments above.  Many said it couldn't be done.  Congratulations, Rush!

Thank you! Thank you! I'd like to thank the Academy, the Frisbee Corporation for sponsoring me, Mr. Breeze and Burma for the set-up, and Ieism for talking to me whilst I type this. 

[burmashave]

For conspicuous creativity in a thread of immense inanity, we do hereby award Rushoid the Shameless Post Boost Creativity Award for tying together the two comments above.  Many said it couldn't be done.  Congratulations, Rush!

Thank you! Thank you! I'd like to thank the Academy, the Frisbee Corporation for sponsoring me, Mr. Breeze and Burma for the set-up, and Ieism for talking to me whilst I type this. 

It could be the next catch phrase:

Gent 1: How far is it?
Gent 2: Farther than you could throw a crap filled Frisbee.
Gent 1: That far, huh.

[ElCheapo]

Thanks big Tuna, like I really needed to know that

[mrbreeze]

let the frisbee of CRAP fly!!!!!

[Rsnip988]

Fly you fools!

[Rushoid]

It could be the next catch phrase:

Gent 1: How far is it?
Gent 2: Farther than you could throw a crap filled Frisbee.
Gent 1: That far, huh.

Or you could use it like: "I think that idea will fly about as well as a crap-filled Frisbee." Similar to the old "turd in a punchbowl" analogy. 

[Rsnip988]

nice, we can get it across the whole globe....

world wide crap in a frisbee day

[burmashave]

It could be the next catch phrase:

Gent 1: How far is it?
Gent 2: Farther than you could throw a crap filled Frisbee.
Gent 1: That far, huh.

Or you could use it like: "I think that idea will fly about as well as a crap-filled Frisbee." Similar to the old "turd in a punchbowl" analogy. 

That's it!  It's perfect.  I'm going to use it if I get a chance and then say, "What, you've never heard that one before?"

[Rsnip988]

brilliant, i too shall use it

[burmashave]

brilliant, i too shall use it

And to think that the other members think that this thread is simply a waste of time.

[Rsnip988]

what a bunch of morons, we may have just created the best line of 2007,


WOO

[mcpuffett]

guess who's back