I have a 32 year old tit baby named Elsa. She's expensive, dirty, and I can ride her all day long.
I can HEAR the headlines;
"Local woman, KC, stabs Local man, KC . When police questioned her about motive, she simply said, " The (expletive) rotten, son of a (deleted) deserved everything coming to him!" She then went on to make up several more new profane words which are currently being added to merriam-webster online. Back to you Bill!"