Mickey,
A friend of mine, that was a real waste of space, had about fifteen different jobs in a year, he went to apply at Chuck E Cheeses and as he was filling out the app before the interview he got a call from Lowe's, which paid better, so he said screw it and filled out the app with a bunch of trite BS.
Q: What do you consider to be one of your greatest achievements?
A: This one time, at a party, I hooked up with this girl that was WAY out of my league.
He went into the room for the interview and the guy looked at him and told him to "GET THE F^<KING HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!!"
Moral of the story, don't do that on your next job app!
Good luck though!