Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3031634 times)

Inkscars · « **Reply #9475 on:** March 24, 2009, 08:30:18 AM »

I didn't "allege" anything.

I am. What has that got to do with anything anyway?
I have a build thread. *shrug* It's not like I'm some bimbo stinking up the posts without anything constructive to ad.
Easy there killer, You probably have one of your own at home, preparing your meals and washing your clothes.
Women are like Fight Club, but way way worse.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #9476 on:** March 24, 2009, 08:46:43 AM »

... The first rule about women is... you don't talk about women.
The SECOND rule about women is... you don't talk about women.

Inkscars · « **Reply #9477 on:** March 24, 2009, 08:55:36 AM »

Project Mayhem Kit?
I've got pretty much nothing going on. Plenty of time for Chaos, shenannigans, and just downright dirty deeds....

Frankenkit · « **Reply #9478 on:** March 24, 2009, 08:57:10 AM »

Me too. If I'm not covered in dirt, oil, grease and WD-40 in a couple of hours, I'll have not been trying hard enough.

goon 1492 · « **Reply #9479 on:** March 24, 2009, 09:51:03 AM »

Project Que? Man I step out for two minutes and everyone gets drunk and naked. How'd I miss the memo?

goon 1492 · « **Reply #9480 on:** March 24, 2009, 09:56:50 AM »

See Tom's reaction to Tom's debauchery!

goon 1492 · « **Reply #9481 on:** March 24, 2009, 09:58:58 AM »

Look I finally got a mini me, he's an angrly little guy.

goon 1492 · « **Reply #9482 on:** March 24, 2009, 10:00:20 AM »

Man I'm skinny in that pic, quit smokin' and gained 30lbs since then.....

Holubs · « **Reply #9483 on:** March 24, 2009, 10:10:12 AM »

Wish I could be home working on my bike instead of being at work.....

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9484 on:** March 24, 2009, 11:06:38 AM »

What the F....

alltherightpills · « **Reply #9485 on:** March 24, 2009, 11:14:59 AM »

Quote from: Inkscars on March 24, 2009, 06:17:30 AM

Someone actually knows who it is?

Or are you a google master?

Of course I know who Dr. Octagon is.

Earth people, New York and California
Earth people, I was born on Jupiter.

Inkscars · « **Reply #9486 on:** March 24, 2009, 11:42:14 AM »

That makes me smile a little.

ok. done smiling.
Goon, shutup, i still smoke and I put on 30 lbs in the last........#$%*, 6 years ?
True I was pretty much anorexic. haha.

Havoc, instead of asking you to entertain, here you go; a little don hertzfeldt

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9487 on:** March 24, 2009, 11:47:24 AM »

Mouhahahahahaha!!!

Me? Entertain? Hardly.

Good god a girl with tats that rides and smokes and drinks....

Why o why do I live in the conservative capital of the world.

Inkscars · « **Reply #9488 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:01:37 PM »

Man, you must have a hell of a time finding a girly to keep up with ya, huh?

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9489 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:09:38 PM »

Everything goes great until they have to ride on the bike.....

messes up their hair and what not.

And of course when I laugh at the messed up hair that doesn't bode well either.

What did they think riding on a sportbike with a helmet on would do? Make it look better?

It's usually that or the fact that I don't drive a new car......

Very pretentious (spell that right?) area up here. Chicago yields some cool people ( except that spikey guy

) but most of the time it's either back stabbers, stuck up #$%*es, or just plain "high class" people.

I think I fall into the trailer trash version in their minds. What with sideburns, goatee, and a big rusty truck. No camo though.... I look silly in camo.

So I ride alone... or with the local biker "gangs". Which are the street gangs on bikes. Fun stuff sometimes, bein the only white guy on the nastiest side of town, and on a bike no less, and feeling safer than anything.

Good thing I fix all their #$%* huh?

Inkscars · « **Reply #9490 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:21:25 PM »

I think i've got the bike hair thing figured out.

(My reason for not riding on the BACK of a bike is simple. I'm not in control and it scares me. The fastest I've EVER been was on the back of a 1000cc import of somekind, on the back wheel.
After I about #$%* myself, we exited the highway and i proceeded to try and foribly remove him from the bike by his helmet.
Not good times. That was the last time I got on the back of a bike till this year. (that was in 02.)
fkagsdkgasdfkgjhfdskgjhasdg. Man, it makes me mad thinking about it, hahaha)

I'm guessing I'd be fairing better in chicago. If i was on speaking terms with my mother I'd yell at her for moving me away.

I can't keep commenting on all of those sub-complaints of yours.
I call my tattoos my own personal filters. If someone can't see past them, they don't need to talk to me. If they still have enough balls to come talk to me after seeing them, they might be worth my time.

Caaveman82 · « **Reply #9491 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:32:01 PM »

Havoc, don't feel bad. All we have here is hipsters. That's it. Guys and girls roaming the streets and half the time you can't tell them apart. All dressed alike, like a million clones walking around. The last girl I found that was suitable to date, also turned out to be the town pin cushion, oops. *shrug*

What can ya do?

You have a lot of conservatives? We have TOO many liberals. It's not cool either way.

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9492 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:49:40 PM »

lol see guys that's partly my problem,

the crowd I fit in with the best won't accept me. Not like I filled out an application or anything, but sometimes you meet people right, and want to spend time with them for a reason or another....??

Anyway... because I don't listen to only metal, or have lots of tats (or any for that matter

), or waste all my money driving 1000's of miles every weekend to go see concerts..... they think I'm a priss or a redneck.

I find it hilarious. But sometimes you talk to people (i do while I;m working on their bikes) and hear somethings they say, and wish you could get them to see there's a lot better things out there for them.

Like nights where you don't "have" to drink to be cool, or go to that party just to appease your girl/boy friend.

I want some of these people to see that nights alone or with someone who shares your joy in life can be fun also.

We ride because it's fun, not because it's cool. That's just a good side effect.

Wow..... now I sould like a motivational speaker. wtf.

Here... I'll fix it...

OMIGOD IT'S RAINING AND IM SOOOOOO F'ING BORED!!!!

There.... that's better.

Inkscars · « **Reply #9493 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:53:29 PM »

You want to know what I think is funny?

Being me, and being single in the winter. I go to a bar with some friends, wearing, ya know winter gear, and get hit on by preppy dudes, "upper classmen" and people that would normally not talk to me.

Then being me, and being single in the summer. I go to a bar with some friends, wearing, ya know summer gear, and get hit on by every scum bag with a roadrunner or chevy emblem for a tattoo in the city.

I have trouble just finding a decent human dude to just have a good time with.
(modified: I say human dude because my dude doggie is my buuuuddddy.)

*sigh*

Dating is f&^*ing stupid.

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9494 on:** March 24, 2009, 01:01:36 PM »

Quote from: Inkscars on March 24, 2009, 12:53:29 PM

Then being me, and being single in the summer. I go to a bar with some friends, wearing, ya know summer gear, and get hit on by every scum bag with a roadrunner or chevy emblem for a tattoo in the city.

lol sounds like my neighrborhood. Some model chick moved in down the street. Cannot remember her name. Bought the house for her mom because it was in better homes and gardens.

Anyway... Being the nice son I was, I called my mom and mentioned the house was sold. Wanting that house since she was a little girl, she saw her chance to go inside for a look. So she came over, we made cannoli's and tortellini, and set off to welcome the new neighbors....

House is gorgeous, I still cannot remember the woman's name, but her mom walks her little rat for a dog every morning, and asks for the cannoli receipe.

Next day..... Some other neighbor invites her over for a burnout party..... cool in itself, but he carried his 24pack in belt holsters.

Man I need to move to civilization. lol.

Inkscars · « **Reply #9495 on:** March 24, 2009, 01:06:19 PM »

Wait, listen to JUST metal?

laaame.
Two of my favorite songs right NOW;

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9496 on:** March 24, 2009, 01:21:43 PM »

I'm an oldschool Dixieland Jazz guy myself. Nothing like Louis Armstrong.

I think a lot of that has to do with I still play the trumpet. But mostly because it was the first music I was exposed to.

But then again..... I think this is a good album also.

And yet I'm front man for a death metal band..... go figure.

Inkscars · « **Reply #9497 on:** March 24, 2009, 01:33:19 PM »

I'm terribly intimidated. Guess what I have going on tonight, among all the awesomeness, I'm also the captain of my co-ed recreational softball team. I hope my team of degenerate sleazeballs can stay sober enough to catch a ball.....

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9498 on:** March 24, 2009, 01:36:08 PM »

Heh -

Drunk softball should be an olympic sport.

People get so worked up over it. Nothing like two 500lb drunk guys going at it over a call.

I'm jealous!!!

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #9499 on:** March 24, 2009, 01:37:28 PM »

Ah, you crazy kids and your labels.
I just like to place people in one of two groups: cool and not cool.
Most of the people at my work: not cool.
The cool people are the ones that can hold a real conversation about any topic without letting things like money, religion, politics, race, hair, clothes, what kind of car/bike you ride, music you listen to/play get in the way.
Those kind of people are few and far in between.

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