Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3067543 times)

Gordon · « **Reply #975 on:** January 16, 2007, 04:47:23 PM »

Quote from: Klark Kent on January 16, 2007, 04:30:21 PM

and if it is pure poetry does it not contradict itself by turning said nonsense post into pure poetry, rather than allowing it to remain nonsense?
-KK

but the principle of posting pure poetry to such a preposterous post is positively pointless, thus rendering it nonsense.

Klark Kent · « **Reply #976 on:** January 16, 2007, 05:02:53 PM »

touche
-KK

heffay · « **Reply #977 on:** January 16, 2007, 05:07:28 PM »

but... i have no e's to touch

Gordon · « **Reply #978 on:** January 16, 2007, 05:10:20 PM »

Quote from: heffay on January 16, 2007, 05:07:28 PM

but... i have no e's to touch

Did she leave you?

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #979 on:** January 16, 2007, 05:25:05 PM »

I think I just stepped in some pooetry...........

burmashave · « **Reply #980 on:** January 16, 2007, 06:10:19 PM »

Quote from: Klark Kent on January 16, 2007, 04:30:21 PM

and if it is pure poetry does it not contradict itself by turning said nonsense post into pure poetry, rather than allowing it to remain nonsense?
-KK

There was concern about expressing the sensibility of nonsense.

Klark Kent · « **Reply #981 on:** January 16, 2007, 06:22:57 PM »

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #982 on:** January 16, 2007, 09:41:47 PM »

"I think that poetry will fly about as well as a crap-filled Frisbee."

my spin on the new classic

Klark Kent · « **Reply #983 on:** January 16, 2007, 10:37:13 PM »

Quote from: Klark Kent on January 16, 2007, 06:22:57 PM

-KK

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #984 on:** January 16, 2007, 11:28:20 PM »

that was a shameless waste of space, is that hugh grant and emma thompson from "sense and sensibility"?

burmashave · « **Reply #985 on:** January 16, 2007, 11:49:27 PM »

That's pure nonsense, d*mmit!!!

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #986 on:** January 16, 2007, 11:58:41 PM »

Spooge bob

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #987 on:** January 17, 2007, 01:25:14 AM »

Quote from: Rsnip988 on January 16, 2007, 11:28:20 PM

that was a shameless waste of space, is that hugh grant and emma thompson from "sense and sensibility"?

Like you don't know, you've seen that movie 10 times!

Klark Kent · « **Reply #988 on:** January 17, 2007, 02:01:12 AM »

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #989 on:** January 17, 2007, 02:14:00 AM »

Says Hugh, "WTF happened to Brenda? Did you eat her?" Give her back big boy, I was gonna bang her like an outhouse door in a hurricane!

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #990 on:** January 17, 2007, 02:43:17 AM »

hahaha

i've only seen it once actually but i have it in my collection next to Pride and Predjudice, no i didnt eat her but clever photo chopping there KK made me look a little wider than normal though not very good resolution for the avatar pic huh?

they were also in love actually together

Klark Kent · « **Reply #991 on:** January 17, 2007, 02:57:19 AM »

you go to war with the photos youve got
-KK

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #992 on:** January 17, 2007, 03:01:22 AM »

make love not war, man you need to get laid

Whats up with KK lately, someone steal or vandalize his bike?

Klark Kent · « **Reply #993 on:** January 17, 2007, 03:03:31 AM »

lois takes good care of my superneeds thank you very much.
-KK

edit: for meanness

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #994 on:** January 17, 2007, 03:47:19 AM »

"Superneeds" AWESOME!!!!

burmashave · « **Reply #995 on:** January 17, 2007, 09:42:27 AM »

Quote from: Klark Kent on January 17, 2007, 02:01:12 AM

-KK

Ha! I've seen it. It's the scene from Cents and Sensibility -- the scene where Hugh Grant convinces Rsnip that his lifelong dream of owning a Harley is not to be:

Rsnip: [pleadingly] Not a Harley?

Hugh: No, my dear. Well, how do I say this? [tilts his head down and looks up shyly in a way done only by Hugh Grant and Benny Hill] A single overhead cam four would cost you only a few hundred quid. Besides, you'd retain the respect of Sir Pommelhandle. He's been known to wrench his own from time to time, you know.

aptech77 · « **Reply #996 on:** January 17, 2007, 07:00:17 PM »

Killer Canary · « **Reply #997 on:** January 17, 2007, 07:41:17 PM »

Just want to point out that you guys are tag-teaming Rsnip and he seems to have you out-numbered!

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #998 on:** January 17, 2007, 09:46:18 PM »

ouch thats not too nice, (although probably true) I'd be worried if i had to scrap with Terry from OZ (since he was in the military for years and has an inch or 2 on me), but I keep the spare Krypotnite in the tank bag in case KK comes near...

BS i liked your response with the pic, it seems as though most of us have gone through that scene...(only replace Harley with indian and you got me)

burmashave · « **Reply #999 on:** January 17, 2007, 11:34:00 PM »

Quote from: Rsnip988 on January 17, 2007, 09:46:18 PM

ouch thats not too nice, (although probably true) I'd be worried if i had to scrap with Terry from OZ (since he was in the military for years and has an inch or 2 on me), but I keep the spare Krypotnite in the tank bag in case KK comes near...

BS i liked your response with the pic, it seems as though most of us have gone through that scene...(only replace Harley with indian and you got me)

Rsnip: How 'bout an Indian, oh great and wise Hugh?

Hugh: Sir Pommelhandle would love to wrench on an Indian himself, but there's mother to think about. She'd cut the purse strings old chap, and you'd not have a chance of maintaining Susan's lifestyle on a mere quid a week, would you?

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