Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3134738 times)

mkramer1121 · « **Reply #37725 on:** June 09, 2011, 02:25:36 PM »

3 words...Captain Morgan Tattoo

Spikeybike · « **Reply #37726 on:** June 09, 2011, 02:49:12 PM »

mmmmmmmmmmm.. vanilla

Frankenkit · « **Reply #37727 on:** June 09, 2011, 02:49:57 PM »

Quote from: mkramer1121 on June 09, 2011, 02:25:36 PM

3 words...Captain Morgan Tattoo

HELL YES.

JosepyK · « **Reply #37728 on:** June 09, 2011, 03:49:30 PM »

Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on June 09, 2011, 12:48:54 PM

Quote from: JosepyK on June 09, 2011, 10:12:24 AM
The flavors of younger (cheaper) Appleton makes for a damn fine rum cake. My wife makes them where you get buzzed by eating a piece of cake. Life is good.

You do know the alcohol gets burned off in the baking process, right?

The trick is in the glaze. Y'know, that things your eyes do afterwards.

JosepyK · « **Reply #37729 on:** June 09, 2011, 03:52:02 PM »

Quote from: Spikeybike on June 09, 2011, 02:49:12 PM

mmmmmmmmmmm.. vanilla

Beautiful stuff.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #37730 on:** June 09, 2011, 04:17:32 PM »

SHUT CHUR GOD DAMN MOUTH SON!!!

*cough* *cough* oh sorry i had somthin in my throat i think .....

better get me one of those , with coke

mark · « **Reply #37731 on:** June 09, 2011, 04:57:05 PM »

someone has this fancy jet ski thing at the shop. instead of a simple label like.....

.... it has this long winded thing about all the horrible stuff that can go wrong.

including wearing 'protective clothing' because 'severe injury' can be caused by jet discharge entering ' bodily orifices'.

How many idiots died from 'jet ski enema' to get that on the label?

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #37732 on:** June 09, 2011, 05:48:54 PM »

Quote from: Industrial Kit on June 09, 2011, 11:19:59 AM

That's... that's... wow. Uh. It's a joke, right? Right? I mean there aren't... really... people like that out there.... are there? That graduate from Villa Nova? ....wait.

There are people that #$%*ed up out there.

She needs a man in a cat suit. With a bow tie. on a rainbow.

She has an MBA alright, a Major in Bad Acting,

Even the cat lady from the Simpsons isn't as bad as that lame thespian.

333 · « **Reply #37733 on:** June 09, 2011, 05:54:13 PM »

Quote from: mark on June 09, 2011, 04:57:05 PM

How many idiots died from 'jet ski enema' to get that on the label?

And how did it happen? It's hard to picture the acrobatics involved in getting your ass to be the lead body part in a falloff, and be relaxed enough that your sphincter isn't clenched up big time. Or a conversation like this;
"Okay, I'll get behind the jetski and bend over. When I say go, you gun it, cause my ass is wicked thirsty".

333 · « **Reply #37734 on:** June 09, 2011, 05:58:40 PM »

Surprise of surprises that the Villa nut job is single.

Damfino · « **Reply #37735 on:** June 09, 2011, 06:41:21 PM »

Quote from: Spikeybike on June 09, 2011, 04:17:32 PM

better get me one of those , with coke

Ju fockin' coc-a-rosh!!!!!

Frankencake · « **Reply #37736 on:** June 09, 2011, 07:36:07 PM »

Quote from: JosepyK on June 09, 2011, 08:45:14 AM

The pirates made me do it, that or the rum.

How many times do I have to tell you? If you are going to show up at the bar drunk, bring enough for all of us. sheeesh! #$%*ing interns.
What I really want to know is why is everybody not ignoring the new guy. Remember? Crickets or butterfly farts? "Did you hear something?" I see all of this encouraging and #$%* going on here. What happened to our discipline? I ashamed at all of you for speaking to an intern like he's somebody. Spike, I commend you on your scolding. Good job.

Carry on

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #37737 on:** June 09, 2011, 07:37:06 PM »

What new guy......

Grnrngr · « **Reply #37738 on:** June 09, 2011, 07:53:00 PM »

I just LOVE cats!! I wanna hold them all and hug them cuz they're so cute and some of them don't have homes..

CONNIE VANNETT - THE PUSSY CAT SONG

Spikeybike · « **Reply #37739 on:** June 09, 2011, 08:52:05 PM »

Spikeybike · « **Reply #37740 on:** June 09, 2011, 10:57:19 PM »

this is what happens when you combine drugs alcohol boredom and fancy electronics

Sillyness

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #37741 on:** June 09, 2011, 10:59:42 PM »

HAHAHA Trippy....

Spikeybike · « **Reply #37742 on:** June 09, 2011, 11:08:43 PM »

i think it's funny how it takes almost 2 hours hours to make a 20 second vid

...i should probly pass out now ......buuuurp

motocyconomad · « **Reply #37743 on:** June 10, 2011, 08:01:44 AM »

holy Oregon importation around here batman, them co-ops up there are doin it the right way

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #37744 on:** June 10, 2011, 08:05:13 AM »

Aaaannnnnnnd the cow SCORES!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!
Sloppy game but fun to attend.

Cow scores goal at Sporting Kansas City game

Frankenkit · « **Reply #37745 on:** June 10, 2011, 08:15:10 AM »

Quote from: motocyconomad on June 10, 2011, 08:01:44 AM

holy Oregon importation around here batman, them co-ops up there are doin it the right way

Say what?

motocyconomad · « **Reply #37746 on:** June 10, 2011, 08:20:10 AM »

Oregons finest from a co-op farm made its way to me down here. They say scent is the strongest memory. I do believe it is.

333 · « **Reply #37747 on:** June 10, 2011, 08:38:23 AM »

You're right, Cupcake. And I apologize to ya'. I guess I just got caught up in it all, and forgot the 100 post rule.

But, in fairness to the interns, the 100 post rule wasn't in place when the bar started. So it is our job when a newb stops by, to inform him of the rule. Maybe we can get Burma to edit his first post to include it. Here it is;

"You must have 100 posts in the SOHC forums to be recognized here in the South Side Dive Bar. You can post here before that, but expect to be ignored and/or ordered about. But no one is to directly respond to you (besides orders)until you hit the 100 post count."

Now, where's that coffee and Munchkins?

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #37748 on:** June 10, 2011, 08:44:17 AM »

Quote from: motocyconomad on June 10, 2011, 08:20:10 AM

Oregons finest from a co-op farm made its way to me down here. They say scent is the strongest memory. I do believe it is.

I bet it is stankaliciously yummy.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #37749 on:** June 10, 2011, 09:04:29 AM »

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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