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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37750 on: June 10, 2011, 09:43:23 AM »
i think the 100 post rule is better if they don't see it coming

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37751 on: June 10, 2011, 09:59:38 AM »
Yeah, like a proverbial boot to the grill- ZAP!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37752 on: June 10, 2011, 11:10:04 AM »
Ever stagger out at the end of the night, and wonder what a**hole knocked your bike over? Just remember the 100 post rule. :P
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37753 on: June 10, 2011, 11:17:03 AM »
Ever stagger out at the end of the night, and wonder what a**hole knocked your bike over? Just remember the 100 post rule. :P
Ever wake up in the middle of the night and wondered what biker knocked your #$%* in?  Just remember your post here. >:(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37754 on: June 10, 2011, 11:26:13 AM »
It's so hard to find a nice cantina.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37755 on: June 10, 2011, 11:27:52 AM »
I'm gonna plug in the volcano everyone press your lips to the nipple and take a big deep breath from the bag... pass around..
then I'll buy everyone a round.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37756 on: June 10, 2011, 11:40:41 AM »
No need for quite the hostility. I'd steal another man's woman before I hurt his bike. That's why I always leave before the drunks, keeps distance from stupid people in cages.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37757 on: June 10, 2011, 11:43:40 AM »
well said ...    mmmmmm coffee

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37758 on: June 10, 2011, 11:50:39 AM »
Pass that volcano up this way broheim...  8)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37759 on: June 10, 2011, 11:52:57 AM »
i wanna know how potheads are suppose to afford them things, they're like 300 bucks right?

      i mean yeah they are the coolest thing since sliced bread but still ... 300 bucks ?    no thanks

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37760 on: June 10, 2011, 11:54:33 AM »
This will have you finishing projects, in a night. Getting to sleep later is the hard part. One of the few ways I drink coffee anymore.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37761 on: June 10, 2011, 11:56:03 AM »
24hours of le mans starts tomorrow SO EXCITE!!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37762 on: June 10, 2011, 12:11:07 PM »
....do we have another intern?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37763 on: June 10, 2011, 12:20:48 PM »
kinda looks that way.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37764 on: June 10, 2011, 12:46:49 PM »
....do we have another intern?

i is intern? the paid kind or non?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37765 on: June 10, 2011, 12:47:50 PM »
I thought I heard something... Does someone have Jersey Shore on in the background?  :o

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37766 on: June 10, 2011, 12:49:53 PM »


That appears to be 'the situation'...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37767 on: June 10, 2011, 12:59:16 PM »
So, we have this thing here in Fayetteville AR called Bikes Blues and BBQ. That's ok, but kind of annoying. Now we have this event called Bikes Babes and Bling. :o Bling?! WTF?! So anyway, it seems like it's a bunch of bbw ladies so far. This is the second year it's going on. Last year it flopped and I kinda expect the same this year. Here's a link to it so you all can see what I'm going to have to deal with all weekend. http://www.bikesbabesandbling.com/ Maybe I can go canoeing or something.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37768 on: June 10, 2011, 01:34:43 PM »
Uh. My condolences.  I second the canoeing.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37769 on: June 10, 2011, 01:36:06 PM »
oooh that looks........ fun      *shiver*     

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37770 on: June 10, 2011, 01:40:02 PM »
Okay, I'm opposed to keeping the 100 post rule a secret from the newbs.  The last thing I want to do is to chase perspective members off.  But I do want only seasoned scum here, so they fit in.  They do need to pay their dues.

And speaking of pay;

i is intern? the paid kind or non?

There is pay involved- you paying.  My van needs a good washing.  And when you're done with that, my dog needs to be picked up from the groomers.  I know what you're thinkin', but don't.  She knows what's what, and she will take your hand off at the shoulder.  Like most women, she knows where to hurt you where it counts. If you do a good job, you can have a drink.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37771 on: June 10, 2011, 02:22:49 PM »
Yeah, the Buffalo should be nice this time of year, don't walk, run to it.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37772 on: June 10, 2011, 02:27:53 PM »

And speaking of pay;

i is intern? the paid kind or non?

There is pay involved- you paying.  My van needs a good washing.  And when you're done with that, my dog needs to be picked up from the groomers.  I know what you're thinkin', but don't.  She knows what's what, and she will take your hand off at the shoulder.  Like most women, she knows where to hurt you where it counts. If you do a good job, you can have a drink.

ok you just want a wash or full detail? and i wouldnt mind so much if your dog took off a few fingers(mostly pinky/ring) but a whole arm? i kinda need that to drive/ride.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37773 on: June 10, 2011, 02:41:05 PM »
OOOOOooooh! I like this one!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37774 on: June 10, 2011, 02:45:15 PM »
ok now im scared...
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