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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37850 on: June 12, 2011, 06:39:40 PM »
Do you want me to show you mine? That's the best I can do.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37851 on: June 12, 2011, 06:48:43 PM »
Wow! Just saw Miss Kansas 2010 on that lame show 'Minute to Win it' and all I can say is....

I'M IN LOVE LUST!!!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37852 on: June 12, 2011, 07:39:53 PM »
so i forgot to explain my awesome avatar ... it's taken at a bar in waukegan about 5 years ago ... the photo is of some girl i don't know, and i'm in the background flickin off someone else , i spotted it on facebook and was laughin my ass off .. i had to steal it, and crop me out of it  .... it's kinda weird seein my hand with no tats though

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37853 on: June 12, 2011, 07:42:19 PM »
oh yeah , and then there's this
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37854 on: June 12, 2011, 08:34:26 PM »
How inconsiderate of me, next time maybe I'll include boobs. Maybe.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37855 on: June 12, 2011, 08:54:01 PM »
 inconsiderate my ass ... thats just down right rude

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37856 on: June 12, 2011, 08:54:50 PM »
next time maybe I'll include boobs. Maybe.

'kay, thanks
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37857 on: June 12, 2011, 09:00:35 PM »
so ink ... is there a new website for greaserama ... all i can find is old stuff ,   oh and my babysitter un-cancelled so now i will be Ryden-free ... and i was also thinkin bout brinin' a friend ... if you gots the room that is

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37858 on: June 13, 2011, 06:11:45 AM »
Reminds me of the title of what could be a very bad movie. "Boobies Not Included".
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37859 on: June 13, 2011, 10:22:30 AM »
Reminds me of the title of what could be a very bad movie. "Boobies Not Included".
or the fine print on the bottom of a business card for a gay strip club.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37860 on: June 13, 2011, 11:12:38 AM »
Reminds me of the title of what could be a very bad movie. "Boobies Not Included".

"Boobies NOT Included" is a bad thing indeed.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37861 on: June 13, 2011, 11:40:19 AM »
Sounds like a bad title for tranny pron.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37863 on: June 13, 2011, 04:40:42 PM »
Wow! Just saw Miss Kansas 2010 on that lame show 'Minute to Win it' and all I can say is....

I'M IN LOVE LUST!!!


Looks like a good Kansas girl to me.  :)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37864 on: June 13, 2011, 07:38:31 PM »
Spikey, I thought of you when I saw this...

My Sharona The Hormonauts
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37865 on: June 13, 2011, 08:17:08 PM »
Nice ... I can dig it .... never heard of them before


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37866 on: June 13, 2011, 08:51:22 PM »
My Sharona is a paedophile song, "i can get it up for the touch of a younger kind"   :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37867 on: June 13, 2011, 09:20:28 PM »
meh ... i didn't read into that far RR .. don't be a buzzkill  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37868 on: June 13, 2011, 09:30:17 PM »
The bands cool, just the song sucks..... ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37869 on: June 13, 2011, 09:45:11 PM »
The band is better than the song. This one's pretty cool:

The Hormonauts - This cat's too fat - 13 - Hormone Airlines

I gotta get myself some Hormonauts and not just because I like saying "hormonauts." They've got some of the rockabilly of the Stray Cats, but with teeth.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37870 on: June 14, 2011, 07:23:22 AM »
Quote
just the song sucks.....

Meh, depends on which version. These guys FLUCKING LAWK....

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37871 on: June 14, 2011, 09:54:32 AM »
Your Message Here!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37872 on: June 14, 2011, 10:04:13 AM »
I am getting tired of seeing that dude in the bikini. Her belly button isnt even proportionate to her body.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37873 on: June 14, 2011, 10:21:19 AM »


Your Message Here!
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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37874 on: June 14, 2011, 10:21:39 AM »


Your Message Here!
You can still call me 'Schmitty'

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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
Charles Manson

You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(