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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37875 on: June 14, 2011, 10:21:56 AM »


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37876 on: June 14, 2011, 10:22:11 AM »


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37877 on: June 14, 2011, 10:22:40 AM »
Her face is what creeps me out.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37878 on: June 14, 2011, 10:23:30 AM »


:P :-* :P :-* :P :-* :P :-* :P :-* :P :-* :P :-* :P :-* :P :-* :P :-* :P :-* :P :-* :P :-* :P :-* :P :-* :P :-* :P :-* :P :-*
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37879 on: June 14, 2011, 10:35:47 AM »
Just doing some reaserch ;)

The riff of "My Sharona" was written by the band's guitarist, Berton Averre, years before he joined The Knack. He had played it and a drum groove for Doug Fieger, the group's lead singer and rhythm guitarist, who loved it and promised to make it a song. However, Fieger, with no lyric ideas to add, was unsure what to do with it beyond that.
When Fieger, who was 25, met Sharona Alperin, who was 17 at the time, she inspired a two-month-long run of songwriting, as well as becoming Fieger's girlfriend for the next four years. "It was like getting hit in the head with a baseball bat; I fell in love with her instantly. And when that happened, it sparked something and I started writing a lot of songs feverishly in a short amount of time." Whenever Fieger thought about Alperin, he would think of Berton Averre's guitar riff, and the two worked out the structure and melody from there. Averre was originally averse to using Sharona's name in the song, but Fieger wanted it to be a direct expression of his feelings; Averre ultimately relented.
Sharona herself appears on the picture sleeve for the single, and became a major booster of the band bringing many girls to their early shows. Sharona Alperin is now a real estate agent in Los Angeles, California

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37880 on: June 14, 2011, 10:54:06 AM »
http://www.mysharona.com/

I'd hit that.  ;)


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37881 on: June 14, 2011, 11:58:37 AM »
Well, you can't because she's not your Sharona.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37882 on: June 14, 2011, 01:26:05 PM »
Can I rent a Sharona, if only for a wee bit?  ;)

I don't want to buy it
I just want to rent it for a minute or two

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37883 on: June 14, 2011, 03:03:14 PM »
her mouth looks like this...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37884 on: June 14, 2011, 04:23:26 PM »
WOAH!!!!!....sh!t.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37885 on: June 14, 2011, 07:26:14 PM »


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Nice. Well at least she has a vagina right?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37886 on: June 14, 2011, 07:28:21 PM »
Ahhhh, Kit. This is one for This Day in Shamelessness for next year.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37887 on: June 14, 2011, 08:45:46 PM »
Glad to be of service. :D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37888 on: June 15, 2011, 12:38:32 AM »







Oh jeez who brought these guys up.  They sucked when they came out and I couldn't stand listening to them.  NOTHING original about this band, a total ripoff of the Beatles, Kinks, etc.  Parts of that video are a straight ripoff of a Beatles scene from the movie Help.   They were a total PR marketing gimmick.  Did I mention that they SUCK big time. :P
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37889 on: June 15, 2011, 08:25:17 AM »
Hey, it got them laid and paid for the beer, drugs and the penicillan shots for s while- what more more could you ask for out of a bar band?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37890 on: June 15, 2011, 10:38:40 AM »
Hey, it got them laid and paid for the beer, drugs and the penicillan shots for s while- what more more could you ask for out of a bar band?


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37891 on: June 15, 2011, 10:49:39 AM »
I hear nothing.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37892 on: June 15, 2011, 10:52:07 AM »
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2011/06/sexual_harassment_aarons_rents_ashley_alford_richard_moore.php

A lot in this story does not pass the smell test, methinks chicky was holding out for lawsuit and filed where she knew she would hit paydirt.
 
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2011/06/ashley_alford_talks_aarons_sexual_harassment.php

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37893 on: June 15, 2011, 11:26:22 AM »
I hear nothing.

Do I need to turn it up for ya?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37894 on: June 15, 2011, 11:36:33 AM »
I hear nothing.

Do I need to turn it up for ya?

You NEED to get get me a #$%*ing cup of coffee.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37895 on: June 15, 2011, 11:41:40 AM »
I hear nothing.

Do I need to turn it up for ya?

You NEED to get get me a #$%*ing cup of coffee.

I'm helping you out here, too much coffee can be bad for ya. How about a nice cup of tea?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37896 on: June 15, 2011, 12:19:36 PM »
considering how much coffee he drinks, it's highly unlikely he'll get kidney stones, anyway...

Rock on, renal calculi!!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37897 on: June 15, 2011, 12:38:42 PM »
Hey, it got them laid and paid for the beer, drugs and the penicillan shots for s while- what more more could you ask for out of a bar band?


Sure maybe it got them laid.  Who cares, did it get YOU laid like puttin' on some Barry White or Marvin Gaye? ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37898 on: June 15, 2011, 12:41:32 PM »
Yes, with the girl named Sharona that I rented for a minute or two.  ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37899 on: June 15, 2011, 12:49:13 PM »
Yes, with the girl named Sharona that I rented for a minute or two.  ;)

Only a minute or two.....hope you gotten better since then. ;)