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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37900 on: June 15, 2011, 12:53:16 PM »
Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on June 15, 2011, 10:52:07 AM
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2011/06/sexual_harassment_aarons_rents_ashley_alford_richard_moore.php

A lot in this story does not pass the smell test, methinks chicky was holding out for lawsuit and filed where she knew she would hit paydirt.
 
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2011/06/ashley_alford_talks_aarons_sexual_harassment.php

I was waiting for her eyes to bug out into dollar signs and couldn't help but notice the big grin on her face she was fighting off.

$95,000,000!?  :o :o

I wonder if she's available?  ??? ???
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37901 on: June 15, 2011, 12:56:14 PM »
I'm good for at least an hour  ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37902 on: June 15, 2011, 01:02:19 PM »
Quote from: Ready Steady Brown Bomber on June 15, 2011, 12:56:14 PM
I'm good for at least an hour  ;)


For some reason I find morning wood lasts longer. :)  But an hour....I dunno.....I think it would just get numb.  15 minutes is plenty for me. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37903 on: June 15, 2011, 01:07:11 PM »
Depends on how much beer I've drank! ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37904 on: June 15, 2011, 01:12:49 PM »
Quote from: srust58 on June 15, 2011, 01:02:19 PM
Quote from: Ready Steady Brown Bomber on June 15, 2011, 12:56:14 PM
I'm good for at least an hour  ;)


For some reason I find morning wood lasts longer. :)  But an hour....I dunno.....I think I would just get numb.  !5 minutes is plenty for me. ;D ;D ;D


Morning wood? Is that anything like Ed Wood??

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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37905 on: June 15, 2011, 01:23:40 PM »
No, another bar band.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37906 on: June 15, 2011, 01:56:46 PM »
Quote from: Industrial Kit on June 14, 2011, 03:03:14 PM
her mouth looks like this...

I'm sorta okay with that as long as her vag doesn't look like that.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37907 on: June 15, 2011, 02:26:53 PM »
 In one instance, Moore is actually accused of taking his penis out of his pants and striking Alford in the head with it.


damn..now thats my kinda sexual harassment... that guy doesn't #$%* around ..  or ... well i guess he does 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37908 on: June 15, 2011, 02:44:08 PM »
Good for him.  Not for doing that, but for having enough schlong to be able to.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37909 on: June 15, 2011, 03:16:46 PM »
No moar Yanky my wanky, the donger need FOOD!!!  :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37910 on: June 15, 2011, 03:34:58 PM »
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37911 on: June 15, 2011, 04:20:32 PM »
Quote from: 333 on June 15, 2011, 01:56:46 PM
Quote from: Industrial Kit on June 14, 2011, 03:03:14 PM
her mouth looks like this...

I'm sorta okay with that as long as her vag doesn't look like that.

WOW, a walking head job...... :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37912 on: June 15, 2011, 05:44:06 PM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on June 15, 2011, 01:12:49 PM
Quote from: srust58 on June 15, 2011, 01:02:19 PM
Quote from: Ready Steady Brown Bomber on June 15, 2011, 12:56:14 PM
I'm good for at least an hour  ;)


For some reason I find morning wood lasts longer. :)  But an hour....I dunno.....I think I would just get numb.  !5 minutes is plenty for me. ;D ;D ;D


Morning wood? Is that anything like Ed Wood??


Speaking of famous Wood, did you see Hef's young wife-to-be bailed out on him.  I suspect the whole thing with the young gals is more PR than anything else but good for Hef if he can wheez his way through it but ....the poor girl....jeez. ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37913 on: June 15, 2011, 07:44:59 PM »
you see, she freakin' wins either way because if his only defense is that he has micropenis and there would be no face-beating going on, do you think he'd really announce that to the court?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37914 on: June 15, 2011, 10:27:38 PM »
Fricken idiots riot after the stanley cup hockey game in Vancouver tonight ::)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37915 on: June 15, 2011, 10:46:22 PM »
sounds like a heck of a wednesday night. ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37916 on: June 16, 2011, 12:57:47 AM »
Quote from: seaweb11 on June 15, 2011, 10:27:38 PM
Fricken idiots riot after the stanley cup hockey game in Vancouver tonight ::)

Nice. I saw fire and crowds and thought  MAV's.  Dallas Police have become really good at crowd control for OU-UT games, but then you see things like  that sportbike shutdown of the hiway and wonder WTF.

Nice to have power back on in Norman today..
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37917 on: June 16, 2011, 04:26:12 AM »
Quote from: tree fiddy of industry on June 16, 2011, 12:57:47 AM
Nice to have power back on in Norman today..


Yes...Norman is glad to be in power again....
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37918 on: June 16, 2011, 05:04:10 AM »
Quote from: seaweb11 on June 15, 2011, 10:27:38 PM
Fricken idiots riot after the stanley cup hockey game in Vancouver tonight ::)

Anybody remembers USA hockey team in Nagano, LOL?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37919 on: June 16, 2011, 05:23:49 AM »
I never thought I'd be one to pee in a mouth until I went to a new bar last night.



Also, when I got home there was a van parked in the street in front of my house and some guy was going through my recycling. I parked in front of my house and asked what the hell they were doing and they took off. If they would have said they were getting my cans to make money I would have said go right ahead. I do like the fact that my neighbor across the street was stepping outside to see what they were doing.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37920 on: June 16, 2011, 07:30:15 AM »
Quote from: Industrial Kit on June 15, 2011, 07:44:59 PM
you see, she freakin' wins either way because if his only defense is that he has micropenis and there would be no face-beating going on, do you think he'd really announce that to the court?

Tha terrarists truly do win.  ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37921 on: June 16, 2011, 07:32:47 AM »
Quote from: seaweb11 on June 15, 2011, 10:27:38 PM
Fricken idiots riot after the stanley cup hockey game in Vancouver tonight ::)

You Hongcouverites have it all wrong, you are only allowed to rape, pillage and riot only if you WIN THE DAMN CUP.

Jeez.  ::)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37922 on: June 16, 2011, 08:33:37 AM »
And, can I say karma is paying out for stealing gold from us at the Olympics?
Even though I loathe everything Boston?  :D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37923 on: June 16, 2011, 08:50:59 AM »
Quote from: Radam on June 16, 2011, 05:23:49 AM
Also, when I got home there was a van parked in the street in front of my house and some guy was going through my recycling.

Are you sure they weren't CIA operatives?  ;D ;D ;D
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37924 on: June 16, 2011, 09:09:44 AM »
No, CIA only goes through your trash with black helicopters, not pervy vans.
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