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Offline Frankencake

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37925 on: June 16, 2011, 10:27:56 AM »
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Also, when I got home there was a van parked in the street in front of my house and some guy was going through my recycling.

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If I came home to that, oh my, bullets would fly and bodies would drop.  Well ok, maybe in my mind, but I'd be #$%*ing locked and loaded and they wouldn't leave without an explanation or a flat tire.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37926 on: June 16, 2011, 10:42:26 AM »
It was probably those coupon people who need hundreds of coupons to get a free cart full of tooth paste. I've heard they actually go out at night on garbage days and scavenge ::)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37927 on: June 16, 2011, 11:07:30 AM »
I must have really scared them because they took off and left the bag they were putting the cans in. Once I put my trash/recycle out by the street I don't really care what someone does to it as long as they don't make a mess that I have to clean up. I'm not making any money off those cans.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37928 on: June 16, 2011, 11:15:29 AM »
I caught the wife watching the latest "reality" show, about coupon'ers.  It's actually worse than Seaweb says. These people are nuts. There was one couple who had 9 F'n carts of stuff, cost them under $10.00. The show followed them home, where the 2 car garage was stuffed full of crap they got with coupons, which included 4 YEARS of toilet paper and literally a lifetime of deodorant.  Neatly stacked, but nobody needs a years worth of anything unless it's one container of stuff
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37929 on: June 16, 2011, 11:43:11 AM »
Quote from: 333 on June 16, 2011, 11:15:29 AM
..... but nobody needs a years worth of anything unless it's one container of stuff

t.p. at Costmo... that's the only size they sell.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37930 on: June 16, 2011, 12:03:49 PM »
Yep, I could see a year's supply of TP coming in handy- that and double stuff oreos.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37931 on: June 16, 2011, 12:19:58 PM »


And beef jerky.... :)
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37932 on: June 16, 2011, 12:45:07 PM »
Slim Jims- OOOHHHHHHHH YEAHH!!!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37933 on: June 16, 2011, 03:39:06 PM »
Quote from: seaweb11 on June 15, 2011, 10:27:38 PM
Fricken idiots riot after the stanley cup hockey game in Vancouver tonight ::)

Well, you Canadians sure know how to "riot".

Riot or just a little "grab ass session"?  You decide. ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37934 on: June 16, 2011, 03:48:06 PM »


Hot damn! Make love not war!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37935 on: June 16, 2011, 06:59:17 PM »
The New Phone Books Are Here!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37936 on: June 16, 2011, 07:59:22 PM »
WHERE...?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37937 on: June 16, 2011, 08:39:04 PM »
Up here in the VER-mont wilderness, we don't get things like comedy central; and by we, I mean myself.  I did just watch the Drawn Together movie.  Holy crap!  That was some funny #$%*!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37938 on: June 17, 2011, 02:38:01 AM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37939 on: June 17, 2011, 05:17:44 AM »
Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on June 16, 2011, 08:39:04 PM
Up here in the VER-mont wilderness, we don't get things like comedy central; and by we, I mean myself.  I did just watch the Drawn Together movie.  Holy crap!  That was some funny #$%*!

That show was pretty funny, shame they canceled it on season two.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37940 on: June 17, 2011, 10:54:41 AM »
Quote from: Retro Rocket on June 16, 2011, 07:59:22 PM
WHERE...?

Weren't you listening? I said  Here!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37941 on: June 17, 2011, 11:02:54 AM »
I can't get rid (recycle) of my old phone books without putting them in a landfill. Meh.  >:(

Reminds me of the compact fluorescent light bulbs all these idiots say you should buy- what the hell are you supposed to do with them- can't recycle them can't throw them away because of mercury inside. Aaaahhh!!!  >:(

Rant over, sun has come out.  :)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37942 on: June 17, 2011, 11:53:57 AM »
Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on June 17, 2011, 11:02:54 AM
I can't get rid (recycle) of my old phone books without putting them in a landfill. Meh.  >:(

Reminds me of the compact fluorescent light bulbs all these idiots say you should buy- what the hell are you supposed to do with them- can't recycle them can't throw them away because of mercury inside. Aaaahhh!!!  >:(

Rant over, sun has come out.  :)


I just dump all of mine in the local forest preserve. Or if I'm in a real hurry, I just open the window of my van and throw them out going down the highway....

...Oh, and I also pour all my used oil and household chemicals into the storm drains.  ;)
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37943 on: June 17, 2011, 12:16:49 PM »
I snap baby kittehs necks when no one is watching and put them in teh garbage disposal.  :)

Is I a bad person?  :D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37944 on: June 17, 2011, 12:25:07 PM »
Zip the phone book's spine off with a band saw, set it on top of your car and drive away.  Instant macro confetti.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37945 on: June 17, 2011, 12:36:13 PM »
Just a funny read that most of you will laugh at. http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-mind-of-man-what-hes-thinking-during-sex-an-internal-monologue/?eref=RSS&obref=obinsite

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37946 on: June 17, 2011, 01:17:53 PM »
Quote from: 333 on June 16, 2011, 06:59:17 PM
The New Phone Books Are Here!!!

I"M SOMEBODY!


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37947 on: June 17, 2011, 01:25:19 PM »
Good, get over here and take all my old books off my hands responsibly, they are taking up room in my dojo.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37948 on: June 17, 2011, 02:45:53 PM »
Ding ding ding! We have a winner.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #37949 on: June 17, 2011, 03:21:35 PM »
Quote from: 333 on June 17, 2011, 10:54:41 AM
Quote from: Retro Rocket on June 16, 2011, 07:59:22 PM
WHERE...?

Weren't you listening? I said  Here!

Thanks for clearing that up 333....... ;)
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