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Frankencake · « **Reply #38000 on:** June 20, 2011, 05:18:40 PM »

Good to hear your waking and just sore.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #38001 on:** June 20, 2011, 06:06:32 PM »

Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on June 20, 2011, 05:18:40 PM

Good to hear your wanking and just sore.

Fixed that for ya.....

Radam · « **Reply #38002 on:** June 20, 2011, 06:10:41 PM »

Glad you and the bike are gonna make it. It really does seem like a lot of people are going down this year. (get your mind outta the gutter)

Frankenkit · « **Reply #38003 on:** June 20, 2011, 06:19:42 PM »

Quote from: Retro Rocket on June 20, 2011, 06:06:32 PM

Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on June 20, 2011, 05:18:40 PM
Good to hear you're wanking and just sore.

Fixed that for ya.....

Fixed that for you, too.

Frankencake · « **Reply #38004 on:** June 20, 2011, 07:08:00 PM »

Quote from: Industrial Kit on June 20, 2011, 06:19:42 PM

Quote from: Retro Rocket on June 20, 2011, 06:06:32 PM
Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on June 20, 2011, 05:18:40 PM
Good to hear you're wanker is sore sore.

Fixed that for ya.....
Fixed that for you, too.

Totally broke that #$%* for everyone.

burmashave · « **Reply #38005 on:** June 20, 2011, 07:37:33 PM »

Thanks for keeping your injuries to a minimum, Spikey. It wouldn't have gone well with the review board, you know, not having filled out the correct forms and all.

I'm feeling pretty safe myself. My bike's not running. Mostly, it torments me.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38006 on:** June 20, 2011, 07:52:23 PM »

................i really gotta make some copies of those forms

Frankenkit · « **Reply #38007 on:** June 20, 2011, 08:41:34 PM »

They were paperclipped to this memo...

TrueSpin · « **Reply #38008 on:** June 20, 2011, 08:48:20 PM »

Quote from: Industrial Kit on June 20, 2011, 08:41:34 PM

They were paperclipped to this memo...

You said poop.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38009 on:** June 20, 2011, 11:47:58 PM »

faux fiddy · « **Reply #38010 on:** June 21, 2011, 04:49:58 AM »

Quote from: Industrial Kit on June 20, 2011, 08:41:34 PM

They were paperclipped to this memo...

Mem0:

To : Industrial Kit

From B.I.G.S.H.I.T.

Dear Mr/Ms Kit:

I am afraid we need to Discuss your most recent UA. You know this is a matter that we have discussed before.

It appears that , once again your UA has come up clean, a negative, for all commonly used/abused substances.

I am afraid we will have to let you go. Good luck in ALL your future endEavors.

Sincerely~

B.I.G.S.H.I.T.

burmashave · « **Reply #38011 on:** June 21, 2011, 07:34:47 AM »

I dunno exactly why, but this reminds me of a prob we had while I was doing some consulting work for the gov'ment. One of the managers would listen to his messages on speaker phone AT MAXIMUM VOLUME, AND YES I AM SHOUTING. Anyhoo, we grew tired of his antics and came up with a solution. One morning, we left a message on his voicemail from Dr. Simmons of Malden Urology Associates with the message that his tests had come back positive and that he should schedule a visit.

Never again did he listen to his messages on speaker.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38012 on:** June 21, 2011, 07:55:34 AM »

That is awesome.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38013 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:46:21 PM »

Happy summer solstice fellow northern hemispherians.

And to you people on the wrong side of the world, happy winter solstice.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38014 on:** June 21, 2011, 02:19:15 PM »

You see, I cannot separate myself from my work. I try, but it's impossible. If you say you like me, I #$%*ing love you. I want to drop to my knees and gargle your genitals until they're gold-dusted milk duds (I have no idea what that means). But if you even remotely suggest you dislike something about me, I want you, your parents, your children and your pets to die a miserable, slow, painful, sexually-humiliating death.
-Kurt Sutter

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #38015 on:** June 21, 2011, 06:54:52 PM »

Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on June 21, 2011, 01:46:21 PM

Happy summer solstice fellow northern hemispherians.

And to you people on the wrong side of the world, happy winter solstice.

How thoughtful Dukie........I'll have to second that

four_shot · « **Reply #38016 on:** June 21, 2011, 08:26:18 PM »

Quote from: 333 on June 20, 2011, 05:18:18 PM

And you clearly didn't have permission to do this, Manny. To schedule a mishap, you must submit a MRF(Mishap Requisition Form) at least 30 days before the scheduled mishap date. The form must be in triplicate, and signed by at least 2(two) veteran members from the SSDB(no stinkin' interns will do!)

Other restrictions may apply. Professional driver on closed course. Unlicensed drivers only.

We won't mention the failure to submit a 'catastrophic failure' form for his truck. I recieved lots of S.H.I.T. from the boss over that one.

Raef · « **Reply #38017 on:** June 21, 2011, 08:35:29 PM »

Dam scrap prices are as high as gasoline. Cleaning up around the bodyshop, I hauled off most of a 74 XJS body and some rusty discarded body panels and netted 250 bucks for 2800 lb's

I remember when we got 40 bucks for a complete car

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38018 on:** June 21, 2011, 09:05:03 PM »

not my normal listen material but .... this chics voice is so intoxicating ... i'm really really diggin it

Florence + The Machine - Dog Days Are Over (2010 Version)

try to ignore the almost lady gaga like video

Frankencake · « **Reply #38019 on:** June 21, 2011, 09:11:23 PM »

Check out Regina Spector. She has a very similar voice.

mark · « **Reply #38020 on:** June 22, 2011, 12:09:23 AM »

Quote from: raef on June 21, 2011, 08:35:29 PM

Dam scrap prices are as high as gasoline. Cleaning up around the bodyshop, I hauled off most of a 74 XJS body and some rusty discarded body panels and netted 250 bucks for 2800 lb's

I remember when we got 40 bucks for a complete car

I remember getting $75 for a Nova with some junk in it.

I also remember $5 for a damn Cadillac years later. some days it just don't pay to get out of bed.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38021 on:** June 22, 2011, 07:56:41 AM »

That must have been one ratty Caddy.

Radam · « **Reply #38022 on:** June 22, 2011, 09:32:00 AM »

Lucero Bikeriders

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38023 on:** June 22, 2011, 02:12:25 PM »

mecca-lecca-hi .... mecca -hinney -ho

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38024 on:** June 22, 2011, 02:22:39 PM »

Damn skimmy- What do you wish for Pee Wee?

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