Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3095672 times)

JosepyK · « **Reply #38075 on:** June 24, 2011, 09:01:45 AM »

there comes a point where you have to do something to keep it interesting, sorry cupcake you just don't do it for me anymore. that and getting the post count up.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38076 on:** June 24, 2011, 09:59:36 AM »

Wabbo wubbo.

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faux fiddy · « **Reply #38077 on:** June 24, 2011, 10:28:50 AM »

Quote from: Inkscars on June 23, 2011, 06:24:22 AM

He ain't got no job...Don't do #$%*.

He had a good job with us but he had a big problem with the monthly UA's.

After comming up clean four months in a row we had to let him go...

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38078 on:** June 24, 2011, 10:44:53 AM »

lube is for the weak of heart ... i have a custom mix of hooker blood samples and hot sauce

Radam · « **Reply #38079 on:** June 24, 2011, 11:11:34 AM »

Don't worry, the hot sauce kills the HIV.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38080 on:** June 24, 2011, 11:44:50 AM »

Poop is a lube.

motocyconomad · « **Reply #38081 on:** June 24, 2011, 12:08:08 PM »

I roll around in

Frankencake · « **Reply #38082 on:** June 24, 2011, 12:31:40 PM »

Quote from: Spikeybike on June 24, 2011, 10:44:53 AM

lube is for the weak of heart ... i have a custom mix of hooker blood samples and hot sauce

This day in shameless history.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38083 on:** June 24, 2011, 12:33:35 PM »

That's today Mr. Potatoe head, it does not get entered into SSBD history until tomorrow comes.

Frankencake · « **Reply #38084 on:** June 24, 2011, 01:52:28 PM »

Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on June 24, 2011, 12:33:35 PM

That's today Mr. Potatoe head, it does not get entered into SSBD history until tomorrow comes.

Duh! I'm going to quote my post in a year.

burmashave · « **Reply #38085 on:** June 24, 2011, 02:48:41 PM »

It was a good thing that guy only took a leak in the reservoir. If he'd dropped a deuce, the city would have drained the 8.4 million gallons of water and then scrubbed the entire reservoir by hand. Somewhere at the bottom of the reservoir, Bill Murray would have found a tasty "Baby Ruth" bar. I believe we have footage of that event:

It's no big deal - Caddyshack (1980)

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38086 on:** June 24, 2011, 02:55:43 PM »

They would have probably charged him as a terrahrist for trying to poison the water supply with E Coli.

Waterboarded him with his own poopwater.

TrueSpin · « **Reply #38087 on:** June 24, 2011, 04:35:54 PM »

Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on June 24, 2011, 08:52:06 AM

Truespin: Don't be a fool and start acting like an idiot during your internship here or you'll be assigned to Spikeybike as your handler. He's not as nice as the rest of us and he doesn't use lube.

Do I get to pick my handler otherwise?

Yeesh, I didn't realize the SSDB was so... serious.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #38088 on:** June 24, 2011, 04:43:27 PM »

I spent all day putting barium up people's butts.
To clarify:

+

oh and google images for 'defecography'

Oh, yeah, and 'Poop'.

Thank god for alcohol and the weekend.

weekend_junkie · « **Reply #38089 on:** June 24, 2011, 05:26:04 PM »

Quote from: Industrial Kit on June 23, 2011, 08:00:02 PM

while you CAN tuck dollar bills into 'commando' it's just not hygienic. Think of your poor retail people. Have mercy on them.

What's your point? Do you think all retail workers put dollar bills in their mouths?

burmashave · « **Reply #38090 on:** June 24, 2011, 05:42:41 PM »

Kit, that wouldn't be so weird except that today was your day off.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #38091 on:** June 24, 2011, 05:56:30 PM »

Quote from: weekend_junkie on June 24, 2011, 05:26:04 PM

Quote from: Industrial Kit on June 23, 2011, 08:00:02 PM
while you CAN tuck dollar bills into 'commando' it's just not hygienic. Think of your poor retail people. Have mercy on them.
What's your point? Do you think all retail workers put dollar bills in their mouths?

Quote from: burmashave on June 24, 2011, 05:42:41 PM

Kit, that wouldn't be so weird except that today was your day off.

lol, yeah.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38092 on:** June 24, 2011, 07:42:41 PM »

muhhahahahahaaaaaaaa

Frankencake · « **Reply #38093 on:** June 24, 2011, 09:11:24 PM »

Quote from: burmashave on June 24, 2011, 05:42:41 PM

Kit, that wouldn't be so weird except that today was your day off.

And she spent it at the homeless shelter.

Frankencake · « **Reply #38094 on:** June 24, 2011, 09:13:29 PM »

Quote from: TrueSpin on June 24, 2011, 04:35:54 PM

Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on June 24, 2011, 08:52:06 AM
Truespin: Don't be a fool and start acting like an idiot during your internship here or you'll be assigned to Spikeybike as your handler. He's not as nice as the rest of us and he doesn't use lube.

Do I get to pick my handler otherwise?

Hooker blood and hot sauce, dude, hooker blood and hot sauce.

Yeesh, I didn't realize the SSDB was so... serious.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38095 on:** June 25, 2011, 08:10:11 AM »

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38096 on:** June 25, 2011, 10:21:28 AM »

Quote from: Industrial Kit on June 24, 2011, 05:56:30 PM

Quote from: weekend_junkie on June 24, 2011, 05:26:04 PM
Quote from: Industrial Kit on June 23, 2011, 08:00:02 PM
while you CAN tuck dollar bills into 'commando' it's just not hygienic. Think of your poor retail people. Have mercy on them.
What's your point? Do you think all retail workers put dollar bills in their mouths?
Quote from: burmashave on June 24, 2011, 05:42:41 PM
Kit, that wouldn't be so weird except that today was your day off.

lol, yeah.

Hahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

motocyconomad · « **Reply #38097 on:** June 25, 2011, 11:54:23 AM »

whatsadayoff?

333 · « **Reply #38098 on:** June 25, 2011, 02:02:08 PM »

A day off is what I've had every day for almost 7 years.

Geez, I'm gone a few days and the place goes to poop. Oh, who am I kidding. It's always about poop. But greetings from beautiful downtown Mystic CT! I'm here for the annual Wooden Boat Show(another passion of mine). Braved the weather and the roads, and besides one traffic nightmare (tree 1, car 0), made it here just a little past schedule.

Regarding interns, I think it's Spikey's turn to have one of his very own. He needs to dust off the cattle prod and straighten this person out! Mine was the one that looks like he disappeared. I can't even remember his name.

Damfino · « **Reply #38099 on:** June 25, 2011, 02:16:28 PM »

1955 Chris Craft Cobra

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