Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3043301 times)

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #38100 on:** June 25, 2011, 05:02:30 PM »

Sweet Cobra!

weekend_junkie · « **Reply #38101 on:** June 25, 2011, 07:06:09 PM »

and speaking of poop, I have motorcycle chaps.

I'm going to the NYC gay pride parade with my lesbian cousin tomorrow and she told me I can come as long as I don't make fun and just don't wear assless chaps. I told her I actually have a pair, and then it dawned on me...

Are there any other types of chaps besides assless chaps? If they weren't assless, wouldn't they just be pants? Why do people have to be so discriminatory against chaps to point out that they are assless?

Oh, and I want that boat.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38102 on:** June 25, 2011, 07:14:06 PM »

whenever people say "assless" chaps it makes me wanna slap them in the back of the head , thats kindof a pet peev of mine. ... and i don't even wear them

burmashave · « **Reply #38103 on:** June 25, 2011, 08:30:57 PM »

It's alive

Bike's running again. After beating my head against the wall, it turned out to be the Dyna 2k controller. I would have gotten it fixed yesterday, but I was feeling rather sick, and I didn't want to say anything for fear I might get a barium enema.

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #38104 on:** June 25, 2011, 08:33:08 PM »

yippie aye oh kai eh!

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #38105 on:** June 25, 2011, 08:39:06 PM »

weekend_junkie · « **Reply #38106 on:** June 25, 2011, 08:55:58 PM »

I like where this is going. Hopefully I will be somebody's dare tomorrow, and she better look like that.

Grnrngr · « **Reply #38107 on:** June 25, 2011, 10:30:20 PM »

Those are definitely NOT assless chaps....and mine are fringed too...

333 · « **Reply #38108 on:** June 26, 2011, 06:11:54 AM »

Not to be difficult here, but wouldn't the request for you to "not wear assless chaps" be taken as wear the chaps and your ass better be there? Just sayin'.

And yeah, nice Cobra. There's a couple of them here. Not Cobra's specifically, but mahogany runabouts. This show's more about traditional sailing and/or rowing boats. And pirates.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38109 on:** June 26, 2011, 07:36:32 AM »

5 days till mikey throws his freedom away

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38110 on:** June 26, 2011, 07:44:49 AM »

Pirates!!!!!!! AAarrrrrrrghhhh!!!
I personally like my chapless chaps better

Damfino · « **Reply #38111 on:** June 26, 2011, 07:45:14 AM »

Quote from: Spikeybike on June 26, 2011, 07:36:32 AM

5 days till mikey throws his freedom away

acϟdc- '74 Jailbreak music video-uncensored (Bon Scott 1976 HQ) -ɔpϟɔɐ

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38112 on:** June 26, 2011, 09:44:37 AM »

His shirt magically buttons and unbuttons, he is a witch.

Biaaatch gave me the jack.

shes got the jack clevland ohio, 1979

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38113 on:** June 26, 2011, 05:35:06 PM »

was going through some old writings of mine today (old dreams of a kid being a song writer)
to get some perspective on life i guess, kindof a "can't know where your goin' till you know where you've been" type thing

when life gets me down , i like to think of times when life had me lower , and think " well i made it through that, this ain't that bad"

anyway, it's kindof a downer but i thought it was share worthy

Downtrodden
Uncomfortable
A day late and a dollar short
the bootstraps i've been pulling myself up by have become worn, torn, and tattered
the emptiness of living a life where nobody loves you, always catches up
i fill the void on the outside, but inside it grows too rapidly to contain
i fill faster
a shot ,a bike, a #$%*, a drink, a needle , a smoke more more more
ultimately empty
daddy kept his word for once
daddy really did break my head
my mind defeats me
i can shift it's gears, and keep it full of gas
but i have no idea how to change the oil or check the tires

weekend_junkie · « **Reply #38114 on:** June 26, 2011, 06:10:55 PM »

Quote from: 333 on June 26, 2011, 06:11:54 AM

Not to be difficult here, but wouldn't the request for you to "not wear assless chaps" be taken as wear the chaps and your ass better be there? Just sayin'.

That would be some pretty bad grammer. If you're implying my cousin, FIRST cousin to be specific, was suggesting that I wear the chaps but had better have my ass there, then it would read more like "not wear chaps assless". If you're going to do it, I say do it right.

Move aside, poop. This entire thread is now about assless chaps.

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #38115 on:** June 26, 2011, 06:34:25 PM »

Quote from: weekend_junkie on June 26, 2011, 06:10:55 PM

Move aside, poop. This entire thread is now about assless chaps.

OH Yeah!

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #38116 on:** June 26, 2011, 06:36:49 PM »

burmashave · « **Reply #38117 on:** June 26, 2011, 06:36:58 PM »

O.K., here's my theory. In truth all chaps are assless, but true chaps are also pant-less. Chaps are things that cover the fronts and are tied in back. This means that assless chaps aren't really chaps at all; they're assless pants.

So, are we talking chaps or assless pants?

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #38118 on:** June 26, 2011, 06:40:02 PM »

This is what I'm talkin bout

weekend_junkie · « **Reply #38119 on:** June 26, 2011, 06:47:02 PM »

Quote from: burmashave on June 26, 2011, 06:36:58 PM

O.K., here's my theory. In truth all chaps are assless, but true chaps are also pant-less. Chaps are things that cover the fronts and are tied in back. This means that assless chaps aren't really chaps at all; they're assless pants.

Not according to Webster

Quote from: Webster on December 31, 1969, 04:00:01 PM

chaps/CHaps/
Noun: Leather pants without a seat, worn by a cowboy over ordinary pants to protect the legs.

TrueSpin · « **Reply #38120 on:** June 26, 2011, 07:14:01 PM »

Do I win the game?

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38121 on:** June 26, 2011, 07:38:40 PM »

that all depends on whether or not you brought a shrubbery and 4 cups of joe , i'll take mine with a shot of hazelnut and extra cream and sugar , one's for you , and the other two are just to make it harder....

then you win ....wait till you see the trophy

TrueSpin · « **Reply #38122 on:** June 26, 2011, 07:59:28 PM »

Quote from: Spikeybike on June 26, 2011, 07:38:40 PM

that all depends on whether or not you brought a shrubbery and 4 cups of joe , i'll take mine with a shot of hazelnut and extra cream and sugar , one's for you , and the other two are just to make it harder....

then you win ....wait till you see the trophy

First off, yes of course a shrubbery.

However, unless you like your coffee a bit hairy, you won't be getting any cups of Joe, let alone with Hazel's nuts in them.

weekend_junkie · « **Reply #38123 on:** June 26, 2011, 08:46:27 PM »

Since you're an intern around here, I'll present that picture to the management and just take credit for it myself. Keep working.

mark · « **Reply #38124 on:** June 26, 2011, 09:06:43 PM »

Quote from: Ready Steady Brown Bomber on June 25, 2011, 08:33:08 PM

yippie aye oh. k-y, eh?

ftfy.

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