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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38175 on: June 28, 2011, 02:53:58 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38176 on: June 28, 2011, 05:35:11 PM »
Just so you all know, the have been thirty eight thousand-two hundred thirty-one posts to this thread.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38177 on: June 28, 2011, 05:42:14 PM »
Well, that and I won't have any friends, a job, or really anything to do aside from my househusbanding activities.  I need to learn how to make a bundt cake and find a bunch of really nice aprons.

It's not so bad.  I've been a house husband for 7 years now.  We can swap recipes.  Welcome back.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38178 on: June 29, 2011, 08:49:49 AM »
I told my old lady I could easily become a Mr. Mom if the need arised.
She said we couldn't afford to let me be Mr. Mom.  :'(

I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38179 on: June 29, 2011, 08:54:24 AM »
My wife asked me if I would mind being a stay at home dad because she'll most likely make way more money than me. I told her I was fine with that, and I couldn't get this song out of my head... Stay At Home Dad

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38180 on: June 29, 2011, 11:13:30 AM »
shaved my hair all off for "Locks for Love" its nice not to have all that mop on my head in this heat....till it gets long again. se la vi.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38181 on: June 29, 2011, 11:35:51 AM »
I did that last summer. I'm back to the jewfro now. I need to get some cornrows soon because it's f'n hot!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38182 on: June 29, 2011, 12:50:44 PM »
Jewfro to Cornrows ...now that is #$%*ing hot ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38183 on: June 29, 2011, 01:06:59 PM »
The funniest thing about my hair is that when it's long (tall, it doesn't lay down) and normal people come up and say, "hey dude, what's up?" When it's in cornrows a different crowd approaches me and say, "what up, dog?" The best part is when the thug style people start talking to me then they realize I'm not the thug type. I've had quite a few people tell me I'm not the type of person they thought I would be when they started talking to me, when I had braids.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38184 on: June 29, 2011, 01:09:50 PM »
woof, woof.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38185 on: June 29, 2011, 01:12:34 PM »



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Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38186 on: June 29, 2011, 01:19:45 PM »
ya people are strange, when your a stranger


It goes from "Hey Dude!" to "Excuse me sir."

also the suits at work and mom really get happy about it...

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38187 on: June 29, 2011, 01:42:36 PM »
Well, that and I won't have any friends, a job, or really anything to do aside from my househusbanding activities.  I need to learn how to make a bundt cake and find a bunch of really nice aprons.

It's not so bad.  I've been a house husband for 7 years now.  We can swap recipes.  Welcome back.

Yeah, but you get to build boats whenever you want, so you don't have it so bad.

The funny thing is I do almost all of the cooking right now anyway because I love to cook and because I'm better at it, so now I'll just get to make more elaborate things.   

Whatever happened to Goon?  He always posted what he was bringing for lunch and it always made me hungry. 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38188 on: June 29, 2011, 01:48:23 PM »
Quote from: Schmthaus
...Just put me in a wheelchair get me on a plane...

If they put you in a wheelchair and put you on a plane, those fun loving guys at the TSA will want to check your adult diaper.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38189 on: June 29, 2011, 01:52:22 PM »
The funniest thing about my hair is that when it's long (tall, it doesn't lay down) and normal people come up and say, "hey dude, what's up?" When it's in cornrows a different crowd approaches me and say, "what up, dog?" The best part is when the thug style people start talking to me then they realize I'm not the thug type. I've had quite a few people tell me I'm not the type of person they thought I would be when they started talking to me, when I had braids.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38190 on: June 29, 2011, 01:56:04 PM »
Preferrably video, you can caption damn near anything.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38191 on: June 29, 2011, 04:35:26 PM »
Your Message Here!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38192 on: June 29, 2011, 04:45:33 PM »

I'm buying this and going back to buy up all the sandcasts and parts....


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38193 on: June 29, 2011, 04:47:25 PM »


Hmmm...did they have the lottery in '69?  How about some IBM stocks?  ;D ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38194 on: June 29, 2011, 04:49:36 PM »


Hmmm...did they have the lottery in '69?  How about some IBM stocks?  ;D ;D

Its a time machine man, goes forward as well, just don't go too far as you might just end up at your own funeral.... :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38195 on: June 29, 2011, 04:53:52 PM »


Wow! Thanks for that Debbie Downer! :P :P
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38196 on: June 29, 2011, 05:40:17 PM »


Wow! Thanks for that Debbie Downer! :P :P

Don't worry, if you can get a few lotto results you can buy the fountain of youth.......
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38197 on: June 29, 2011, 06:06:51 PM »
Yeah, but you get to build boats whenever you want, so you don't have it so bad. 

I don't know about "whenever I want", but I did just get home from the Wooden Boat Show with an idea of what I'd like to build.  Google "Hickman Sea Sled 16".
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38198 on: June 30, 2011, 05:52:23 AM »
Here's one of the jewfro. I can't find a pic of me with braids. I guess I'll have to get it done soon.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38199 on: June 30, 2011, 06:33:14 AM »
Here's one of the jewfro. I can't find a pic of me with braids. I guess I'll have to get it done soon.


Holy crap!  I suppose you save tons of money on buying helmets.  ;D
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