Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3043717 times)

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38300 on:** July 07, 2011, 11:57:25 AM »

Quote from: Radam on July 07, 2011, 10:42:52 AM

What's a good way to tell your boss that you're sick of him being on the rag? He's a real conservative christian do gooder kind of guy. (gay)

Tell him that it will all be OK and that if he prays hard enough he can pray away teh ghey.

Radam · « **Reply #38301 on:** July 07, 2011, 12:11:07 PM »

He's homophobic, that's why I call him gay. I like to try to get him to ride two up with me to go get lunch. I've worked at this job for almost 5 years and he's never had a gf. I think he may be a virgin!

He gets weirded out if anyone talks about sex. Kinda makes me think of this. Monty Python The Meaning of Life - The Protestant View

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #38302 on:** July 07, 2011, 01:46:55 PM »

Tell him that Jesus was gay. Hanging around all of those dudes all the time....doing god knows what. Then tell him that 5 minutes with you and the jewfro that he will be using the lords name in vain.

I had a cupcake with my lunch today. It was sold as a "Mexican Chocolate with some heat"...it was just a frigging chocolate frosted, chocolate cupcake with one of those little red hot candies on the top. Worst $1.75 ever spent.

Worst $1.75 ever spent!!!

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38303 on:** July 07, 2011, 02:30:25 PM »

Fooled you into buying it though didn't they?

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #38304 on:** July 07, 2011, 04:52:14 PM »

Some mighty fine Headlines .....

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

I would like to see that..!!
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Really? Ya think??
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing, lazy sobs!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

A distinct possibility!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is...........

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

burmashave · « **Reply #38305 on:** July 07, 2011, 06:43:10 PM »

Quote from: Radam on July 07, 2011, 12:11:07 PM

He's homophobic, that's why I call him gay. I like to try to get him to ride two up with me to go get lunch. I've worked at this job for almost 5 years and he's never had a gf. I think he may be a virgin! He gets weirded out if anyone talks about sex. Kinda makes me think of this.

Can't argue with that logic. That is to say that he doesn't want to ride 2 up with you, and he may be a virgin. Yup, he must be a homophobe. There's no point in delving any deeper, at least there's no point in giving him the same lifestyle consideration you think he is denying others. Just for safe measure, he's prolly a racist, too, and mebbe you should tell him these things instead of telling us.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38306 on:** July 07, 2011, 07:43:54 PM »

holy crap , tracking down a birth certificate is #$%*in PAIN IN THE ASS ...JESUS FREAKIN CHRIST AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #38307 on:** July 07, 2011, 07:48:06 PM »

good luck. I can let you borrow mine if needed

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38308 on:** July 07, 2011, 08:43:40 PM »

I think he just is hoping for a cheap feel if he is a fan of Dorothy.

Riding two up, who is in the closet here?

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #38309 on:** July 07, 2011, 08:54:35 PM »

I think that 98.8% of the members on this forum are straight middle aged white men that are married with 1-3 kids.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38310 on:** July 07, 2011, 09:00:47 PM »

i think 46.5% of the members on this forum are getting head ....... right now

seanbarney41 · « **Reply #38311 on:** July 07, 2011, 09:14:20 PM »

Quote from: Spikeybike on July 07, 2011, 09:00:47 PM

i think 46.5% of the members on this forum are getting head ....... right now

so that makes you about 45% of this forum?

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #38312 on:** July 07, 2011, 09:19:15 PM »

"HEAD!"

Radam · « **Reply #38313 on:** July 08, 2011, 06:22:11 AM »

99.9% of this thread was thinking about poop and/or boobs before they were sidetracked with head.

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #38314 on:** July 08, 2011, 07:13:48 AM »

Word.
How about we start our own rally. "SOHC Head Rally Around the World". They passed a godzilla with a piston....well we here at the Dive Bar could....pretend like we got head and then post where we are, or where we got it.

Frankenstuff, Massachusetts - got head while riding his motorbike up Mt. Washington in New Hampshire.

see that I just covered 2 states.

Head on boys (and girl) head on

Radam · « **Reply #38315 on:** July 08, 2011, 08:25:06 AM »

Pics or it didn't happen.

motocyconomad · « **Reply #38316 on:** July 08, 2011, 08:31:16 AM »

burmashave · « **Reply #38317 on:** July 08, 2011, 08:34:53 AM »

I can confirm it. I was there.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38318 on:** July 08, 2011, 08:35:18 AM »

And for the ladies in the dive cunnilingus while driving counts twice.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38319 on:** July 08, 2011, 08:37:55 AM »

Quote from: Frankenstuff on July 07, 2011, 08:54:35 PM

I think that 98.8% of the members on this forum are straight middle aged white men that are married with 1-3 kids.

I prefer the 2.5 little human stats, but what do you do with that unnecessary 0.5 little human?
We do not harness the technology yet to make 1.0 little human from two 0.5's.

motocyconomad · « **Reply #38320 on:** July 08, 2011, 08:42:56 AM »

my freind thinks its funny to #$%* his pants in the line at a crowded taco bell and act like nothing happend

Radam · « **Reply #38321 on:** July 08, 2011, 08:52:07 AM »

I've always considered the .5 to be a pet.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38322 on:** July 08, 2011, 09:36:06 AM »

wisconsin loves red tape ... i've never had to jump through this many hoops just to get legal ... ridiculous

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38323 on:** July 08, 2011, 09:42:32 AM »

A former Cheecagoan complaining about any other state's buraucratic corruption or red tape insanity is crazy Spike, unless you are talking about Newyawk or Caleefornia.

I could not imagine any other places besides those being worse than Cheecago.

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #38324 on:** July 08, 2011, 09:54:08 AM »

Quote from: motocyconomad on July 08, 2011, 08:42:56 AM

my freind thinks its funny to #$%* his pants in the line at a crowded taco bell and act like nothing happend

Dont Sh!t where you eat my friends.

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