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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38375 on: July 12, 2011, 07:07:10 AM »
Not so fun being omnipotent, is it?

Now you have an idea of how I feel.  :'(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38376 on: July 12, 2011, 08:32:47 AM »
Not so fun being impotent, is it?

Now you have an idea of how I feel.  :'(

Fixed that for ya.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38377 on: July 12, 2011, 10:09:39 AM »
How do you know I am both at the same time??

Was it you that put the listening device in my teeth?!?!?

All along I thought it was the alien hybrids that did that...  ???
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38378 on: July 12, 2011, 12:03:15 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38379 on: July 12, 2011, 12:58:38 PM »
You got a probe too, huh?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38380 on: July 12, 2011, 02:13:38 PM »
Ha ha!!! I can see all the #$%*s, #$%*s and #$%*es everywhere now! Cock balls!

Thanks Spikey. I never would have known that all I had to do was change my settings.

this public service announcement was brought to you by  ....... #$%*
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38381 on: July 12, 2011, 03:40:58 PM »
and the letters F and U.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38382 on: July 12, 2011, 11:37:30 PM »
I'd give someone a pretty cool shrubbery, or some other interesting junk, if one would show up and find the #$%*ing paint gun that evaporated or something.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38383 on: July 12, 2011, 11:54:59 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38384 on: July 13, 2011, 06:52:46 AM »
I am ready too, where are my pasties and my bannana hammock?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38385 on: July 13, 2011, 07:58:10 AM »
Were they the Hello Kitty tassels, Dukie?


You left them at my place.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38386 on: July 13, 2011, 08:23:47 AM »
Were they the Hello Kitty tassels, Dukie?


You left them at my place.

It's everywhere! Makes me think of the Hello Kitty AR-15.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38387 on: July 13, 2011, 08:32:24 AM »
I will be by for my tassels, Papa gotta eat.

Ha Ha! Kramer got hitched!

Have a shotgun at yer back? Did you swap out with a pig like on the Simpsons?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38388 on: July 13, 2011, 02:05:12 PM »
Shotgun ?!?   Pshh ... please .. he was counting the days

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38389 on: July 13, 2011, 02:18:00 PM »
Kaaaaaaraaaaaaack!!!! (whip noise)  :D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38390 on: July 14, 2011, 06:45:32 AM »
It's a good think I haven't figured this out because the streets would be more colorful if I did. :D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38391 on: July 14, 2011, 07:22:37 AM »
I reached deep down in my pocket today and look what I found!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38392 on: July 14, 2011, 08:16:39 AM »
Nice one at the end by Mr. Dave Ruel
Salba doing push ups on the coping before he skates is always so #$%*in funny

i never seen that spray can invention nice idea

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38393 on: July 14, 2011, 08:20:53 AM »
I knew someone would upgrade the scooter chalk idea. Awesome.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38394 on: July 14, 2011, 08:25:59 AM »
Hey nomad, have you ever seen the taildevil thing that sparks? It's kind of a kiddy thing, but it's fun to put some lighter fluid on pool coping then do a nice 5 0 to light it up! Works on ledges too.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38395 on: July 14, 2011, 08:34:32 AM »
you thought meth was bad
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38396 on: July 14, 2011, 08:40:17 AM »
Jenkem. 'Nuff said.  ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38397 on: July 14, 2011, 09:29:08 AM »
I seen that its got like bits of magnesium in it, they make some trucks that spark too.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38398 on: July 14, 2011, 09:42:45 AM »
You ourt not talk to the boy like that... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38399 on: July 14, 2011, 10:01:21 AM »
I just held a sneeze and it made my eyes whistle..is that bad?