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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38400 on: July 14, 2011, 10:03:31 AM »
Better than farting while sneezing, or puking and #$%*ting at the same time.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38401 on: July 14, 2011, 10:19:17 AM »
I like to do the fake sneeze to cover the fart. It always cracks me up when the fart is louder than the sneeze. I also think it's funny to walk past someone (usually a chick) in a store and fart and look at them like they did it. Farts are funny.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38403 on: July 14, 2011, 12:04:28 PM »
Just try not to fart while she is down there.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38404 on: July 14, 2011, 12:04:52 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38405 on: July 14, 2011, 12:16:25 PM »
I just Googled "Jenkem"  now I wish I hadn't :o

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38406 on: July 14, 2011, 12:22:23 PM »
I need a hardcore drug that only gives me a 1-2 hour high and makes my skin fall off to the bone.

WTF do people think when they do this kind of #$%*?!?  :o

Meh, more animal than people people.  ::)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38407 on: July 14, 2011, 01:04:51 PM »
Has someone graduated?  Congrats JosepyK!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38408 on: July 14, 2011, 01:32:20 PM »
I'd say a piece of me died today, but some of the other forums I visit make jenkem seem a good idea. I'm a little happy this board has rules.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38409 on: July 14, 2011, 02:30:38 PM »
We don't need no stinking rules in this bar...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38410 on: July 14, 2011, 02:38:47 PM »
i say as a graduation present , we give you the next intern  .... but ya gotta come strong outta the gate... real strong  ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38411 on: July 14, 2011, 02:41:14 PM »
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It brings a tear to my eye to see you all growed up.  I also have to mention that not once did you bring any coffee to the bar.  I don't think you are ready......
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38412 on: July 14, 2011, 02:46:19 PM »
I just held a sneeze and it made my eyes whistle..is that bad?
In the upper outer corner of your eye is the lacrimal gland.  This is where tears are excreted.  In the lower inner corner of your eye is your lacrimal duct.  This is where tears are funneled out of your eye.  The duct goes directly into your sinuses.  Your sneeze just was redirected out through your lacrimal duct.  It is not bad.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38413 on: July 14, 2011, 03:25:55 PM »
i say as a graduation present , we give you the next intern  .... but ya gotta come strong outta the gate... real strong  ;)

Ohhhh, well NOW I get it. Hey i never got me an intern?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38414 on: July 14, 2011, 05:51:43 PM »
Ahhhh JosepyK, I remember the days when you were just an intern. Seems like it was just yesterday. I'll shed a tear while Frankenstuff whistles show tunes out his eyeball. Congratulations.

We all chipped in and got a bottle of Jenkem for you:



In the spirit of your non-intern status, we won't ask you to drink, snort or whatever else a person is supposed to do with it.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38415 on: July 15, 2011, 02:47:47 AM »
I like to do the fake sneeze to cover the fart. It always cracks me up when the fart is louder than the sneeze. I also think it's funny to walk past someone (usually a chick) in a store and fart and look at them like they did it. Farts are funny.

I went into the bathroom and sat on the toilet and hatched a big 'ol wretched  fart last night.

I guess that was better than if I had sat at the barstool and sh8 my britches thinking it was a fart comming out.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38416 on: July 15, 2011, 04:37:40 AM »
Here I sit all broken hearted.................came to #$%* and only farted.

Then one day, I took a chance, tried to fart and #$%* my pants.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38417 on: July 15, 2011, 05:25:26 AM »
JosepyK, you have to be like Kenny Powers to your intern!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38418 on: July 15, 2011, 05:29:02 AM »
Cuppy, do you hear something?  Sounds like an intern.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38419 on: July 15, 2011, 05:30:27 AM »
With bad taste in beer. ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38420 on: July 15, 2011, 05:32:46 AM »
Kenny Muuuuuther#$%*in' Powers- deal with it #$%*es.

Funny show, watched season one not too long ago. CLEGG!!!!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38421 on: July 15, 2011, 06:01:47 AM »
Cuooy, do you hear something?  Sounds like an intern.
Move your little finger just a bit to the right. 
Yes, an intern has entered the building and he is named after a #$%*ty beer.  Josepy has work to do;  ruthless, demeaning, and tortuous work to do.  If you need any pointers, please don't hesitate to ask. 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38422 on: July 15, 2011, 07:13:12 AM »
Worst thing about riding a motorcycle is not being able to hear and smell your farts. (well I do hear some of them) I even lift my butt up off the seat to fart? Whaaaaa?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38423 on: July 15, 2011, 07:16:49 AM »
Worst thing about riding a motorcycle is not being able to hear and smell your farts. (well I do hear some of them) I even lift my butt up off the seat to fart? Whaaaaa?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38424 on: July 15, 2011, 08:05:21 AM »
what tis a fart but the hollow cry of a lonesome turd.