Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[JosepyK]

Here I sit all broken hearted.................came to #$%* and only farted.

Then one day, I took a chance, tried to fart and #$%* my pants.

You wouldn't have that problem if you didn't ream yourself out every night. Now go get the damn coffee, and bring me a beer.

[mark]

that's tellin' him.

[Duke McDukiedook]

Yeah, give him what for, bully you.

[333]

Cuooy, do you hear something?  Sounds like an intern.

Move your little finger just a bit to the right.

Sorry.  I barely had any coffee in my blood stream at the time of posting.

[WhyNot2]

 

[JosepyK]

I'm not surprised that your most intelligent response, is a dumb look. I think that Hardley Driveable is shaking your brain loose.

[weekend_junkie]

I'm not surprised that your most intelligent response, is a dumb look. I think that Hardley Driveable is shaking your brain loose.

Hey, recent graduate: Anybody can throw a punch.  The trick to breaking a horse is knowing when to crack the whip as well as when to when to lovingly insist they get you coffee.  It lets them know you want them around.

[JosepyK]

I guess I learned from the wrong one. Just channeling my inner Cupcake. Funny you brought it up though, I was debating on just letting him loose after that one, to go bug the vets and get myself a laugh. Still think I will.

[333]

Think about that JosepyK.  Your status could be in jeopardy if an intern gets loose and gets creamed in the process.  His name may be Cupcake, but I've seen him kill a man for the wrong look.  And if someone dies on your watch, it could mean "intern" status for you for a very long time.  Don't let your new status go to your head.

[FrankenFrankenstuff]

Cupcake is the only guy on this forum that can kill a man...and know how to bring them back to life....if he wanted.

[Frankencake]

Here I sit all broken hearted.................came to #$%* and only farted.

Then one day, I took a chance, tried to fart and #$%* my pants.

You wouldn't have that problem if you didn't ream yourself out every night. Now go get the damn coffee, and bring me a beer.

Really?  You are attacking his possible anal fixation?  C'mon Joe. You can do a better than this low brow drivel.

I'm not surprised that your most intelligent response, is a dumb look. I think that Hardley Driveable is shaking your brain loose.

Once again, low brow.  As I said before, you are not ready, padawan.

I guess I learned from the wrong one. Just channeling my inner Cupcake. Funny you brought it up though, I was debating on just letting him loose after that one, to go bug the vets and get myself a laugh. Still think I will.

You have no inner cupcake nor could you ever achieve such a state.
   

Hey, recent graduate: Anybody can throw a punch.  The trick to breaking a horse is knowing when to crack the whip as well as when to when to lovingly insist they get you coffee.  It lets them know you want them around.

well put junkie.  This "graduate" is a bit of a loose cannon.  He'll start a flame war rather than haze an intern with his kind of banter.  He need to be back on coffee.

[weekend_junkie]

   

Hey, recent graduate: Anybody can throw a punch.  The trick to breaking a horse is knowing when to crack the whip as well as when to when to lovingly insist they get you coffee.  It lets them know you want them around.

well put junkie.  This "graduate" is a bit of a loose cannon.  He'll start a flame war rather than haze an intern with his kind of banter.  He need to be back on coffee.

I learned quickly, oh cantankerous one.

And another thing, this joey character doesn't even have the common courtesy to post a larger version of his avatar.  Some people/interns, you know?

[faux fiddy]

Here I sit all broken hearted.................came to #$%* and only farted.

Then one day, I took a chance, tried to fart and #$%* my pants.

You wouldn't have that problem if you didn't ream yourself out every night. Now go get the damn coffee, and bring me a beer.

Really?  You are attacking his possible anal fixation?  C'mon Joe. You can do a better than this low brow drivel.

I'm not surprised that your most intelligent response, is a dumb look. I think that Hardley Driveable is shaking your brain loose.

Once again, low brow.  As I said before, you are not ready, padawan.

I guess I learned from the wrong one. Just channeling my inner Cupcake. Funny you brought it up though, I was debating on just letting him loose after that one, to go bug the vets and get myself a laugh. Still think I will.

You have no inner cupcake nor could you ever achieve such a state.
   

Hey, recent graduate: Anybody can throw a punch.  The trick to breaking a horse is knowing when to crack the whip as well as when to when to lovingly insist they get you coffee.  It lets them know you want them around.

well put junkie.  This "graduate" is a bit of a loose cannon.  He'll start a flame war rather than haze an intern with his kind of banter.  He need to be back on coffee.

Not to threadjack, but how's the little lady and the battle over the 550?

A friend has asked me for advice on appeasing a female and I told him I know a way to make her nice for a week for a measley $5 bucks. I almost used the word appease, but keep her happy for a week is a more realistic statement.

[Frankencake]

I got a vasectomy and I do a lot of dishes.  She sold the 550 for $200 to one of her ex-boyfriends after I put in a new head gasket.

Actually, it still sits in the garage.  She sold her other one.  I've lost interest in it.  Losing interest in her...... 

[motocyconomad]

I've created an alter ego profile for face#$%* of a young twisted goth chick that is super sick. Real life is so dull. Its gonna be pretty funny messing everyone up with the wierdo comments ...I wonder how long I can make it last before its discoverd that I am me. Girls get envy, or wigged out   ....this #$%*s pretty funny I think everyone should have a pretend face#$%* persona
Poeple take things so serious they never discover everything is a joke.

[burmashave]

...Not to threadjack, but how's the little lady and the battle over the 550....

Thread jack in the Dive Bar? I don't see any thread at all.

Apocalypse Now: Brando to Sheen - 'Are my methods unsound?'

[Spikeybike]

So the first thong the guy asks is " how hard is it gonna be to remove all the leopard print, I'm really that mechanically inclined ".

Really?

[Retro Rocket]

I see, you got the leopard print of a robot leopard. I can now see why he need to be more mechanically inclined.....

[333]

So the first thong the guy asks is " how hard is it gonna be to remove all the leopard print, I'm really that mechanically inclined ".

Really?

I'm hoping that was still in time for you to say "no sale".

[Spikeybike]

every era must come to an end .. although i am saddened that in the end she was sold to a douche ... i take comfort in the fact that he won't be riding it in it's full glory , merely as an imitation..    he also said , "everything thats fabric will be flat grey"        ..... good , if it's not mine , i'm glad it'll look like #$%*

  in the end, i'm glad to turn the page.. i loved that bike .. but i must admit, it had become kindof a thorn in my side the past few years   
                ...and now it's some douche bag in shorts and sandles's turn to take on that headache



     So don't cry for me boy's ... i'm cool ..
                   like i said on facebook.... somber and humble

     now raise your glasses, and drink to the Phoenix . and prey that she leaves this world as she entered ... in a big ball of fire ..cheers

From the Ashes

   Ry posing one last time

[burmashave]

Awesome video. Awesome bike. I didn't know, or had forgotten, that she was destroyed in a fire.

I'd lift a virtual glass, but I don't believe in virtual alcohol. Good on ya, Spikey, for a bike well built.

[Grnrngr]

It's a sweet bike, too bad some folks got no appreciation for art.  Even without the print tho...it's not gonna look like $^&%...cool permeates all the way through.

[333]

Let's see.  I want to buy a motorcycle that has been celebrated on TV and in magazines, and strip it.


I'm also looking at getting a canvas or two.  Is the Mona Lisa available?


I really hope this guy comes in to this forum.  I, for one, will flame him out of here.

[Duke McDukiedook]

Farewell to the Lay-oh-pard 550, may she once again go up in smoke... 

[burmashave]

Spikey, as I looked at the picture again:

1) I didn't notice the spikey's on the fender. Nice touch.
B) You did lower the rear end, right? It looks way low. Or is it just the seat alone that gives that impression?