Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[Spikeybike]

random fact of the day

dont argue with baby momma ... you will never win ... it may lead to fist through drywall .. and in the end it will almost always cost you around 200 bucks ...always  ............. fact

so...i take it you're no longer free this weekend then...

nah brother i'm good, just had to take the runt clothes shopping before their trip .... witch i thought was better than not seeing him for two weeks.
      we can hang ... but i'm pretty tight on funds ..


  and let me say how much i hate the smoking ban .... IT"S A #$%*IN BAR !!!   it makes sense in a restaurant , but come on    ..i wonder if there was some E-cigarette  lobbyists behind that , cuz now Ecigs are for sale in all the bars

[Radam]

Come to AR and I'll take you to a place that's walking distance from my house, doesn't care what you smoke, and always has $1 domestic on tap and $2 Fat Tire pints! That's how I can afford going out. Oh yeah, the owner has a sportster and I swear to god if Moe (from the Simpsons) was a real person, he would look just like him.

[motocyconomad]

you can smoke down here

[Duke McDukiedook]

Rainy Day Women Spikey, Rainy Day Women...

[Spikeybike]

you hit the nail on the head my man ... she's tryin to get some o that bike money

[mark]

random fact of the day

dont argue with baby momma ... you will never win ... it may lead to fist through drywall .. and in the end it will almost always cost you around 200 bucks ...always  ............. fact

Dude.  I coulda prolly pulled that info outta "This day in shameless history", if I'da searched hard enough.  But here's some real important advice.  Never... no.  Always.... no, that ain't it either.


Oh yeah. Always know if the wall is drywall versus real plaster.  It means the difference between a hole in the wall , and a broken hand.

helps to know where the lumber in said wall is located - socking drywall with a 2X4 behind it can make for a broken hand.

[Duke McDukiedook]

Screw stud locaters, South side Chicago locating is the way!!!!! 

[Duke McDukiedook]

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/07/driver-rear-ended-by-motorcycle-discovers-dazed-biker-in-backseat-/1?csp=34news

Uuuuuuhhhhh, why didn't the cager immediately stop when he was hit?
Charges man, charges!!! Fleeing the scene!!!

[JosepyK]

I wonder if the van signaled, or just slammed on the brakes and started to turn?

[Retro Rocket]

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/07/driver-rear-ended-by-motorcycle-discovers-dazed-biker-in-backseat-/1?csp=34news

Uuuuuuhhhhh, why didn't the cager immediately stop when he was hit?
Charges man, charges!!! Fleeing the scene!!!

Everything's extreme, now we have extreme hitch hiking....

[the technological J]

I wonder if the van signaled, or just slammed on the brakes and started to turn?

i cant imagine someone slamming on his brakes right infront of his place almost... his road shouldnt have snuk up on him

[Greggo]

Meep.

[333]

random fact of the day

dont argue with baby momma ... you will never win ... it may lead to fist through drywall .. and in the end it will almost always cost you around 200 bucks ...always  ............. fact

Dude.  I coulda prolly pulled that info outta "This day in shameless history", if I'da searched hard enough.  But here's some real important advice.  Never... no.  Always.... no, that ain't it either.


Oh yeah. Always know if the wall is drywall versus real plaster.  It means the difference between a hole in the wall , and a broken hand.

helps to know where the lumber in said wall is located - socking drywall with a 2X4 behind it can make for a broken hand.

Yes, but mathematically speaking, there's only a 5% chance of hitting one.

[faux fiddy]

random fact of the day

dont argue with baby momma ... you will never win ... it may lead to fist through drywall .. and in the end it will almost always cost you around 200 bucks ...always  ............. fact

Dude.  I coulda prolly pulled that info outta "This day in shameless history", if I'da searched hard enough.  But here's some real important advice.  Never... no.  Always.... no, that ain't it either.


Oh yeah. Always know if the wall is drywall versus real plaster.  It means the difference between a hole in the wall , and a broken hand.

helps to know where the lumber in said wall is located - socking drywall with a 2X4 behind it can make for a broken hand.

Yes, but mathematically speaking, there's only a 5% chance of hitting one.

This percentage is based on what?  16 0r 24" centers?  I say break your hand, idiots who pounch my sheetrock!

I guess that involves some pride in hanging the sheetrock and /as making the studs invisible.....

Other than that (and I hate texture) let the texture tear up your knuckles!.

[333]

That's based on 16" centers, with no fire stops.

[Spikeybike]

i would think it would be higher than 5%     


got a call yesterday , that my mom had a stroke .. met up with my brother , drove to the hospital ... turns out it was just heat stroke and she's fine ,  they were holding her at the hospital for observations .. my brother starts #$%*ing at her (like for real) about telling the family the whole story ..."we all thought you had a god damn stroke!!!"          my mom sits up in the hospital bed ... raises one eyebrow just a little bit ...and says "....Phil!?  ....and then slaps him right in the face ....they both pause for a second .. then the whole room starts crackin up ... funniest #$%* i've seen in a long time ... then all the fam showed up and we all hung out all day ... 1st time in about 2 years we were all in the same room ... mom even made everyone turn their phones off
      it was a #$%*ty way to get everyone together ... but in the end it was nice 

[333]

Heat stroke is pretty serious as well.  Slap Phil for us.

[Duke McDukiedook]

Meep.

Meep meep?

[Brown Bomber]

Meep.

Meep meep?

You mean Manamanah?
Manamanah 1976

[Brown Bomber]

Fart Monkeys

[Duke McDukiedook]

Shart Monkeys

[Duke McDukiedook]

Carpe Blumpkins.

[burmashave]

you can smoke down here

Smoking in bars and incandescent light bulbs down in the Lone Star. I could move down there, but I'd miss the winters. I don't smoke anymore, but the anti-smoking thing has me insane. People wanna smoke let 'em smoke. People want to open an establishment that permits smoking, let 'em.

The funny thing up here in NYS is that smokes are sold tax free on Indian reservations. I think that puts them in the range of $4.50/pack, while they are about $12/pack in NYC. Anyone detect a major smuggling opportunity? Anyhoosie, the last time the Governor got serious about enforcing taxes on the reservations, the Native American leaders said, "O.K., but that means we'll have to charge tolls on all the highways that run through our reservations (which would shut the major ones right down)." So, thinks the governer, "I'll shut up."

[Duke McDukiedook]

Yeah, mixed emotions on the smoking ban here.
I don't really like the pointy heads telling people they can't smoke in bars but it is nice not getting all squitny-eyed after a few minutes of all the secondhand smoke hanging around while I try to enjoy a barley pop or two.
 

[weekend_junkie]

Anyhoosie, the last time the Governor got serious about enforcing taxes on the reservations, the Native American leaders said, "O.K., but that means we'll have to charge tolls on all the highways that run through our reservations (which would shut the major ones right down)." So, thinks the governer, "I'll shut up."

The NY Thruway would be the modern day "Trail of Tears" for travelers.

Then again, I bet that whole "Crying Indian" commercial was about lost revenue opportunities and not litter.