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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48425 on: March 21, 2014, 04:49:19 PM »
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48426 on: March 21, 2014, 05:49:45 PM »
And the most obvious yet..... POOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48427 on: March 21, 2014, 07:56:07 PM »
Whoooooo?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48428 on: March 22, 2014, 12:16:59 AM »
what could be a better souvenir of an exciting day at the zoo than a can of poo.



cheapskates can get freebies by making faces at the chimps for a while.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48429 on: March 23, 2014, 11:52:51 PM »
Holy #$%* I hate tile.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48430 on: March 24, 2014, 04:25:34 AM »
I love tile
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48431 on: March 24, 2014, 03:25:57 PM »
I'm ambivalent about tile.
Go metric, every inch of the way!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48432 on: March 24, 2014, 06:05:19 PM »
Tile for President......
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« Reply #48433 on: March 24, 2014, 10:24:42 PM »
Pseudo-random moments in Shameless history.........


Two guys are walking down the street and they see a dog licking himself. One guy says "Boy, I wish I could do that!" and the other guy asks "Don't you think you should pet him first?"

Wait.  What?    ???


Thursday.




Yellow.






Zebra.









Shamrock.



Speaking of shamrocks - I'm of Irish (and Scottish) descent, but am not Catholic (Protestant).  So, should I wear orange on March 17th?

Listen close to the lyrics.  Pretty amusing.
<a href="http://8zJ9Z0QWbTQ" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://8zJ9Z0QWbTQ</a>
(sorry, couldn't find the Irish Rovers version)

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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #48434 on: March 28, 2014, 09:06:43 AM »
Today in Shameless history.........


the toilet has been returned, you guys can all exhale now.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48435 on: March 28, 2014, 02:08:37 PM »
Anyone here up for a quick game of The Cones of Dunshire?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48436 on: March 28, 2014, 02:24:32 PM »
No, but with the appropriate players, I'd be up for a game of hide the pickle.


But then, who wouldn't?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48437 on: March 28, 2014, 02:34:36 PM »
Cones, Pickles??  Cant we just drink and shoot the #$%*e?!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48438 on: March 28, 2014, 02:36:49 PM »
How about playing Cones of Colorado, more fun but you tend to eat everything.... 8)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48439 on: March 28, 2014, 03:31:38 PM »
Ice cream cones of Colorado?  Yum.

Besides, "The Cones of Dunshire" sounds a bit D&Dish, and I make fun of those guys.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48440 on: March 28, 2014, 09:53:07 PM »
We got lots of cones down here in NC!!  They all moved down from up north and wont leave!
Ya can travel near or ya can travel far; but no matter where ya go thar ya are!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48441 on: March 29, 2014, 08:25:57 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gjsoSY18kg         this made me laugh a little more than i think it should have

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48442 on: March 29, 2014, 03:50:19 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gjsoSY18kg         this made me laugh a little more than i think it should have

Piss take... ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48443 on: April 01, 2014, 02:32:19 PM »
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!!!!

I cannot find any Pokemens on my phooooooone!!!!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48444 on: April 01, 2014, 02:37:29 PM »
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!!!!

I cannot find any Pokemens on my phooooooone!!!!!!

Thank fcuk for that..... :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48445 on: April 01, 2014, 02:51:16 PM »
No man, you don't understand.
I was supposed to CATCH THEM AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!  >:(

But my phone, which might as well be a flippy phone or two tin cans with waxed strings or that party phone they got on when they dialed BR-549 on Hee Haw can't find the pokemen because it is ancient and old!!!

I did find Picachu on my bosses phone though if you look for Tokyo Tower.
 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48446 on: April 01, 2014, 03:27:45 PM »
No man, you don't understand.
I was supposed to CATCH THEM AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!  >:(

But my phone, which might as well be a flippy phone or two tin cans with waxed strings or that party phone they got on when they dialed BR-549 on Hee Haw can't find the pokemen because it is ancient and old!!!

I did find Picachu on my bosses phone though if you look for Tokyo Tower.

If you take enough drugs and look hard enough you may even find the meaning of life.... ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48447 on: April 01, 2014, 05:46:17 PM »
What is the meaning of life??
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48448 on: April 01, 2014, 06:42:09 PM »
Drugs and google pokeman in that order.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48449 on: April 01, 2014, 07:26:46 PM »
Drugs and google pokeman in that order.


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