Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3031757 times)

sandcast2356 · « **Reply #1175 on:** March 02, 2007, 03:03:07 PM »

BACK AGAIN EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nickjtc · « **Reply #1176 on:** March 02, 2007, 03:34:17 PM »

Quote from: firecracker on February 27, 2007, 07:03:27 AM

Quote from: mrblasty on February 26, 2007, 10:39:59 PM
This baby seal walks into a club....
Barman says "what'll you have?"
Seal says "anything but a Canadian Club".

...or Canadian Club and coke (to ease the pain??). Sorry.

Roach Carver · « **Reply #1177 on:** March 02, 2007, 05:14:39 PM »

which one of you sat on my hat.

feliz · « **Reply #1178 on:** March 02, 2007, 05:25:28 PM »

One of the forums I visit has a great way to pile up a post count, they call it a "word association" thread, someone will post a word like PEA, then someone will post PEANUT, then someone will post BUTTER and so on. Some nights when I can't sleep for an hour or so I'll get a couple dozen posts in in no time. I know I need a life.

mrbreeze · « **Reply #1179 on:** March 02, 2007, 05:34:09 PM »

I'm game ....lets try it!!! First word is....Jack.

feliz · « **Reply #1180 on:** March 02, 2007, 05:34:34 PM »

Hockers Choppers · « **Reply #1181 on:** March 02, 2007, 05:38:00 PM »

assume

mrbreeze · « **Reply #1182 on:** March 02, 2007, 05:41:40 PM »

GREAT!!! We have jack ass sume.....now what?

feliz · « **Reply #1183 on:** March 02, 2007, 05:48:21 PM »

Ya, the way it worked on the other forum (acuramdx.org?) it wasn't based on spelling but on word meaning like, pet, dog, pound, currency, British, Isle etc.

Also works best if we started a dedicated thread.

On the other forum the purpose wasn't to stump other posters necessarily but just to quickly pile on posts. Some posters did seem to enjoy making it difficult though,like...assume!!

burmashave · « **Reply #1184 on:** March 03, 2007, 08:23:56 AM »

Quote from: 71cb750 on March 02, 2007, 05:14:39 PM

which one of you sat on my hat.

That was your hat? I thought it was a duck.

burmashave · « **Reply #1185 on:** March 03, 2007, 08:36:22 AM »

Quote from: feliz on March 02, 2007, 05:25:28 PM

One of the forums I visit has a great way to pile up a post count, they call it a "word association" thread, someone will post a word like PEA, then someone will post PEANUT, then someone will post BUTTER and so on. Some nights when I can't sleep for an hour or so I'll get a couple dozen posts in in no time. I know I need a life.

Hey Feliz, we pride ourselves on the non-association of our associated posts. In fact, this thread is not really a thread at all, even when it seems to be a thread, and then it is least of all a thread. It is, perhaps, tangible proof of the Second Law of Thermodynamics in which Rudi Clausius (no relation to Rudi Guliani) stated, "All socks seek a state of 'un-paired-ness' on the floor." Rudi was no fool, was he? Before Rudi expostulated his postulate, dirty laundry on the floor could only be attributed to general laziness, and not to an actual principle of physics.

We now return you to our discussion of the Super Burrito Particle Collider.

Klark Kent · « **Reply #1186 on:** March 03, 2007, 09:38:24 AM »

at ten times the size of the standard burrito particle collider, the super collider has the beanitude to collide the particles of up to five million burritos, provided each burrito is comprised of seven layers or less. it still has the same problem processing guacamole in that figures can be largely inflated due to improperly processed avocado chunks and the odd shard of pit. this problem will be addressed more fully in the ultra-super burrito particle collider due out at burritocollidercon this spring. ill post pics.
-KK

sandcast2356 · « **Reply #1187 on:** March 03, 2007, 09:52:48 AM »

Oops, found your hat 71cb750 sorry.

Roach Carver · « **Reply #1188 on:** March 03, 2007, 02:28:42 PM »

That was my late grandmother/father's hat.

Roach Carver · « **Reply #1189 on:** March 03, 2007, 02:41:41 PM »

I am no pysician, but i wonder if during the collision of the burrito, If i were to eat said burrito would I achieve infinite fullness and would the need for beano be diminished? I only ask because as a lad I did some crude research on this and actually built a collider out of a concrete mixer and a scwhinn bicycle. As you would expect, there was a horrible accident and my cat Franklin was killed instantly (almost). I vowed to never EVER attempt to collide another burrito. I also vowed to never collide ferrets, canaries, skunks, miniature ponies, or toilet paper tubes. I will however collide thermometers, Gelatin cubes( 1 inch), and cotton balls.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #1190 on:** March 03, 2007, 02:44:21 PM »

hey i have that same hat

DammitDan · « **Reply #1191 on:** March 05, 2007, 08:24:02 AM »

burmashave · « **Reply #1192 on:** March 05, 2007, 12:16:45 PM »

Quote from: spikeybike on March 03, 2007, 02:44:21 PM

hey i have that same hat

If that was your hat, you'd be home now.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #1193 on:** March 05, 2007, 04:46:19 PM »

home is where the hat is

sandcast2356 · « **Reply #1194 on:** March 05, 2007, 04:52:48 PM »

The man with the big yellow......

Spikeybike · « **Reply #1195 on:** March 05, 2007, 05:05:56 PM »

Quote from: sandcast2356 on March 05, 2007, 04:52:48 PM

The man with the big yellow......

infection

mrbreeze · « **Reply #1196 on:** March 05, 2007, 08:24:01 PM »

Quote from: spikeybike on March 05, 2007, 05:05:56 PM

Quote from: sandcast2356 on March 05, 2007, 04:52:48 PM
The man with the big yellow......
infection

OOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZING...............

burmashave · « **Reply #1197 on:** March 05, 2007, 08:41:12 PM »

Did someone say pus? It's time for the PUS SONG!!!

mrbreeze · « **Reply #1198 on:** March 05, 2007, 08:56:35 PM »

Quote from: burmashave on March 05, 2007, 08:41:12 PM

Did someone say pus? It's time for the PUS SONG!!!

Got the pic......wheres the song?

................c'mon....I wanna hear the song!!!!!!!

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #1199 on:** March 06, 2007, 12:40:38 AM »

Here we go:

Pus pus pus pus,
Pus pus pus pus,
Everybody loves pus.

It tastes so sweet,
Like rotting feet,
For a creamy snack,
It's hard to beat!

Pus pus pus pus,
Pus pus pus pus,
Everybody loves pus..................

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