Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3051531 times)

Rushoid · « **Reply #1475 on:** April 12, 2007, 09:50:01 AM »

Quote from: firecracker on April 12, 2007, 06:57:51 AM

It's create your own Python sketch Day:

~~"Lancelot, Gallahad and I jump out of the rabbit."~~

BurmaShave, Rushoid and I jump out of the....

...castle AAARRRGGggghhhhhhh..........

TerryinAustralia: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
burmashave: Ask me the questions, Terry. I am not afraid.
TIA: What... is your name?
burmashave: My name is burmashave of Camelot.
TIA: What... is your quest?
burmashave: To seek the Holy Sandcast.
TIA: What... is your favourite colour?
burmashave: Blue.
TIA: Go on. Off you go.
burmashave: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
DammitDan: That's easy.
TIA: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
DammitDan: Ask me the questions, Terry. I'm not afraid.
TIA: What... is your name?
DammitDan: DammitDan of Camelot.
TIA: What... is your quest?
DammitDan: To seek the Holy Sandcast.
TIA: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
DammitDan: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
DammitDan: Auuuuuuuugh.
TIA: Stop. What... is your name?
ProTeal: ProTeal55 of Camelot.
TIA: What... is your quest?
ProTeal: I seek the Sandcast.
TIA: What... is your favourite colour?
ProTeal: Gloss black. No, flat bla...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
ProTeal: auuuuuuuugh.
TIA: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
SteveD CB500F: It is 'SteveD CB500F', Global Moderator of the Britons.
TIA: What... is your quest?
SteveD: To seek the Holy Sandcast.
TIA: What... is the air-speed velocity of a CB550 carb?
SteveD: What do you mean? With pods or a stock airbox?
TIA: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
TIA: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bob Wessner: How do know so much about carbs?
SteveD: Well, you have to know these things when you're a Global Moderator, you know.

burmashave · « **Reply #1476 on:** April 12, 2007, 11:15:42 AM »

Ha ha ha ha! That was ~~funny~~ hilarious, especially the surprise ending.

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #1477 on:** April 12, 2007, 11:19:43 AM »

brilliant

DammitDan · « **Reply #1478 on:** April 12, 2007, 12:29:25 PM »

tee hee

Rushoid · « **Reply #1479 on:** April 13, 2007, 01:56:32 PM »

Thanks. I thought the part about ProTeal's favorite color was particularly brilliant.

(Sorry PT, it just fit so well.

)

333 · « **Reply #1480 on:** April 13, 2007, 04:12:02 PM »

"I've come here for an argument"

I probably shouldn't start that, I actually might get one!

signed: FNG from the ministry of silly kickstarts

burmashave · « **Reply #1481 on:** April 13, 2007, 05:37:47 PM »

Quote from: 333 on April 13, 2007, 04:12:02 PM

"I've come here for an argument"

I probably shouldn't start that, I actually might get one!

signed: FNG from the ministry of silly kickstarts

There's no #*!$'ing way I'm going to argue with you!!! And I defy your attempts to get me to argue! Your feeble attempt at starting an argument only points out how argumentative you are. I remain above your argument and ignore it completely. By ignoring your argument, I nullify it in its entirety. Yours is an argument falling in the forest; therefore, all right thinking gentlemen will unite in ignoring the points you make. I lead them in a global ignorance that encompasses your statement and any like it.

333 · « **Reply #1482 on:** April 13, 2007, 05:57:38 PM »

See? I did get one. And your refusal to argue proves that we are argueing. But then, your refusal might be your way of goading me into argueing with you. And I didn't want to argue in the first place. I tried to stop myself. But the fact that I started by hitting the "post" button might mean I really did want an arguement. It's inconsheivable that we would argue, yet we are.

My neck hurts.

burmashave · « **Reply #1483 on:** April 13, 2007, 06:01:33 PM »

Quote from: 333 on April 13, 2007, 05:57:38 PM

See? I did get one. And your refusal to argue proves that we are argueing. But then, your refusal might be your way of goading me into argueing with you. And I didn't want to argue in the first place. I tried to stop myself. But the fact that I started by hitting the "post" button might mean I really did want an arguement. It's inconsheivable that we would argue, yet we are.

My neck hurts.

I am in *no* way goading you into an argument. In fact, I am still ignoring you.

333 · « **Reply #1484 on:** April 13, 2007, 06:12:16 PM »

I can see that. I can also see the arguement you are NOT in with Eldar on the PC help thread. Yet you still keep hitting the post button

Hockers Choppers · « **Reply #1485 on:** April 13, 2007, 07:36:43 PM »

Just when I think this thread is worthless.....rushoid comes up with some brilliant off take and I have to read this sh!t some more!!!!!!!!

Roach Carver · « **Reply #1486 on:** April 13, 2007, 07:38:33 PM »

what you are going to have to do is remove the old cable. next re route the new cable making sure not to scratch the paint. attach the end on the throttle first and the carb second. tighten all loose ends and for the first three days I recomend a break in period where you dont go any further than 1250 rpms. Good luck.

mrbreeze · « **Reply #1487 on:** April 13, 2007, 07:42:19 PM »

Quote from: 71cb750 on April 13, 2007, 07:38:33 PM

what you are going to have to do is remove the old cable. next re route the new cable making sure not to scratch the paint. attach the end on the throttle first and the carb second. tighten all loose ends and for the first three days I recomend a break in period where you dont go any further than 1250 rpms. Good luck.

Best advice I've heard all week!!! I'm glad someone around here knows how to break in a new cable!!

Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" · « **Reply #1488 on:** April 13, 2007, 07:42:37 PM »

I do not have time to read this thread to find out how it got to this point. But i have not posted for months and I need a post to stay current.

Oh by the way my left leg is slightly longer than my right. I thought you would want to know just in case we were sitting around measuring things and you noticed the difference and did not want to bring it up. Its ok I really never think about it and it really doesn't even bother me. Hey sorry about this but is is not my leg it is my arm. It is quite a bit shorter that my right leg. Sorry about the mixup. I hope that did not throw you off.

Quote from: scunny on October 26, 2006, 11:03:35 AM

I'm not sure about the point of this thread, I've never done it or had one myself but if it was me I would.....
just my .02cents

Gordon · « **Reply #1489 on:** April 13, 2007, 08:19:24 PM »

Quail! Welcome back, man!!

burmashave · « **Reply #1490 on:** April 13, 2007, 09:21:46 PM »

Quote from: Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" on April 13, 2007, 07:42:37 PM

I do not have time to read this thread to find out how it got to this point. But i have not posted for months and I need a post to stay current.

Oh by the way my left leg is slightly longer than my right. I thought you would want to know just in case we were sitting around measuring things and you noticed the difference and did not want to bring it up....

I didn't want to bring it up. I believe we discussed that somewhere between page 43 and 71. Contact the archives office.

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #1491 on:** April 14, 2007, 01:55:03 AM »

i SIT AROUND MEASURING THINGS ALL THE TIME.....

Spikeybike · « **Reply #1492 on:** April 14, 2007, 09:03:57 AM »

like how tall your mohawk is , right

burmashave · « **Reply #1493 on:** April 14, 2007, 10:19:30 AM »

In cubits?

mlinder · « **Reply #1494 on:** April 14, 2007, 10:22:18 AM »

Quote from: burmashave on April 14, 2007, 10:19:30 AM

In cubits?

Most mohawks you'd have to measure in percentages or fractions of cubits.
A mohawk a cubit in length would be around a foot and a half tall or more!

sandcastcb750 · « **Reply #1495 on:** April 14, 2007, 10:28:37 AM »

Maybe I am shameless and POINTLESS. If it is true , then send me to the POINTLESS FOREST where I'll meet Oblio and his dog Arrow. I hear Harry Nillson is buried there too. But, if I must go, I ride my CB750 SOHC there.........

DammitDan · « **Reply #1496 on:** April 14, 2007, 10:40:23 AM »

I'm so sweet Slugworth tried to steal me...

burmashave · « **Reply #1497 on:** April 14, 2007, 11:28:09 AM »

Me and my Arrow? The high road?

Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" · « **Reply #1498 on:** April 14, 2007, 08:01:12 PM »

I feel like I am back from the dead. Is eldar still alive, or was he one of the "winter kill"?

Quote from: Gordon on April 13, 2007, 08:19:24 PM

Quail! Welcome back, man!!

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #1499 on:** April 15, 2007, 10:09:56 AM »

he was sacrificed to the SOHC Gods

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