Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3095590 times)

jtb · « **Reply #1900 on:** June 21, 2007, 06:35:36 PM »

499...

jtb · « **Reply #1901 on:** June 21, 2007, 06:36:56 PM »

500!!! [/color]

ic455 · « **Reply #1902 on:** June 21, 2007, 09:32:40 PM »

Quote from: old750 on June 20, 2007, 10:12:47 PM

is this post going to ever end? i constantly see it in my replies how do i stop it?

you can't stop it, it's like herpes: it may not flare up all the time but it's always there

canyon750 · « **Reply #1903 on:** June 21, 2007, 11:04:08 PM »

I can't believe i actually went to the first page of this thread and started reading...

I'm I THAT bored!!

I got 20 pages in before I realized that I couldn't remember my own name! You people have ruined me!

This Thread Is Contagious!!!

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #1904 on:** June 22, 2007, 10:25:14 AM »

hahahahaha

thats sounds like this forum all right

RKS

Rushoid · « **Reply #1905 on:** June 22, 2007, 01:29:30 PM »

Quote from: canyon750 on June 21, 2007, 11:04:08 PM

I can't believe i actually went to the first page of this thread and started reading... I'm I THAT bored!! I got 20 pages in before I realized that I couldn't remember my own name! You people have ruined me!

This Thread Is Contagious!!!

Again, just like herpes!

Women don't like hairpiece. I have hairpiece on my head. I give you hairpiece.

333 · « **Reply #1906 on:** June 22, 2007, 01:48:37 PM »

Fargin iceholes!

sandcastcb750 · « **Reply #1907 on:** June 22, 2007, 03:17:26 PM »

when I think about it......I never did like Meg Ryan.

canyon750 · « **Reply #1908 on:** June 22, 2007, 03:41:10 PM »

Oh come on, she was GREAT in Joe vs. the Volcano!!!

Oh my... I think I'm developing a Brain Cloud!

Roach Carver · « **Reply #1909 on:** June 22, 2007, 03:59:24 PM »

its time for a chinese fire drill

(if you happen to be chinese, disregard the first part and just have a fire drill)

jtb · « **Reply #1910 on:** June 22, 2007, 05:14:44 PM »

Quote from: 333 on June 22, 2007, 01:48:37 PM

Fargin iceholes!

Bastidges!

canyon750 · « **Reply #1911 on:** June 22, 2007, 05:47:22 PM »

I want to live Dangerously!

burmashave · « **Reply #1912 on:** June 22, 2007, 06:15:03 PM »

Quote from: Rushoid

[snip]
Sad isn't it? She used to be beautiful but her vanity caused her to end up looking like the Joker.
[snip]

Ahhh, so true. Despite comments otherwise, she was a cutie. Now, she is the poster-horror for truly shameless vanity.

On a more interesting, yet shameless topic: Rushoid, I like your avatar. Where'd you get the picture? It doesn't look Photoshopped to my non-expert eye; however, I've never seen one of those units that go over 100 MPH. I can't tell if the sign is reading KPH, though.

Personally, every time I see one of those "Your Speed Is" signs, I see how high I can get it to go. Some of them show your speed in red numbers if you are above the limit and then flashing red if you are way above. I think my antics are shameless, especially if I am in traffic because I have to slow way down to give myself running room and then accelerate while folks behind me watch the numbers climb on the sign. Only once have I ever seen a cop who was ready to stop speeders near one of those signs. And yes, whenever I see a "keep off the grass" sign, my feet are irrepressibly drawn to the rich grass and earth.

Klark Kent · « **Reply #1913 on:** June 22, 2007, 07:34:06 PM »

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #1914 on:** June 22, 2007, 11:41:00 PM »

Quote from: burmashave on June 22, 2007, 06:15:03 PM

Quote from: Rushoid
[snip]
Sad isn't it? She used to be beautiful but her vanity caused her to end up looking like the Joker.
[snip]

Ahhh, so true. Despite comments otherwise, she was a cutie. Now, she is the poster-horror for truly shameless vanity.

On a more interesting, yet shameless topic: Rushoid, I like your avatar. Where'd you get the picture? It doesn't look Photoshopped to my non-expert eye; however, I've never seen one of those units that go over 100 MPH. I can't tell if the sign is reading KPH, though.

Personally, every time I see one of those "Your Speed Is" signs, I see how high I can get it to go. Some of them show your speed in red numbers if you are above the limit and then flashing red if you are way above. I think my antics are shameless, especially if I am in traffic because I have to slow way down to give myself running room and then accelerate while folks behind me watch the numbers climb on the sign. Only once have I ever seen a cop who was ready to stop speeders near one of those signs. And yes, whenever I see a "keep off the grass" sign, my feet are irrepressibly drawn to the rich grass and earth.

Down here some of those speed signs have camera's that are activated by a certain speed and the driver will be pictured coming and going and a ticket is sent to their house

dont do it in NC should you ever come through

Rushoid · « **Reply #1915 on:** June 25, 2007, 08:00:52 AM »

Quote from: burmashave on June 22, 2007, 06:15:03 PM

Quote from: Rushoid
[snip]
Sad isn't it? She used to be beautiful but her vanity caused her to end up looking like the Joker.
[snip]

Ahhh, so true. Despite comments otherwise, she was a cutie. Now, she is the poster-horror for truly shameless vanity.

On a more interesting, yet shameless topic: Rushoid, I like your avatar. Where'd you get the picture? It doesn't look Photoshopped to my non-expert eye; however, I've never seen one of those units that go over 100 MPH. I can't tell if the sign is reading KPH, though.

Personally, every time I see one of those "Your Speed Is" signs, I see how high I can get it to go. Some of them show your speed in red numbers if you are above the limit and then flashing red if you are way above. I think my antics are shameless, especially if I am in traffic because I have to slow way down to give myself running room and then accelerate while folks behind me watch the numbers climb on the sign. Only once have I ever seen a cop who was ready to stop speeders near one of those signs. And yes, whenever I see a "keep off the grass" sign, my feet are irrepressibly drawn to the rich grass and earth.

Well, that picture was taken when i was trying out my new bionic legs. I broke the sign at 167, but I easily was doing around 200 when my sneaker blew out. That was scary. I'll never again buy the off-brand shoes. I thought briefly about using the leather from the cow I obliterated to make some custom shoes, but I've tried the new Air Austins from Nike with some success.

~~OK, seriously, I don't know the origins of the pic. It was sent to me a few months ago and i saved it. Sorry.~~

333 · « **Reply #1916 on:** June 25, 2007, 08:44:55 AM »

I'd stick with the bionic leg story.

Rushoid · « **Reply #1917 on:** June 25, 2007, 08:59:36 AM »

Quote from: 333 on June 25, 2007, 08:44:55 AM

I'd stick with the bionic leg story.

Done. Thanks.

xtalon · « **Reply #1918 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:50:58 AM »

Quote from: Rushoid on June 25, 2007, 08:59:36 AM

Quote from: 333 on June 25, 2007, 08:44:55 AM
I'd stick with the bionic leg story.
Done. Thanks.

Are your shoes not 'Z' rated?

--xTalon

Klark Kent · « **Reply #1919 on:** June 25, 2007, 12:05:14 PM »

theres nothing like that first time you try out your bionic legs. ahh that new bionic leg feeling.
-KK

Cvillechopper · « **Reply #1920 on:** June 25, 2007, 12:15:51 PM »

Quote from: Klark Kent on June 25, 2007, 12:05:14 PM

theres nothing like that first time you try out your bionic legs. ahh that new bionic leg feeling.
-KK

When did this turn into a viagra commercial?

333 · « **Reply #1921 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:41:32 PM »

Don't be gettin' Zwinky on us now.

burmashave · « **Reply #1922 on:** June 25, 2007, 06:50:28 PM »

Quote from: Rushoid on June 25, 2007, 08:59:36 AM

Quote from: 333 on June 25, 2007, 08:44:55 AM
I'd stick with the bionic leg story.
Done. Thanks.

Ya know, Rush, as I recall, Steve Austin only had one bionic leg. It has always bepuzzled me as to how he could run at 60 MPH. I mean, think about puttin' yer foot down at 60 MPH and then doing that repeatedly. But then again, I may have my Bionic Man physics wrong.

clarkjh · « **Reply #1923 on:** June 25, 2007, 06:52:05 PM »

Quote from: burmashave on June 25, 2007, 06:50:28 PM

Quote from: Rushoid on June 25, 2007, 08:59:36 AM
Quote from: 333 on June 25, 2007, 08:44:55 AM
I'd stick with the bionic leg story.
Done. Thanks.

Ya know, Rush, as I recall, Steve Austin only had one bionic leg. It has always bepuzzled me as to how he could run at 60 MPH. I mean, think about puttin' yer foot down at 60 MPH and then doing that repeatedly. But then again, I may have my Bionic Man physics wrong.

Hopped on one leg doing 120

James

sandcastcb750 · « **Reply #1924 on:** June 25, 2007, 08:34:04 PM »

klark- I think the French sign would be more funny if Jerry Lewis was next to it

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