Omigosh, are you guys still doing movie quotations? I'd have thought that by now you would have quoted every line from every movie ever made. I've become utterly ashamed at the udder lack of shamelessness. Mebbe it's time to pull the plug and watch the water roll around the drain while post counts (mine included) make a quick trip down the elevator shaft to a dusty, dingy basement. Note that Terry could watch the water go round in the other direction. This may explain much, but I digress.
When I was a small boy, I was very young, and we all sang the Pus Song. Eventually, this thread flew further than a crap filled frisbee. Brave men crossed the Bridge of Death to seek the Holy Sandcast, and men of reason pondered on the relationship between brussel sprouts and communists while Mr. Blasty enlightened us as to the dangers of burping and farting at the same time. There was a time when I suffered severe personal embarrassment because of a simple curling iron. No more.
In closing, I must say:
T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating. Is sad. I'd assign it a name: gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet.
Read it. Backwards.