Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[Roach Carver]

welcome to the forum. I think you will find a lot of useful information here.

[GoatBaSS]

welcome to the forum. I think you will find a lot of useful information here.

:DHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAA......HA HEH...(cough) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[firecracker]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These Southern boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the  following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken. 
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. 

The  Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Tuesday.

[Klark Kent]

maybe by tuesday, definately before nascar kicks off.
-KK

[sandcastcb750]

WTF, I'm tired of this drivel!

[Aaron J Williams]

That redneck pic has to be fake, that truck is too nice for any of the rednecks I have ever met!

[333]

And that particular redneck need an additional "fact about terrorists";

#6  They want to take all your sheep!

[pdxPope]

That redneck pic has to be fake, that truck is too nice for any of the rednecks I have ever met!

Okay, THAT'S funny!!!!

-JP

[Rushoid]

Good Morning everyone

[333]

Well, good morning back at ya'.

[Spikeybike]

Well, good morning back at ya'.

i swear to god if one more f@%king person says "someone's got a case of the mondays"

click...click...boom

[333]

You were begging for this;

"Well it looks like someone DOES have a case of the Mondays"  Did you get up on the wrong side of the floor?  Did someone pee in your Cocoa Puffs?

[Rushoid]

Well, good morning back at ya'.

i swear to god if one more f@%king person says "someone's got a case of the mondays"

click...click...boom

Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

No. No, man. $hit, no, man. I believe you'd get your a$$ kicked sayin' something like that, man.

[Spikeybike]

Well, good morning back at ya'.

i swear to god if one more f@%king person says "someone's got a case of the mondays"

click...click...boom

Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

No. No, man. $hit, no, man. I believe you'd get your a$$ kicked sayin' something like that, man.

i ate the TPS reports, i WILL burn this place down, i have MORE than enough pieces flare, and i want MY GOD DAMN STAPLER

[DammitDan]

"I eat pieces of #$%* like you for breakfast!"

...

"You eat pieces of #$%* for breakfast?" 

[Cvillechopper]

I've never had the Mondays but I did have a case of the Saturdays once.  It got better once I ate some crackers and took a nap...

[Rushoid]

Well, as long as you don't get the Groundhog days. That seems to never go away.

[333]

Well, as long as you don't get the Groundhog days. That seems to never go away.

[333]

Well, as long as you don't get the Groundhog days. That seems to never go away.

[333]

Well, as long as you don't get the Groundhog days. That seems to never go away.

[mark]

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[Spikeybike]

mmmm...... pure mash 

[Spikeybike]

Well, as long as you don't get the Groundhog days. That seems to never go away.

[Spikeybike]

<------ hey look i'm a hot shot ......what a post whore i've become

[Rushoid]

This shameless post brought to you by the makers of Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor.

What chu swattin' at? 

what a post whore i've become

You say that like it's a bad thing.