Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3111503 times)

333 · « **Reply #3225 on:** January 30, 2008, 07:44:09 PM »

Shouldn't that be;

What a wonderful bird is the Elephant,
It flits from bough to bough,
It builds it's nest
in a Rhubarb bush
And whistles like a cow!

and in the limericks thread?

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3226 on:** January 30, 2008, 08:51:21 PM »

Don't fuuck with my families poem, 333, and no, it's not a poxy limerick, that "There once was a man from Nantucket" shiite just cheapens the spirit in which I shared this wonderful home-grown example of pointless poetry........................

Cvillechopper · « **Reply #3227 on:** January 31, 2008, 06:56:31 AM »

I'd say there must have been SOMETHING homegrown involved in the creation of that poem.

333 · « **Reply #3228 on:** January 31, 2008, 07:10:39 AM »

Terry, it seems to me that if it is a family poem, sheep would be mentioned somewhere.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3229 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:05:16 PM »

Quote from: 333 on January 31, 2008, 07:10:39 AM

Terry, it seems to me that if it is a family poem, sheep would be mentioned somewhere.

That's in the second verse..............

UnCrash · « **Reply #3230 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:21:54 PM »

.....And here's the second verse.

The sheep hath bestowed its own mane
to an Australian bloke and his dame
under this cover
the ewe and lover
pranced untill they forgot whence they came

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3231 on:** January 31, 2008, 11:18:26 PM »

Quote from: UnCrash on January 31, 2008, 04:21:54 PM

.....And here's the second verse.

The sheep hath bestowed its own mane
to an Australian bloke and his dame
under this cover
the ewe and lover
pranced untill they forgot whence they came

Thass not bad mate, shameless and pointless, but not bad at all. (mental note to Terry, claim Crashy's verse as your own, but don't tell anyone, ok?)

Cvillechopper · « **Reply #3232 on:** February 01, 2008, 06:25:41 AM »

I try to take mental notes from time to time but it seems my pen is out of ink.

333 · « **Reply #3233 on:** February 01, 2008, 06:48:03 AM »

Do they make a Viagra for that?

Cvillechopper · « **Reply #3234 on:** February 01, 2008, 08:32:37 AM »

Viagra doesn't give your pen more ink, it just keeps it pointy... at least that's what my friend says.

333 · « **Reply #3235 on:** February 01, 2008, 11:55:09 AM »

That's your story, and you're sticking to it, right?

Cvillechopper · « **Reply #3236 on:** February 01, 2008, 12:20:51 PM »

Quote from: 333 on February 01, 2008, 11:55:09 AM

That's your story, and you're sticking to it, right?

No pun intended, right?

mrblasty · « **Reply #3237 on:** February 01, 2008, 07:07:43 PM »

I don't usually take notes when I'm mental, it just adds bulk to the case file.

UnCrash · « **Reply #3238 on:** February 01, 2008, 07:31:02 PM »

Red frame
Black comstars
Silver swingarm
Silver Fork ends
Black tank, sidecovers and rear cowl
Red (maybe silver) supersport racing stripes.

333 · « **Reply #3239 on:** February 01, 2008, 08:02:54 PM »

That seemed to make sense. Are you in the right thread?

mark · « **Reply #3240 on:** February 01, 2008, 09:39:13 PM »

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3241 on:** February 02, 2008, 01:39:56 AM »

I really wasn't probed by aliens, I'm almost positive!

Roach Carver · « **Reply #3242 on:** February 02, 2008, 06:33:08 AM »

almost positive about the aliens or the probing?

mrblasty · « **Reply #3243 on:** February 02, 2008, 06:51:30 AM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on February 02, 2008, 01:39:56 AM

I really wasn't probed by aliens, I'm almost positive!

You are correct, it was me wearing those springy antenae on the top of my head

UnCrash · « **Reply #3244 on:** February 02, 2008, 07:51:11 AM »

this thread needs therapy

UnCrash · « **Reply #3245 on:** February 02, 2008, 09:19:25 AM »

To He!! with therapy!!

This thread needs a

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3246 on:** February 02, 2008, 01:41:28 PM »

Quote from: mrblasty on February 02, 2008, 06:51:30 AM

Quote from: Terry in Australia on February 02, 2008, 01:39:56 AM
I really wasn't probed by aliens, I'm almost positive!

You are correct, it was me wearing those springy antenae on the top of my head

Ooohher, I wondered how that alien was able to probe me with both his hands on my shoulders!

Roach Carver · « **Reply #3247 on:** February 02, 2008, 02:26:32 PM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on February 02, 2008, 01:41:28 PM

Quote from: mrblasty on February 02, 2008, 06:51:30 AM
Quote from: Terry in Australia on February 02, 2008, 01:39:56 AM
I really wasn't probed by aliens, I'm almost positive!

You are correct, it was me wearing those springy antenae on the top of my head

Ooohher, I wondered how that alien was able to probe me with both his hands on my shoulders!

probably some sort of high tech ultra advanced alien probing device if I were to guess.

333 · « **Reply #3248 on:** February 02, 2008, 02:55:42 PM »

That's your story, and you're sticking to it, right?

UnCrash · « **Reply #3249 on:** February 02, 2008, 05:06:09 PM »

Quote

That seemed to make sense. Are you in the right thread?

Yes, that's why I love this place!

If I said that same thing to 99.99% of the rest of the world they would look at me like I was a probing alien

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