Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3095568 times)

burmashave · « **Reply #3875 on:** April 23, 2008, 08:55:58 PM »

I mean it. I'm still not here.

Gordon · « **Reply #3876 on:** April 23, 2008, 09:02:09 PM »

Quote from: burmashave on April 23, 2008, 08:55:58 PM

I mean it. I'm still not here.

I'd take your word for it, but that would require acknowledging your existence, which would cause the universe to collapse in on itself, so I can't.

nickjtc · « **Reply #3877 on:** April 24, 2008, 07:32:20 AM »

Quote from: firecracker on April 24, 2008, 07:28:20 AM

It's this, or work.
I'm sticking with this...

My sentiments entirely. The job would be perfect if it wasn't for those pesky examinees showing up every hour.

burmashave · « **Reply #3878 on:** April 25, 2008, 02:32:28 PM »

I'd wish you best of luck for a good cause, firecracker; however, to do that, I'd have to admit that I am here, which I am not.

nickjtc · « **Reply #3879 on:** April 25, 2008, 04:49:30 PM »

Quote from: firecracker on April 25, 2008, 12:59:32 PM

Running a marathon on Sunday www.okcmarathon.com. First (probably last) one. $:-\$

Good luck with that. If you've done the preparation, and don't start out too fast, you should be ok. Drink lots. I used to do the same insanity when I was a younger (and fitter) fellow.

nickjtc · « **Reply #3880 on:** April 25, 2008, 04:53:32 PM »

Here's a question for all you Star Trek fans. Is the vocal on side two of Mike Oldfields 'Tubular Bells' ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tubular_Bells) the first recording of a Klingon singing?

333 · « **Reply #3881 on:** April 25, 2008, 06:36:15 PM »

No.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piltdown_Man

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3882 on:** April 25, 2008, 07:07:10 PM »

We've got Star Trek fans here? OH MY GOD......................

nickjtc · « **Reply #3883 on:** April 25, 2008, 08:03:04 PM »

Quote from: 333 on April 25, 2008, 06:36:15 PM

No. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piltdown_Man

Ah, but Piltdown Man was a hoax and never existed. As we all know the Klingons are out there somewhere in the Alpha Quadrant, therefore I think that the recording is more likely to be Klingon (whatever anyone says).

mrblasty · « **Reply #3884 on:** April 25, 2008, 08:15:21 PM »

Quote from: firecracker on April 25, 2008, 02:59:02 PM

I shall dedicate mile 17 to this forum.

Because on my 18 mile training run, I started to hallucinate at mile 17.

It was like having a surprise visit from an old friend.

I didn't know we had a friend in common ;)n

Spikeybike · « **Reply #3885 on:** April 25, 2008, 11:57:43 PM »

today i taught my son to get daddy a beer

it was a proud moment

troppo · « **Reply #3886 on:** April 26, 2008, 12:08:53 AM »

Quote from: spikeybike on April 25, 2008, 11:57:43 PM

today i taught my son to get daddy a beer it was a proud moment

And may it be the first of many proud beers mate........
Real bonding time there, his first beer run lol

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3887 on:** April 26, 2008, 04:10:01 AM »

Quote from: spikeybike on April 25, 2008, 11:57:43 PM

today i taught my son to get daddy a beer it was a proud moment

Do me a favor Spikey, tomorrow, teach him to shoot "Trekkies" with a pellet gun. Not only will it be another great bonding moment, you'll be performing a community service, culling nerds...................

troppo · « **Reply #3888 on:** April 26, 2008, 04:12:32 AM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on April 26, 2008, 04:10:01 AM

Quote from: spikeybike on April 25, 2008, 11:57:43 PM
today i taught my son to get daddy a beer it was a proud moment

Do me a favor Spikey, tomorrow, teach him to shoot "Trekkies" with a pellet gun. Not only will it be another great bonding moment, you'll be performing a community service, culling nerds...................

So you can honestly say you`ve never watched the show terry?
I`m no nerd but i love the show..... I dont get dressed up or go to conventions though.....
So take aim!

nickjtc · « **Reply #3889 on:** April 26, 2008, 06:42:57 AM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on April 26, 2008, 04:10:01 AM

Do me a favor Spikey, tomorrow, teach him to shoot "Trekkies" with a pellet gun. Not only will it be another great bonding moment, you'll be performing a community service, culling nerds...................

OUCH, Terry. Both literally and metaphorically.

mrblasty · « **Reply #3890 on:** April 26, 2008, 08:58:48 AM »

"Abuse thy farts Puke" sorry wrong show.

burmashave · « **Reply #3891 on:** April 26, 2008, 10:54:44 AM »

Quote from: mrblasty

"Abuse thy farts Puke" sorry wrong show.

Yup. It's been moved to Thursday night at 9:00 right after Verda the Talking Dingo and before The Most Dangerous Insurance Clerk reality series.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #3892 on:** April 26, 2008, 11:31:30 AM »

Quote from: troppo on April 26, 2008, 12:08:53 AM

And may it be the first of many proud beers mate........
Real bonding time there, his first beer run lol

i cant wait till he has a licence and can pick me up from the bar

and as far as popping off trekkies goes, he would have to start with a good lot of my family (damn trekkies)

333 · « **Reply #3893 on:** April 26, 2008, 01:23:49 PM »

Quote from: nickjtc on April 25, 2008, 08:03:04 PM

Quote from: 333 on April 25, 2008, 06:36:15 PM
No. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piltdown_Man

Ah, but Piltdown Man was a hoax and never existed. As we all know the Klingons are out there somewhere in the Alpha Quadrant, therefore I think that the recording is more likely to be Klingon (whatever anyone says).

Yes, it's true that Piltdown Man was a hoax, but according to:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tubular_Bells

it was the inspiration for the vocals.

Your use of the Trek lingo suggests that you DO have a costume or two and have been to a convention or two.

nickjtc · « **Reply #3894 on:** April 26, 2008, 01:59:36 PM »

Quote from: 333 on April 26, 2008, 01:23:49 PM

Your use of the Trek lingo suggests that you DO have a costume or two and have been to a convention or two.

Not guilty. I am married to a gal who is a big fan, however. The costumes pre-ordain that a person is svelte; I'm not. I am also not a fan of head-to-toe polyester. No we have never been to conventions. My favourite spoof of the whole Star Trek/Star Wars/Battlestar Galactica/Babylon 5 genre is 'Galaxy Quest'.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3895 on:** April 26, 2008, 05:57:56 PM »

Quote from: nickjtc on April 26, 2008, 01:59:36 PM

Quote from: 333 on April 26, 2008, 01:23:49 PM
Your use of the Trek lingo suggests that you DO have a costume or two and have been to a convention or two.

Not guilty. I am married to a gal who is a big fan, however. The costumes pre-ordain that a person is svelte; I'm not. I am also not a fan of head-to-toe polyester. No we have never been to conventions. My favourite spoof of the whole Star Trek/Star Wars/Battlestar Galactica/Babylon 5 genre is 'Galaxy Quest'.

I agree Nick, Star Trek sucks the hairy pole, and Trekkies (and their immediate families) deserve the gas chamber.

My wife is a Star Trek fan, which is another good reason for me to dislike it, particularly since she hid my pellet gun and I am now powerless to defend myself against those hordes of nerdy zombies..........

troppo · « **Reply #3896 on:** April 26, 2008, 06:01:36 PM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on April 26, 2008, 05:57:56 PM

Quote from: nickjtc on April 26, 2008, 01:59:36 PM
Quote from: 333 on April 26, 2008, 01:23:49 PM
Your use of the Trek lingo suggests that you DO have a costume or two and have been to a convention or two.

Not guilty. I am married to a gal who is a big fan, however. The costumes pre-ordain that a person is svelte; I'm not. I am also not a fan of head-to-toe polyester. No we have never been to conventions. My favourite spoof of the whole Star Trek/Star Wars/Battlestar Galactica/Babylon 5 genre is 'Galaxy Quest'.

I agree Nick, Star Trek sucks the hairy pole, and Trekkies (and their immediate families) deserve the gas chamber.

My wife is a Star Trek fan, which is another good reason for me to dislike it, particularly since she hid my pellet gun and I am now powerless to defend myself against those hordes of nerdy zombies..........

you lining up for that gas chamber terry

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3897 on:** April 26, 2008, 06:04:38 PM »

Damn, a hole in my (otherwise perfect) plan!

nickjtc · « **Reply #3898 on:** April 26, 2008, 09:02:59 PM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on April 26, 2008, 05:57:56 PM

I agree Nick, Star Trek sucks the hairy pole

Erm, what's a hairy pole, Terry? Nothing to do with sheep is it?

troppo · « **Reply #3899 on:** April 26, 2008, 09:44:51 PM »

Quote from: nickjtc on April 26, 2008, 09:02:59 PM

Quote from: Terry in Australia on April 26, 2008, 05:57:56 PM
I agree Nick, Star Trek sucks the hairy pole

Erm, what's a hairy pole, Terry? Nothing to do with sheep is it?

could that be like a strippers pole only for strippers with a bodyhair problem

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