Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3046198 times)

firecracker · « **Reply #4325 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:03:10 PM »

Could you do that for the forum members sometime?

How about right meow?

Gordon · « **Reply #4326 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:11:15 PM »

Meow what is so funny?!!

loonymoon · « **Reply #4327 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:11:59 PM »

blibble

Muk · « **Reply #4328 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:12:28 PM »

right meow i just don't have the time, cause they might pull a car back for me and the will want it done meow. musically i always liked that van halen song" right here right meow". besides according to my boss i have to be more serious starting meow.......not!

Roach Carver · « **Reply #4329 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:33:52 PM »

this is all very stupid, and after the thursday after next, I vow I will never read it again

(with both eyes)

loonymoon · « **Reply #4330 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:37:32 PM »

I got sick of it appearing in new replies so I thought i may as well post in the feckin' thing!

mystic_1 · « **Reply #4331 on:** June 04, 2008, 03:16:19 PM »

Quote from: loonymoon on June 04, 2008, 02:37:32 PM

I got sick of it appearing in new replies so I thought i may as well post in the feckin' thing!

That's how it starts, it seems.

mystic_1

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4332 on:** June 04, 2008, 03:19:07 PM »

Ok, so I re-read the 307 (now 311 pages of post) and I feel quite confident in stating that I am almost 100 percent positive that a lot of what I've read has no actual bearing on actual bearings.

So, if I do boost the performance of my shameless, what type of HP gain should I expect to see?

Also, which type of thread is correct for a 76 550? I want to do this right the third or fourth time so as not to waste too much time.

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4333 on:** June 04, 2008, 03:20:28 PM »

correction 312 pages...

Muk,

I've been known to get stuck on all caps myself. Some people get really annoyed at me for yelling all the time. All they'd hafta do is listen.

333 · « **Reply #4334 on:** June 04, 2008, 04:21:39 PM »

I've been out for a few days as my computer was liquid damaged by the reaction I had to some of the posts here. This foolishness must stop. I can't afford a new computer every time some a$$hat decides to quote Python or SNL!

Welcome to the newcomers. Hawk- nice quoting from Animal House. Did you seriously read all 300 pages? That's a day you won't get back.

nickjtc · « **Reply #4335 on:** June 04, 2008, 05:49:12 PM »

Quote from: Hawkster318 on June 04, 2008, 03:19:07 PM

Ok, so I re-read the 307 (now 311 pages of post) and I feel quite confident in stating that I am almost 100 percent positive that a lot of what I've read has no actual bearing on actual bearings.
So, if I do boost the performance of my shameless, what type of HP gain should I expect to see?
Also, which type of thread is correct for a 76 550? I want to do this right the third or fourth time so as not to waste too much time.

Feckin'......now that's a word I haven't heard in a long time. Made my day, Carmen.

Thread type depends on the degree of insanity involved. 550-only would be appropriate; oil is always a good topic, along with tyres, chain lubricant and helmet usage. If in doubt resort to SPB thread....you can't go wrong.

As to bearings, would that be muffler bearings? Which side? OEM or aftermarket?

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4336 on:** June 04, 2008, 06:02:46 PM »

I'm not sure, I think the ones that needs replacing are on the OEM side.

nickjtc · « **Reply #4337 on:** June 04, 2008, 06:14:56 PM »

Quote from: Hawkster318 on June 04, 2008, 06:02:46 PM

I'm not sure, I think the ones that needs replacing are on the OEM side.

Which way do they swing?

firecracker · « **Reply #4338 on:** June 04, 2008, 07:29:45 PM »

Hang them on a sky hook and see which side they lean towards...

Speaking of sides, anyone know which side of a chicken has more feathers?

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4339 on:** June 04, 2008, 07:31:14 PM »

Outwards, and then inwards. Does this mean they are Aftermarket mounted on the OEM side or could this be caused by the bike having set for 12 years in the weeds?

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4340 on:** June 04, 2008, 07:33:11 PM »

Quote from: firecracker on June 04, 2008, 07:29:45 PM

Hang them on a sky hook and see which side they lean towards...

Speaking of sides, anyone know which side of a chicken has more feathers?

If it is a hen, usually the bottom side. Roosters are the opposite. Of course this only applies in the northern hemisphere, southern hemisphere is the opposite.

Dave-and-his-550 · « **Reply #4341 on:** June 04, 2008, 07:47:08 PM »

can sum1 tell my why my bike doesn't run? k tanks lol

(My fuel tank! It's gone!)

Joel · « **Reply #4342 on:** June 04, 2008, 09:25:00 PM »

Quote from: firecracker on June 04, 2008, 07:29:45 PM

Hang them on a sky hook and see which side they lean towards...

Speaking of sides, anyone know which side of a chicken has more feathers?

The outside, of course. Chickens don't have feathers on the inside.

troppo · « **Reply #4343 on:** June 05, 2008, 03:11:05 AM »

Quote from: nickjtc on June 04, 2008, 05:49:12 PM

As to bearings, would that be muffler bearings? Which side? OEM or aftermarket?

You also should have asked if these were hamster bearings or not, and if they were are they OEM or after-market hamsters?

Muk · « **Reply #4344 on:** June 05, 2008, 05:53:56 AM »

aftermarket... tried chihuahua's but made it too yappy... hamsters are much quieter some gerbils will work too if you can get them away from Mr. Gere

troppo · « **Reply #4345 on:** June 05, 2008, 05:58:56 AM »

I forgot about gerbils, but then i`ve heard they just dont last.
You cant find anything but chinese gerbils these days and they have poor quality bearing races

Cvillechopper · « **Reply #4346 on:** June 05, 2008, 06:46:32 AM »

Quote from: troppo on June 05, 2008, 05:58:56 AM

I forgot about gerbils, but then i`ve heard they just dont last.
You cant find anything but chinese gerbils these days and they have poor quality bearing races

You can use the bearing race off a Vietnamese gerbil if you back the adjustment screw off 1/4 turn and use a longer pilot jet cable.

nickjtc · « **Reply #4347 on:** June 05, 2008, 07:06:16 AM »

Quote from: Cvillechopper on June 05, 2008, 06:46:32 AM

You can use the bearing race off a Vietnamese gerbil if you back the adjustment screw off 1/4 turn and use a longer pilot jet cable.

According to the owners forum, the latest info has it that it is 3/16 turn.

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4348 on:** June 05, 2008, 07:11:47 AM »

RANT ON:

Ok America, we need to stop selling our scrap gerbils to China. Oh sure, a handful of people are making money off it, but it costs the average citizen more for daily goods.

As mentioned above, cheap Chinese import gerbils do not last as long and break frequently.

Let's all do or part and for the month of July (next month, 4th of July, all that stuff...) not buy any gerbils from China. That'll learn them.

ok, Rant mode off:

Cvillechopper · « **Reply #4349 on:** June 05, 2008, 07:13:34 AM »

Quote from: nickjtc on June 05, 2008, 07:06:16 AM

Quote from: Cvillechopper on June 05, 2008, 06:46:32 AM
You can use the bearing race off a Vietnamese gerbil if you back the adjustment screw off 1/4 turn and use a longer pilot jet cable.

According to the owners forum, the latest info has it that it is 3/16 turn.

That's a metric 3/16 turn or SAE 1/4. Rounded numbers are more precise, ya know...

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